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Scout January 20th 05 09:26 AM

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
Post them if you got them!


So this Texan walks into a Harvard classroom and says, "'scuse me sir,
where's the library at?"
The Harvard Prof replies, "Here at Harvard University, sir, we do not end a
sentence with a preposition!"
And the Texan replies, "My apologies! Where's the library at, asshole?"

Scout



Horvath January 20th 05 12:10 PM

On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 05:47:06 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message

You never kept worms in your fridge.


Hell, we do that up here in Michigan.



Everyone does it.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Bob Crantz January 20th 05 12:35 PM

That's a knee slapper if I ever heard one!

Want to hear another?

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:pmHHd.62817$F25.11637@okepread07...
Was *that* supposed to be funny?

LP


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Q. How do you know which one is the JOE on the offshore oil rig?


A. He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.



OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 23:46:10 GMT, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

Post them if you got them!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


Joe.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








Jeff Morris January 20th 05 03:06 PM

Scout wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Post them if you got them!



So this Texan walks into a Harvard classroom and says, "'scuse me sir,
where's the library at?"
The Harvard Prof replies, "Here at Harvard University, sir, we do not end a
sentence with a preposition!"
And the Texan replies, "My apologies! Where's the library at, asshole?"

Scout


There's nothing wrong with ending a sentence with a preposition. Or, as
Winston Churchill said when an editor re-wrote his preposition ended
sentence, "This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."



Jeff Morris January 20th 05 03:08 PM

That's the funniest thing in this group for a long time!


Lady Pilot wrote:
Was *that* supposed to be funny?

LP


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

Q. How do you know which one is the JOE on the offshore oil rig?


A. He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.


Scout January 20th 05 04:49 PM

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
Scout wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Post them if you got them!



So this Texan walks into a Harvard classroom and says, "'scuse me sir,
where's the library at?"
The Harvard Prof replies, "Here at Harvard University, sir, we do not end
a sentence with a preposition!"
And the Texan replies, "My apologies! Where's the library at, asshole?"

Scout

There's nothing wrong with ending a sentence with a preposition. Or, as
Winston Churchill said when an editor re-wrote his preposition ended
sentence, "This is the sort of English up with which I will not put."


I agree, sort of.
Scout



katysails January 21st 05 03:03 AM

Yeah...you ever leave worms out in there container in the heat? They turn
to worm soup really fast....it's also easier to thread cold worms on then
when they're squishy and warm...and they don't wiggle as much...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Horvath" wrote in message

You never kept worms in your fridge.


Hell, we do that up here in Michigan.

Max




katysails January 21st 05 03:05 AM

I thought it was funny, too...

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
That's the funniest thing in this group for a long time!


Lady Pilot wrote:
Was *that* supposed to be funny?

LP


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

Q. How do you know which one is the JOE on the offshore oil rig?


A. He's the one throwing bread to the helicopters.




Jetcap January 21st 05 11:59 AM

The most obvious ... George Bush.

Rick

Lady Pilot January 21st 05 03:10 PM


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
That's a knee slapper if I ever heard one!

Want to hear another?


Nah, that's okay, I'll pass. Here's one for you...

Q. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A. Because even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for directions.

LP




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