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Capt. Neal®
 
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Default I managed to run Lady Pilot off this group.

It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN



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See, Mo'Lissa? What did I tell you? He's off on another tack....right
after the full moon has started to wane...let's see how long this one will
last...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for
her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot
possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN





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ACK!!!!

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:36:24 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

See, Mo'Lissa? What did I tell you? He's off on another tack....right
after the full moon has started to wane...let's see how long this one will
last...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for
her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot
possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN





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katysails
 
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What? You don't want to run your hands up his bumpy litle spine and carress
his knobby knees? (would make a good horror flick, though...or maybe an
episode of Law & Order SVU...)

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
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ACK!!!!

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:36:24 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

See, Mo'Lissa? What did I tell you? He's off on another tack....right
after the full moon has started to wane...let's see how long this one will
last...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
It appears Lady Pilot has given up posting here. I think my scheme
worked
to scare her off for good. All it took was for me to profess my love for
her.

Nothing scares women off more than that. They all know they cannot
possible
handle such a manly man.

Now to get rid of Katy and the upstart Miss Mo'Lissa once and for all.

Katy, Miss Mo'Lissa I love you both more than I love life, liberty and
the
pursuit of happiness. (That should do it!)

CN







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Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage



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The cedar bucket is more comfortable than any stupid
reclining love seat.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage

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katysails
 
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I'm sure your rear has the permanent indentations to prove it.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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The cedar bucket is more comfortable than any stupid
reclining love seat.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage



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Neal,
The Cedar Bucket is only more comfortable; If you're ****ting. You were
probably ****ting if some woman was submitting to you in a Love seat'

You know if you had your boat in a slip it would be an easier job to
make contact with the "Bar Pick Ups" and braking it off.

Ole Thom


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage

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Lady Pilot
 
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So you say...rofl

Here's the picture, Thom. Notice Neal is nowhere near my fireplace.

http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/loveseat.JPG

LP

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:


The cedar bucket is more comfortable than any stupid
reclining love seat.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Neal,

You do seem to have that effect on Females,

Every time you get "Horny over the thought of any woman" They seem to
flee.

What happened with that "Reclining Love Seat in front of the Fire
Place?" Ah, what the Hell, you still got the Cedar Bucket in front of
your Tin Can Heater and a good set of hands.

LIFE GOES ON!

Ole Thom



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomsHomePage



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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:J5QMd.45$ds.4@okepread07...
So you say...rofl

Here's the picture, Thom. Notice Neal is nowhere near my fireplace.

http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/loveseat.JPG

LP


So where are the binding silks and the furs in this photo?

CM




 
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