"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

It's been banned for over 20 years you idiot!

It's elephant ivory, Dorkasaurus. I purchased it before the ban on
ivory. Genuine ivory, you little pussy. It's worth more than your
boat.

No it isn't.... No you didn't...... and ivory ain't worth more than
$50/lb.
It's walrus tusk or fake.... probably plastic!

We have 2 elephant tusks on display in the living room, next to the leopard
skin, Kudu Horns, 13 foot Boa skin and African ebony carvings.

....357 Python gay gun toting...... purse gun carrying pussy that you are.

CM

My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

Dream on...... it's walrus tusk ivroy. The only ivory allowed into the
USA.


It's elephant ivory, Dorkasaurus. I purchased it before the ban on
ivory. Genuine ivory, you little pussy. It's worth more than your
boat.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family
for years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out
there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them
now...) All of it was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure
there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

katysails wrote in message
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My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family
for
years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out there...my
grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it
was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of
people who still have ivory in the US...

Elephants end up dying of natural causes like everything else and then the
ivory could be recovered without any slaughter. It has always seemed to me
that when the embargo was brought in it was stupid to burn literally tons of
ivory seized from poachers in the hope of discouraging them from killing
more elephants to replace it. All that was achieved by that waste of ivory
from elephants already dead was to make further poaching of ivory more
profitable.. Many beautiful things are made of ivory. It is the endemic
corruption of officials in Africa that prevents the poachers from being
taken out of circulation.

I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for years and years...there are still Steinways with
ivory keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it was obtained before the
embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family
for years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory keys out
there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them
now...) All of it was obtained before the embargo on ivory....I'm sure
there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

Bwaaaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhah. I can picture you huffing and
puffing and blowing big, indignant, soap bubbles.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...


I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our family for years and years...there are still Steinways with
ivory keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who has them now...) All of it was obtained before the
embargo on ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

Imagine all you want....it's all you have anymore...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Bwaaaahahhahhahahahahhahahahahhah. I can picture you huffing and
puffing and blowing big, indignant, soap bubbles.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
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You'll die first...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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I'll use it to wash out your sassy mouth if I ever get the chance . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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You should use it more often...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
My mother has an ivory necklace that has been handed down in our
family for years and years...there are still Steinways with ivory
keys out there...my grandfather had ivory carvings (don't know who
has them now...) All of it was obtained before the embargo on
ivory....I'm sure there are lots of people who still have ivory in
the US...

I use Ivory soap from time to time. Does that count?

CN

On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 02:16:43 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 17:18:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


That's right. Ivory. And I don't mean the soap. It's actual ivory
from African elephants, shot by poachers. Now banned in the USA.
With little silver inlays of the Colt emblem. They're worth more than
your boat.

It's been banned for over 20 years you idiot!


That's correct! That's why it's now worth so much, dumbass.


It's elephant ivory, Dorkasaurus. I purchased it before the ban on
ivory. Genuine ivory, you little pussy. It's worth more than your
boat.

No it isn't.... No you didn't...... and ivory ain't worth more than
$50/lb.
It's walrus tusk or fake.... probably plastic!

We have 2 elephant tusks on display in the living room, next to the leopard
skin, Kudu Horns, 13 foot Boa skin and African ebony carvings.


Next to the unicorn horn, dragon's teeth, and dodo feathers?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!