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Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 04:05 AM

You are right for once. I mixed up Peter and Paul. It's been a while.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Most of the fundamentalist Christian religions are based on Pauline
interpretation...Peter is the rock of the Church...To quote Jesus: This is
Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my Church. It's one of the reasons
why the basilica at the Vatican is called St. Peter's....nuns had a hard
time with you learning, didn't they?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Paul is the Catholic rock upon whom the church was built. Other
denominations don't set so much store in Paul's teachings.

I'm no Bible scholar but so I can't do quotes but I do remember
it teaching that a man should love a woman and a woman should
respect a man - as in respect a man's wishes.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't adhere to the Pauline interpretation of Christianity...I believe
the
Church us pulling away from it, as it should have done long ago..Paul
based
his interpretations on the premise that the world would be ending
imminently
in his time...that is one reason why he placed no lasting emphasis on
relationships other than with God...as we all now know, he was
wrong...the
world did not end...it's unfortunate that the teachings and
interpretations
of Peter were shoved aside, especially since Peter had intimate knowledge
of
Jesus whereas all Paul had were storied from others and a fall off his
horse.....men and women serve each other in the name of the Lord..that is
how a good relationship is made...neither is above the other and each
serves
the other...it is truly a blessing that you have never convinced a woman
to
share more than spit with you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you ,
turn
them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old
adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the
grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman
is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I
doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in
message
...
Of course I know that.

Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?

No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and
since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be
walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!

Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN












Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 04:11 AM


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Most of the fundamentalist Christian religions are based on Pauline
interpretation...Peter is the rock of the Church...To quote Jesus: This is
Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my Church. It's one of the reasons
why the basilica at the Vatican is called St. Peter's....nuns had a hard
time with you learning, didn't they?


They used to crack my knuckles with wooden rulers . . .

CN

katysails January 19th 05 11:49 AM

You most likely deserved it...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Most of the fundamentalist Christian religions are based on Pauline
interpretation...Peter is the rock of the Church...To quote Jesus: This
is
Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my Church. It's one of the
reasons
why the basilica at the Vatican is called St. Peter's....nuns had a hard
time with you learning, didn't they?


They used to crack my knuckles with wooden rulers . . .

CN




Scott Vernon January 19th 05 09:08 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You are right for once. I mixed up Peter Paul. It's been a while.


Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds doesn't.

SV




Scott Vernon January 19th 05 09:22 PM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 16:08:09 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You are right for once. I mixed up Peter Paul. It's been a while.


Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds doesn't.

SV


Sounds like names for transvesties I visited in Hong Kong.



TMI Oz!



Overproof January 25th 05 04:52 PM

What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you, though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
. ..
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
m...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN






Capt. Neal® January 25th 05 05:00 PM

Miss Mo'lissa! But, to be more accurate one needs say "fat white person".

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message news:iPuJd.34367$Qb.11342@edtnps89...
What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you, though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
om...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN







Overproof January 25th 05 07:07 PM

Why do Eskimos like to play Golf in the summer so much??

It's the only white thing they can hit without going to jail.

BTW - the Kablunaks are all mentally unstable up there.

CM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Miss Mo'lissa! But, to be more accurate one needs say "fat white person".

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iPuJd.34367$Qb.11342@edtnps89...
What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can
either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you,
though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
m...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
news:steht057i1hl0i2i6g906snc7joteq4ang@4ax. com...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats
cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned
about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN









Miss Mo'Lissa January 26th 05 06:07 AM

OH NO!!!!

hehe... at least now we know who the SAVAGE is!



On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:07:11 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:

Why do Eskimos like to play Golf in the summer so much??

It's the only white thing they can hit without going to jail.

BTW - the Kablunaks are all mentally unstable up there.

CM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Miss Mo'lissa! But, to be more accurate one needs say "fat white person".

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iPuJd.34367$Qb.11342@edtnps89...
What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can
either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you,
though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
om...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
news:steht057i1hl0i2i6g906snc7joteq4ang@4ax .com...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats
cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned
about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN










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