Because I know what I'm talking about...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
What makes you think even a rank novice would appreciate
advice from a Toxic Granny?

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Install a midship cleat...that way if you have to jump off on the dock
you
have the boat on its' fulcrum and you won't lose it...also, if it's a
permanent dock you can run a grab line from piling to piling and if you
have
a piling in the middle of the slipway you can rig a v-shaped net that
will
not only keep you from nosing the dock, but will also help keep the boat
in
position...

"Rick" wrote in message
news
Would those of you who single handedly sail your boat give a new
sailor some tips on bringing the boat into the slip without attracting
a crowd of gawkers? The dock angels I don't mind, but the sauced vocal
contributions only add to the already high tension level. I don't mind
being the local entertainment occasionally, but it would be nice to
know how to do this better.

I realize practice makes perfect, but a few tips can speed up the
learning curve significantly.

Thanks!

I will admit you know more about docks than I do . . .

I have as little to do with docks as possible.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Because I know what I'm talking about...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
What makes you think even a rank novice would appreciate
advice from a Toxic Granny?

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Install a midship cleat...that way if you have to jump off on the dock
you
have the boat on its' fulcrum and you won't lose it...also, if it's a
permanent dock you can run a grab line from piling to piling and if you
have
a piling in the middle of the slipway you can rig a v-shaped net that
will
not only keep you from nosing the dock, but will also help keep the boat
in
position...

"Rick" wrote in message
news Would those of you who single handedly sail your boat give a new
sailor some tips on bringing the boat into the slip without attracting
a crowd of gawkers? The dock angels I don't mind, but the sauced vocal
contributions only add to the already high tension level. I don't mind
being the local entertainment occasionally, but it would be nice to
know how to do this better.

I realize practice makes perfect, but a few tips can speed up the
learning curve significantly.

Thanks!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I will admit you know more about boats than I do . . .

I have as little to do with boats as possible.

CN

He finally admited it... thanks for copying the post.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I will admit you know more about boats than I do . . .

I have as little to do with boats as possible.

CN

Take a bath once in awhile and maybe they'll let you near one...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I will admit you know more about docks than I do . . .

I have as little to do with docks as possible.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Because I know what I'm talking about...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
What makes you think even a rank novice would appreciate
advice from a Toxic Granny?

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Install a midship cleat...that way if you have to jump off on the dock
you
have the boat on its' fulcrum and you won't lose it...also, if it's a
permanent dock you can run a grab line from piling to piling and if
you
have
a piling in the middle of the slipway you can rig a v-shaped net that
will
not only keep you from nosing the dock, but will also help keep the
boat
in
position...

"Rick" wrote in message
news Would those of you who single handedly sail your boat give a new
sailor some tips on bringing the boat into the slip without
attracting
a crowd of gawkers? The dock angels I don't mind, but the sauced
vocal
contributions only add to the already high tension level. I don't
mind
being the local entertainment occasionally, but it would be nice to
know how to do this better.

I realize practice makes perfect, but a few tips can speed up the
learning curve significantly.

Thanks!

I take a sponge bath every night using hot soapy water in the cedar bucket.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message news
Take a bath once in awhile and maybe they'll let you near one...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I will admit you know more about docks than I do . . .

I have as little to do with docks as possible.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Because I know what I'm talking about...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
What makes you think even a rank novice would appreciate
advice from a Toxic Granny?

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Install a midship cleat...that way if you have to jump off on the dock
you
have the boat on its' fulcrum and you won't lose it...also, if it's a
permanent dock you can run a grab line from piling to piling and if
you
have
a piling in the middle of the slipway you can rig a v-shaped net that
will
not only keep you from nosing the dock, but will also help keep the
boat
in
position...

"Rick" wrote in message
news Would those of you who single handedly sail your boat give a new
sailor some tips on bringing the boat into the slip without
attracting
a crowd of gawkers? The dock angels I don't mind, but the sauced
vocal
contributions only add to the already high tension level. I don't
mind
being the local entertainment occasionally, but it would be nice to
know how to do this better.

I realize practice makes perfect, but a few tips can speed up the
learning curve significantly.

Thanks!

....

I take a sponge bath every night using hot soapy water in the cedar bucket
that I defecated in 20 minutes earlier...


CN

"katysails" wrote in message
news
Take a bath once in awhile and maybe they'll let you near one...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I will admit you know more about docks than I do . . .

I have as little to do with docks as possible.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Because I know what I'm talking about...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
What makes you think even a rank novice would appreciate
advice from a Toxic Granny?

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Install a midship cleat...that way if you have to jump off on the
dock
you
have the boat on its' fulcrum and you won't lose it...also, if it's
a
permanent dock you can run a grab line from piling to piling and if
you
have
a piling in the middle of the slipway you can rig a v-shaped net
that
will
not only keep you from nosing the dock, but will also help keep the
boat
in
position...

"Rick" wrote in
message
news Would those of you who single handedly sail your boat give a new
sailor some tips on bringing the boat into the slip without
attracting
a crowd of gawkers? The dock angels I don't mind, but the sauced
vocal
contributions only add to the already high tension level. I don't
mind
being the local entertainment occasionally, but it would be nice
to
know how to do this better.

I realize practice makes perfect, but a few tips can speed up the
learning curve significantly.

Thanks!

well, she does work in a health care facility.
Scout

"Capt. Neal®" wrote
I will admit you know more about docs than I do . . .