"Horvath" wrote in message
...
I'm a sad loser who lives on a tiny boat. I don't have much of a life
outside
of harassing people, and spewing my hateful message. Mostly, I'm pathetic.



Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Baja Ha Ha".....that sounds like a fun race...damm, when
the wind is right, i'll bet the reaches and downwind sailing
is a blast...esp from the bay area....

cabo is nice, my wife and i honey mooned down there...i would
guess the chartering and sailing gets better, once you drop over
the mexico mainland and contunue south a few hundred miles
( below cabo) .... dont forget the atlantic side of mexico for
sailing opportunities as well.......that is, once you expierence
the upper "gulfo de california"...

Those Alaskans are all... PANSYS & PUSSYS!!!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You claim you tend bar in Nome, one of the roughest towns
in the USA, and full of rednecks and then you come on this
newsgroup acting like some sweet innocent who hasn't
heard the old biker saying? C'mon, gimme a break, girl!

Don't make me laugh. You're just another sock puppet.
No one who tends bar for more than two days can be
so naive.

CN


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
.. .
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN

wrote in message
Alaska has mosquitoes that could kick your scrawny butt with one wing
tied behing their back.

Pah!! ... The Mosquitoes in the Northwest Territories have their own
runway at the airport. They have to land there and walk into town for take
out tourist! They consider DEET a BBQ sauce.

Alaskan Mosquitoes are the emaciated cousins due to the lack of red blood
cells in the typical American!

CM

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:40:13 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:


wrote in message
Alaska has mosquitoes that could kick your scrawny butt with one wing
tied behing their back.

Pah!! ... The Mosquitoes in the Northwest Territories have their own
runway at the airport. They have to land there and walk into town for take
out tourist! They consider DEET a BBQ sauce.

Alaskan Mosquitoes are the emaciated cousins due to the lack of red blood
cells in the typical American!

CM


Like I said, Alaska has mosquitoes that could easily kick your butt.

Pfhtt.... Alaskans use bug spray.... we use leg hold traps for our
mosquitoes!
I heard Alaskan Mosquitoes vacation in California.... to get in touch with
their inner insect!

CM

wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 21:54:29 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:


wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:40:13 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:


wrote in message
Alaska has mosquitoes that could kick your scrawny butt with one wing
tied behing their back.

Pah!! ... The Mosquitoes in the Northwest Territories have their
own
runway at the airport. They have to land there and walk into town for
take
out tourist! They consider DEET a BBQ sauce.

Alaskan Mosquitoes are the emaciated cousins due to the lack of red
blood
cells in the typical American!

CM


Like I said, Alaska has mosquitoes that could easily kick your butt.

Pfhtt.... Alaskans use bug spray.... we use leg hold traps for our
mosquitoes!
I heard Alaskan Mosquitoes vacation in California.... to get in touch
with
their inner insect!

CM


Like I said... The mosquitoes in Alaska would have no trouble kicking your
butt.

Aw come on Billy..... at least make an attempt at the long cocking would
you!
People are gonna think you're a shrimp dick.....

CM

It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you, though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
.. .
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!


Ever stop to think that some women, by demonstrating a know-it-all,
condescending attitude, bring out the worst in any man, Miss Mo'lissa?

You and Katy are two peas in a pod. A rotten pod . . .

CN

Poor, poor Neal...can't decide which side of the fence he's sitting
on...shall he love women? Shall he hate women? Or will he put them on
pedestals and when they don't come up to his unearthly criteria, he knocks
them down....what a sorry, sorry person...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!


Ever stop to think that some women, by demonstrating a know-it-all,
condescending attitude, bring out the worst in any man, Miss Mo'lissa?

You and Katy are two peas in a pod. A rotten pod . . .

CN

wrote
I much prefer children. Grown women intimidate me.

BB