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Miss Mo'Lissa January 3rd 05 03:28 AM

I want to sail in Cabo!
 
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa
take out the *no_spam* in the email if you reply to my email addy!

JG January 3rd 05 04:45 AM

As you have probably discovered, bareboat chartering is not cheap, although
Mexico is typically less than elsewhere. You could take a change, get down
there, and see if you can hitch a ride with on one of the boats in either
the marina or anchored out. Perhaps you can talk someone into letting you go
for a day or two sail with them. If this was in October, you could
definitely get a ride on someone's boat during the Baja Ha Ha, which leaves
from San Francisco.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa
take out the *no_spam* in the email if you reply to my email addy!




katysails January 3rd 05 04:47 AM

Gee, if Neal left right now he might make it to Cabo by February...maybe...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa
take out the *no_spam* in the email if you reply to my email addy!




JG January 3rd 05 04:49 AM

By plane?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Gee, if Neal left right now he might make it to Cabo by
February...maybe...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa
take out the *no_spam* in the email if you reply to my email addy!






Capt. Neal® January 3rd 05 11:07 PM


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa



If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for free."

CN

Miss Mo'Lissa January 6th 05 07:36 AM

Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa



If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for free."

CN



JG January 6th 05 08:01 AM

He's a sad loser who lives on a tiny boat. He has not much of a life outside
of harassing people, and spewing his hateful message. Mostly, he's pathetic.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
. ..
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa



If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN





Horvath January 6th 05 12:08 PM

On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 00:01:38 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

He's a sad loser who lives on a tiny boat. He has not much of a life outside
of harassing people, and spewing his hateful message. Mostly, he's pathetic.



You just described yourself.


And this is your first post this week without any gay references.
Congratulations, Jon-boy.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails January 6th 05 12:30 PM

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you, though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
. ..
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa



If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN





Capt. Neal® January 6th 05 02:28 PM

You claim you tend bar in Nome, one of the roughest towns
in the USA, and full of rednecks and then you come on this
newsgroup acting like some sweet innocent who hasn't
heard the old biker saying? C'mon, gimme a break, girl!

Don't make me laugh. You're just another sock puppet.
No one who tends bar for more than two days can be
so naive.

CN


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa



If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for free."

CN




JG January 6th 05 05:31 PM

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
I'm a sad loser who lives on a tiny boat. I don't have much of a life
outside
of harassing people, and spewing my hateful message. Mostly, I'm pathetic.



Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




~^ beancounter ~^ January 6th 05 06:30 PM

"Baja Ha Ha".....that sounds like a fun race...damm, when
the wind is right, i'll bet the reaches and downwind sailing
is a blast...esp from the bay area....

cabo is nice, my wife and i honey mooned down there...i would
guess the chartering and sailing gets better, once you drop over
the mexico mainland and contunue south a few hundred miles
( below cabo) .... dont forget the atlantic side of mexico for
sailing opportunities as well.......that is, once you expierence
the upper "gulfo de california"...


Overproof January 6th 05 06:30 PM

Those Alaskans are all... PANSYS & PUSSYS!!!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You claim you tend bar in Nome, one of the roughest towns
in the USA, and full of rednecks and then you come on this
newsgroup acting like some sweet innocent who hasn't
heard the old biker saying? C'mon, gimme a break, girl!

Don't make me laugh. You're just another sock puppet.
No one who tends bar for more than two days can be
so naive.

CN


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
.. .
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN






Overproof January 6th 05 08:40 PM


wrote in message
Alaska has mosquitoes that could kick your scrawny butt with one wing
tied behing their back.


Pah!! ... The Mosquitoes in the Northwest Territories have their own
runway at the airport. They have to land there and walk into town for take
out tourist! They consider DEET a BBQ sauce.

Alaskan Mosquitoes are the emaciated cousins due to the lack of red blood
cells in the typical American!

CM



Overproof January 6th 05 09:54 PM


wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:40:13 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:


wrote in message
Alaska has mosquitoes that could kick your scrawny butt with one wing
tied behing their back.


Pah!! ... The Mosquitoes in the Northwest Territories have their own
runway at the airport. They have to land there and walk into town for take
out tourist! They consider DEET a BBQ sauce.

Alaskan Mosquitoes are the emaciated cousins due to the lack of red blood
cells in the typical American!

CM


Like I said, Alaska has mosquitoes that could easily kick your butt.


Pfhtt.... Alaskans use bug spray.... we use leg hold traps for our
mosquitoes!
I heard Alaskan Mosquitoes vacation in California.... to get in touch with
their inner insect!

