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Merry Christmas - To Me!
It's not even Christmas yet and I've set a new record in booty! My dad gave
me $600,000 of his estate early. That's 600K tax free! That's more than most of you make in a lifetime! Tax Free!!! Thomas got $300,000 in a generation skipping trust. He's richer than most of you! This Christmas my family will punch through the $1,000,000 mark like Scotti's foot through the sole of his cheapo boat. It's all tax free! TAX FREE!! You'll all dump and dinghy when you see the waterfront property and CUSTOM home we're moving into! Tax Free!! It makes me feel good to share these things with people much, much less fortunate than myself - such as YOU!! It's not even Christmas yet losers, so don't blow it all now, I haven't unwrapped my presents yet! Especially the small envelope - another check maybe? Hhhmmm? Land title? Hhhhmmm? Merry Christmas! To ME!! Capt RB |
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"Bobsprit" wrote in message ink.net... It's not even Christmas yet and I've set a new record in booty! My dad gave me $600,000 of his estate early. That's 600K tax free! That's more than most of you make in a lifetime! Tax Free!!! Thomas got $300,000 in a generation skipping trust. He's richer than most of you! This Christmas my family will punch through the $1,000,000 mark like Scotti's foot through the sole of his cheapo boat. It's all tax free! TAX FREE!! You'll all dump and dinghy when you see the waterfront property and CUSTOM home we're moving into! Tax Free!! It makes me feel good to share these things with people much, much less fortunate than myself - such as YOU!! It's not even Christmas yet losers, so don't blow it all now, I haven't unwrapped my presents yet! Especially the small envelope - another check maybe? Hhhmmm? Land title? Hhhhmmm? Merry Christmas! To ME!! Capt RB Bwahahhahahahahaa. Reminds me of the line from the original "Austin Powers" movie-you should love the cinematic reference, "Bob"- Dr. Evil awakens from being frozen for thirty odd years, in an extortion plot he demands "one million dollars", thinking in terms of mid 1960's valuations, a very funny bit. Where I work, $600k is more than most of my peers make in four years, maybe, but not five. John Cairns |
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Please buy Neal a real boat... perhaps something that will fit in his cedar
bucket. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Bobsprit" wrote in message ink.net... It's not even Christmas yet and I've set a new record in booty! My dad gave me $600,000 of his estate early. That's 600K tax free! That's more than most of you make in a lifetime! Tax Free!!! Thomas got $300,000 in a generation skipping trust. He's richer than most of you! This Christmas my family will punch through the $1,000,000 mark like Scotti's foot through the sole of his cheapo boat. It's all tax free! TAX FREE!! You'll all dump and dinghy when you see the waterfront property and CUSTOM home we're moving into! Tax Free!! It makes me feel good to share these things with people much, much less fortunate than myself - such as YOU!! It's not even Christmas yet losers, so don't blow it all now, I haven't unwrapped my presents yet! Especially the small envelope - another check maybe? Hhhmmm? Land title? Hhhhmmm? Merry Christmas! To ME!! Capt RB |
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Bob,
Some of us are richer than that so please bear this in mind with any further posts. Happy Christmas to everyone. "Bobsprit" wrote in message ink.net... It's not even Christmas yet and I've set a new record in booty! My dad gave me $600,000 of his estate early. That's 600K tax free! That's more than most of you make in a lifetime! Tax Free!!! Thomas got $300,000 in a generation skipping trust. He's richer than most of you! This Christmas my family will punch through the $1,000,000 mark like Scotti's foot through the sole of his cheapo boat. It's all tax free! TAX FREE!! You'll all dump and dinghy when you see the waterfront property and CUSTOM home we're moving into! Tax Free!! It makes me feel good to share these things with people much, much less fortunate than myself - such as YOU!! It's not even Christmas yet losers, so don't blow it all now, I haven't unwrapped my presents yet! Especially the small envelope - another check maybe? Hhhmmm? Land title? Hhhhmmm? Merry Christmas! To ME!! Capt RB |
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