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On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 09:10:42 -0600, "Lady Pilot" wrote:

Nah, that's okay, I'll pass. Here's one for you...

Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A. Because even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for directions.

LP


Women ask for directions and then can't follow them.

Q. What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?

A. Binary Bill's undivided attention.

LP