CM



Overproof January 6th 05 11:21 PM


wrote in message
...
On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 21:54:29 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:


wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:40:13 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:


wrote in message
Alaska has mosquitoes that could kick your scrawny butt with one wing
tied behing their back.

Pah!! ... The Mosquitoes in the Northwest Territories have their
own
runway at the airport. They have to land there and walk into town for
take
out tourist! They consider DEET a BBQ sauce.

Alaskan Mosquitoes are the emaciated cousins due to the lack of red
blood
cells in the typical American!

CM


Like I said, Alaska has mosquitoes that could easily kick your butt.


Pfhtt.... Alaskans use bug spray.... we use leg hold traps for our
mosquitoes!
I heard Alaskan Mosquitoes vacation in California.... to get in touch
with
their inner insect!

CM


Like I said... The mosquitoes in Alaska would have no trouble kicking your
butt.


Aw come on Billy..... at least make an attempt at the long cocking would
you!
People are gonna think you're a shrimp dick.....

CM



Miss Mo'Lissa January 17th 05 11:19 PM

It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you, though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
.. .
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN





Capt. Neal® January 17th 05 11:32 PM


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!



Ever stop to think that some women, by demonstrating a know-it-all,
condescending attitude, bring out the worst in any man, Miss Mo'lissa?

You and Katy are two peas in a pod. A rotten pod . . .

CN

katysails January 18th 05 01:21 AM

Poor, poor Neal...can't decide which side of the fence he's sitting
on...shall he love women? Shall he hate women? Or will he put them on
pedestals and when they don't come up to his unearthly criteria, he knocks
them down....what a sorry, sorry person...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!



Ever stop to think that some women, by demonstrating a know-it-all,
condescending attitude, bring out the worst in any man, Miss Mo'lissa?

You and Katy are two peas in a pod. A rotten pod . . .

CN




Capt. Neal® January 18th 05 03:17 AM


wrote
I much prefer children. Grown women intimidate me.

BB



Miss Mo'Lissa January 18th 05 05:27 AM

Of course I know that.

And what man told you this?

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!


On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 18:32:23 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!



Ever stop to think that some women, by demonstrating a know-it-all,
condescending attitude, bring out the worst in any man, Miss Mo'lissa?

You and Katy are two peas in a pod. A rotten pod . . .

CN



Capt. Neal® January 18th 05 06:49 PM


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
Of course I know that.


Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?


No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....


What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!


Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN



katysails January 18th 05 11:04 PM

Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you , turn them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Of course I know that.


Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?


No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....


What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!


Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN





John Cairns January 19th 05 12:29 AM


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Of course I know that.

And what man told you this?

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!


You could try this:

http://www.floatplan.com/crew.htm

Guys looking for female crew are generally looking for female companionship.
You can also place your own ad, crew looking for boat.

John Cairns







Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 02:07 AM

Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message ...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you , turn them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Of course I know that.


Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?


No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....


What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!


Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN






katysails January 19th 05 03:27 AM

I don't adhere to the Pauline interpretation of Christianity...I believe the
Church us pulling away from it, as it should have done long ago..Paul based
his interpretations on the premise that the world would be ending imminently
in his time...that is one reason why he placed no lasting emphasis on
relationships other than with God...as we all now know, he was wrong...the
world did not end...it's unfortunate that the teachings and interpretations
of Peter were shoved aside, especially since Peter had intimate knowledge of
Jesus whereas all Paul had were storied from others and a fall off his
horse.....men and women serve each other in the name of the Lord..that is
how a good relationship is made...neither is above the other and each serves
the other...it is truly a blessing that you have never convinced a woman to
share more than spit with you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you , turn
them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old
adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the
grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I
doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Of course I know that.

Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?

No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!

Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN








Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 03:50 AM


Paul is the Catholic rock upon whom the church was built. Other
denominations don't set so much store in Paul's teachings.

I'm no Bible scholar but so I can't do quotes but I do remember
it teaching that a man should love a woman and a woman should
respect a man - as in respect a man's wishes.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
I don't adhere to the Pauline interpretation of Christianity...I believe the
Church us pulling away from it, as it should have done long ago..Paul based
his interpretations on the premise that the world would be ending imminently
in his time...that is one reason why he placed no lasting emphasis on
relationships other than with God...as we all now know, he was wrong...the
world did not end...it's unfortunate that the teachings and interpretations
of Peter were shoved aside, especially since Peter had intimate knowledge of
Jesus whereas all Paul had were storied from others and a fall off his
horse.....men and women serve each other in the name of the Lord..that is
how a good relationship is made...neither is above the other and each serves
the other...it is truly a blessing that you have never convinced a woman to
share more than spit with you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you , turn
them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old
adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the
grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I
doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Of course I know that.

Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?

No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!

Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN









katysails January 19th 05 03:57 AM

Most of the fundamentalist Christian religions are based on Pauline
interpretation...Peter is the rock of the Church...To quote Jesus: This is
Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my Church. It's one of the reasons
why the basilica at the Vatican is called St. Peter's....nuns had a hard
time with you learning, didn't they?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Paul is the Catholic rock upon whom the church was built. Other
denominations don't set so much store in Paul's teachings.

I'm no Bible scholar but so I can't do quotes but I do remember
it teaching that a man should love a woman and a woman should
respect a man - as in respect a man's wishes.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't adhere to the Pauline interpretation of Christianity...I believe
the
Church us pulling away from it, as it should have done long ago..Paul
based
his interpretations on the premise that the world would be ending
imminently
in his time...that is one reason why he placed no lasting emphasis on
relationships other than with God...as we all now know, he was
wrong...the
world did not end...it's unfortunate that the teachings and
interpretations
of Peter were shoved aside, especially since Peter had intimate knowledge
of
Jesus whereas all Paul had were storied from others and a fall off his
horse.....men and women serve each other in the name of the Lord..that is
how a good relationship is made...neither is above the other and each
serves
the other...it is truly a blessing that you have never convinced a woman
to
share more than spit with you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you ,
turn
them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old
adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the
grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman
is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I
doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in
message
...
Of course I know that.

Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?

No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and
since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be
walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!

Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN











Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 03:58 AM

Genesis 3:16 (New International Version)

16 To the woman he said,

"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
with pain you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you."

I found this in he http://www.biblegateway.com/



"katysails" wrote in message ...
I don't adhere to the Pauline interpretation of Christianity...I believe the
Church us pulling away from it, as it should have done long ago..Paul based
his interpretations on the premise that the world would be ending imminently
in his time...that is one reason why he placed no lasting emphasis on
relationships other than with God...as we all now know, he was wrong...the
world did not end...it's unfortunate that the teachings and interpretations
of Peter were shoved aside, especially since Peter had intimate knowledge of
Jesus whereas all Paul had were storied from others and a fall off his
horse.....men and women serve each other in the name of the Lord..that is
how a good relationship is made...neither is above the other and each serves
the other...it is truly a blessing that you have never convinced a woman to
share more than spit with you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you , turn
them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old
adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the
grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I
doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Of course I know that.

Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?

No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!

Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN









katysails January 19th 05 04:02 AM

Old Testament...Christianity is based on the New Testament....I also don't
believe the Bible, especially the Old testament, to be a literal
interpretation of God's word...as always, you must sift through for the real
meaning by looking at the entire picture...Genesis is allegory...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Genesis 3:16 (New International Version)

16 To the woman he said,

"I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing;
with pain you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you."

I found this in he http://www.biblegateway.com/



"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't adhere to the Pauline interpretation of Christianity...I believe
the
Church us pulling away from it, as it should have done long ago..Paul
based
his interpretations on the premise that the world would be ending
imminently
in his time...that is one reason why he placed no lasting emphasis on
relationships other than with God...as we all now know, he was
wrong...the
world did not end...it's unfortunate that the teachings and
interpretations
of Peter were shoved aside, especially since Peter had intimate knowledge
of
Jesus whereas all Paul had were storied from others and a fall off his
horse.....men and women serve each other in the name of the Lord..that is
how a good relationship is made...neither is above the other and each
serves
the other...it is truly a blessing that you have never convinced a woman
to
share more than spit with you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you ,
turn
them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old
adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the
grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman
is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I
doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in
message
...
Of course I know that.

Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?

No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and
since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be
walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!

Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN











Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 04:05 AM

You are right for once. I mixed up Peter and Paul. It's been a while.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Most of the fundamentalist Christian religions are based on Pauline
interpretation...Peter is the rock of the Church...To quote Jesus: This is
Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my Church. It's one of the reasons
why the basilica at the Vatican is called St. Peter's....nuns had a hard
time with you learning, didn't they?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Paul is the Catholic rock upon whom the church was built. Other
denominations don't set so much store in Paul's teachings.

I'm no Bible scholar but so I can't do quotes but I do remember
it teaching that a man should love a woman and a woman should
respect a man - as in respect a man's wishes.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't adhere to the Pauline interpretation of Christianity...I believe
the
Church us pulling away from it, as it should have done long ago..Paul
based
his interpretations on the premise that the world would be ending
imminently
in his time...that is one reason why he placed no lasting emphasis on
relationships other than with God...as we all now know, he was
wrong...the
world did not end...it's unfortunate that the teachings and
interpretations
of Peter were shoved aside, especially since Peter had intimate knowledge
of
Jesus whereas all Paul had were storied from others and a fall off his
horse.....men and women serve each other in the name of the Lord..that is
how a good relationship is made...neither is above the other and each
serves
the other...it is truly a blessing that you have never convinced a woman
to
share more than spit with you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Wrong Katy! An uppity woman is a woman who puts herself above
a man. The very word, woman, means to be subservient to man.

