gonefishiing wrote:
must be a CA thing.
the NY version
here you just throw the tree out the 5th floor window, someone comes
along
in the night and burns it for you. the fire trucks show up and hose
the
thing down, the police come by and write up a silly report, the
landlord
sends his guys over the next day to scrub the soot and ashes off of
his
building. big production every year. keeps lots of people employeed.

gf.


Here they bring them to the beach, stake them down in rows, and 6 mo.
later you have a new row of sanddunes to be whiped out in hurricane
season. Works great.

Joe












"JG" wrote in message
...
This is just too funny (or maybe you had to be there)....

It's just about time to put the dead tree on the curb for pick up.
A
friend was over and she volunteered to remove the ornaments. While
she was
doing that, I mentioned that it would probably dump 10 zillion pine

needles on the floor, but that's what happens. I didn't give it
another
thought and went out to do some errands, while she stayed around.

When I got back, I saw she had discovered the shop vac in the
garage.
Amazingly, she shop vac'd the tree! It was just about totally
denuded. She
was sort of embarrassed by the whole thing, but between fits of
laughter,
I told her it was fine by me.

At least it wasn't as dangerous as my ex-roomate in college who
stuff the
entire 7-foot dead tree into the fireplace and then lit the tree...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

But then don't all those old pine trunks fly all over as shrapnel? We just
put ours (except for this year) out back and hang old fruit and suet from it
for the birds...then it goes in the burn pile in the spring...not worth the
trouble of chopping up the trunk for fireplace wood because of teh creosote
content...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

gonefishiing wrote:
must be a CA thing.
the NY version
here you just throw the tree out the 5th floor window, someone comes
along
in the night and burns it for you. the fire trucks show up and hose
the
thing down, the police come by and write up a silly report, the
landlord
sends his guys over the next day to scrub the soot and ashes off of
his
building. big production every year. keeps lots of people employeed.

gf.


Here they bring them to the beach, stake them down in rows, and 6 mo.
later you have a new row of sanddunes to be whiped out in hurricane
season. Works great.

Joe












"JG" wrote in message
...
This is just too funny (or maybe you had to be there)....

It's just about time to put the dead tree on the curb for pick up.
A
friend was over and she volunteered to remove the ornaments. While
she was
doing that, I mentioned that it would probably dump 10 zillion pine

needles on the floor, but that's what happens. I didn't give it
another
thought and went out to do some errands, while she stayed around.

When I got back, I saw she had discovered the shop vac in the
garage.
Amazingly, she shop vac'd the tree! It was just about totally
denuded. She
was sort of embarrassed by the whole thing, but between fits of
laughter,
I told her it was fine by me.

At least it wasn't as dangerous as my ex-roomate in college who
stuff the
entire 7-foot dead tree into the fireplace and then lit the tree...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

They usually get well covered by sand in a few mo.

If they are flying like shrapnel, they are nothing compared to all the
beach house roofs flying about.

Joe

Creosote is a liquid made from coal tar.
It is good for soaking fence posts prior
to setting them so the termites don't eat
them.

Christmas trees don't contain creosote.

I think you might be referring to the sticky
pine sap.

I hope this helps.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
But then don't all those old pine trunks fly all over as shrapnel? We just
put ours (except for this year) out back and hang old fruit and suet from it
for the birds...then it goes in the burn pile in the spring...not worth the
trouble of chopping up the trunk for fireplace wood because of teh creosote
content...

Burning the logs makes creosote in the chimney and then we'd have to tie you
up and stuff you down to clean it out....I figure you're a little enough guy
that you'd fit...Hope this helps...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Creosote is a liquid made from coal tar.
It is good for soaking fence posts prior
to setting them so the termites don't eat
them.

Christmas trees don't contain creosote.

I think you might be referring to the sticky
pine sap.

I hope this helps.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
But then don't all those old pine trunks fly all over as shrapnel? We
just
put ours (except for this year) out back and hang old fruit and suet from
it
for the birds...then it goes in the burn pile in the spring...not worth
the
trouble of chopping up the trunk for fireplace wood because of teh
creosote
content...

I drag mine into the woods, throw it on a branch pile. The critters
love it, it's like a playground for them.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

"katysails" wrote in message
...
But then don't all those old pine trunks fly all over as shrapnel?
We just
put ours (except for this year) out back and hang old fruit and suet
from it
for the birds...then it goes in the burn pile in the spring...not
worth the
trouble of chopping up the trunk for fireplace wood because of teh
creosote
content...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

gonefishiing wrote:
must be a CA thing.
the NY version
here you just throw the tree out the 5th floor window, someone
comes
along
in the night and burns it for you. the fire trucks show up and
hose
the
thing down, the police come by and write up a silly report, the
landlord
sends his guys over the next day to scrub the soot and ashes off
of
his
building. big production every year. keeps lots of people
employeed.

gf.


Here they bring them to the beach, stake them down in rows, and 6
mo.
later you have a new row of sanddunes to be whiped out in
hurricane
season. Works great.

Joe












"JG" wrote in message
...
This is just too funny (or maybe you had to be there)....

It's just about time to put the dead tree on the curb for pick
up.
A
friend was over and she volunteered to remove the ornaments.
While
she was
doing that, I mentioned that it would probably dump 10 zillion
pine

needles on the floor, but that's what happens. I didn't give it
another
thought and went out to do some errands, while she stayed
around.

When I got back, I saw she had discovered the shop vac in the
garage.
Amazingly, she shop vac'd the tree! It was just about totally
denuded. She
was sort of embarrassed by the whole thing, but between fits of
laughter,
I told her it was fine by me.

At least it wasn't as dangerous as my ex-roomate in college who
stuff the
entire 7-foot dead tree into the fireplace and then lit the
tree...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

Here in Nome, we 'plant' them on the frozen ocean..... Nome National
Forest!!!!







On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 20:29:01 -0800, "JG" wrote:

This is just too funny (or maybe you had to be there)....

It's just about time to put the dead tree on the curb for pick up. A friend
was over and she volunteered to remove the ornaments. While she was doing
that, I mentioned that it would probably dump 10 zillion pine needles on the
floor, but that's what happens. I didn't give it another thought and went
out to do some errands, while she stayed around.

When I got back, I saw she had discovered the shop vac in the garage.
Amazingly, she shop vac'd the tree! It was just about totally denuded. She
was sort of embarrassed by the whole thing, but between fits of laughter, I
told her it was fine by me.

At least it wasn't as dangerous as my ex-roomate in college who stuff the
entire 7-foot dead tree into the fireplace and then lit the tree...

Mooron?

Joe.. you ever see a Xmas tree in Nome..... it's like to a furry toothpick.

CM


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mooron?

No, REALLY... we order them from Council or White Mountain or if yer
one of the 'rich folks' from the Women's group....

Then when we're done, we plant them in the Bering Sea, which is frozen
over....Then when the town is packed full of the Iditaroders, we set
up a golf course and play our annual Ice Classic!

Kinda kool, but the Eskimo's who hunt the walrus & seals don't always
appreciate it when breakup comes and they spend two days stalking the
trees... I guess they don't taste quite as good as seal!

WE HAD SUNSHINE TODAY!


On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 16:51:13 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:

Joe.. you ever see a Xmas tree in Nome..... it's like to a furry toothpick.

CM


"Joe" wrote in message
roups.com...
Mooron?