I wear a pair of black powder pistols and an eye patch. Haven't been
boarded yet.

Scotty, Arrgggggg

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Jan 2005 02:24:26 GMT, "Bob Crantz"

wrote this crap:

Let's keep it going! In the tradition of dear old Gilligan, where
ever he
may be!

What's the best fire arm for a yacht?


There's no best one. You need a shotgun for close range, a rifle
for
long range, and each of your crew should have pistols. If you're
going up against the coasties, you need at least one Ma Deuce, and
probably a swivel gun.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!