"Bob Crantz" wrote in message k.net...
Post them if you got them!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


The Bull and The Blonde

Two Texas sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving for another ranch to check on the possibility of buying
a bull, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to
buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a
telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and
says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought
a bull for our ranch." "I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck
and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the
brunette only has $1 left.

She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to
send her the word "Comfortable".

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that
you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out
here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,
'comfortable?'"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll
read it slowly. "com-for-da-bull".

Pretty funny from a guy who lives where everyone drives around in
full-sized Cadillacs with non-cancelling turn signals and self-riding
brakes.

Someone who can manage 30 bingo cards but is confused by 1 punch card.

And I hear your lottery gives you 6 chances to pick one number between
0 and 9

Joe