National Transportation Safety Board report - - -

AIRCRAFT: PIPER PA-34-200T
REGISTRATION: N47506
INJURIES: 2 FATAL

The private pilot and a pilot rated passenger (two pilots) were
going to practice simulated instrument flight. Witnesses observed
the airplane's right wind fail in a dive and crash.

Examination of the wreckage and bodies revealed that both
occupants were partially clothed and the front right seat was in the
full aft reclining position. (The pilots had converted the co-pilot
seat to a bed.) Neither body showed evidence of seatbelts or
shoulder harnesses being worn. (They were lying in the bed.)

Examination of the individuals' clothing revealed no evidence of
ripping or distress to the zippers and belts. (Their lack of clothing
seemed to be voluntary.)

The NTSB determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows:
The pilot in command's improper in-flight decision to divert her
attention to other activities not related to the conduct of the flight.
(The pilot and co-pilot were having sex, and nobody was flying the plane.)

Contributing to the accident was the exceeding of the design limits
of the airplane leading to a wing failure. (The lack of pilot caused
the plane to fly erratically, overstressing the wind and leading to
a crash.

Reference: NYSB #MIA92FA051.



Kinda sounds like something Lady Pilot would do, doesn't it?
Hmmmmmmm. I notice she's not around lately. Maybe . . .

S.Simon