As men should serve the Lord, women should serve men . . .

CN




"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya know, Neal..you could take every one of the comments that you ,
turn
them
around, and they'd be basically about you....kind of confirms the old
adage
of "Takes one to know one". It's also obvious you know nothing about
"uppity" women. An "uppity" woman is someone who wears fur to the
grocery
store because she has just been able to afford it; an "uppity" woman
is
someone who joins a health spa that her friends can't afford and then
cancels lunch with them because she has an appointment with the
masseuse;...I could go on and on...I know lots of "uppity' women...I
doubt
very much if this person fits any of the criteria...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in
message
...
Of course I know that.

Then why continue on a destructive course? You obviously are
lacking in the looks department or you would be a stripper and
not a bartender. So why make yourself even more unattractive
by demonstrating a bad attitude?

And what man told you this?

No man had to tell me anything about uppity women. Uppity,
in-your-face women like you are all over the place - to the
detriment of the proper conservative values.

This know it all woman came into this group with a question, and
since
you obviously couldn't contribute anything, you chose to write me a
bumper sticker. How.... cute....

What I contributed was fact. Nobody rides for free. You need
to get over yourself and get a little humility or you will be
walking
the plank on any and all vessels that have the misfortune of your
arrogant presence.


My pod is just fine....thank you for being concerned!

Yes, I'm sure you're just as plump as all the other whales.

CN












Capt. Neal® January 19th 05 04:11 AM


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Most of the fundamentalist Christian religions are based on Pauline
interpretation...Peter is the rock of the Church...To quote Jesus: This is
Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my Church. It's one of the reasons
why the basilica at the Vatican is called St. Peter's....nuns had a hard
time with you learning, didn't they?


They used to crack my knuckles with wooden rulers . . .

CN

katysails January 19th 05 11:49 AM

You most likely deserved it...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Most of the fundamentalist Christian religions are based on Pauline
interpretation...Peter is the rock of the Church...To quote Jesus: This
is
Peter, and upon this rock I shall build my Church. It's one of the
reasons
why the basilica at the Vatican is called St. Peter's....nuns had a hard
time with you learning, didn't they?


They used to crack my knuckles with wooden rulers . . .

CN




Scott Vernon January 19th 05 09:08 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You are right for once. I mixed up Peter Paul. It's been a while.


Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds doesn't.

SV




Scott Vernon January 19th 05 09:22 PM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 16:08:09 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
You are right for once. I mixed up Peter Paul. It's been a while.


Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds doesn't.

SV


Sounds like names for transvesties I visited in Hong Kong.



TMI Oz!



Overproof January 25th 05 04:52 PM

What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you, though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
. ..
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
m...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN






Capt. Neal® January 25th 05 05:00 PM

Miss Mo'lissa! But, to be more accurate one needs say "fat white person".

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message news:iPuJd.34367$Qb.11342@edtnps89...
What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you, though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
om...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN







Overproof January 25th 05 07:07 PM

Why do Eskimos like to play Golf in the summer so much??

It's the only white thing they can hit without going to jail.

BTW - the Kablunaks are all mentally unstable up there.

CM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Miss Mo'lissa! But, to be more accurate one needs say "fat white person".

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iPuJd.34367$Qb.11342@edtnps89...
What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can
either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you,
though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
m...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
news:steht057i1hl0i2i6g906snc7joteq4ang@4ax. com...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats
cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned
about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN









Miss Mo'Lissa January 26th 05 06:07 AM

OH NO!!!!

hehe... at least now we know who the SAVAGE is!



On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 19:07:11 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:

Why do Eskimos like to play Golf in the summer so much??

It's the only white thing they can hit without going to jail.

BTW - the Kablunaks are all mentally unstable up there.

CM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Miss Mo'lissa! But, to be more accurate one needs say "fat white person".

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iPuJd.34367$Qb.11342@edtnps89...
What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!

CM



"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!

Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!


On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can
either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you,
though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
om...
Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......

(who is this dweeb?)

Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!


On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
news:steht057i1hl0i2i6g906snc7joteq4ang@4ax .com...
Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.

SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....

I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!

Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats
cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned
about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!

I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!

Miss Mo'Lissa


If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.

How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."

CN










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