"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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It's not even Christmas yet and I've set a new record in booty! My dad
gave
me $600,000 of his estate early. That's 600K tax free! That's more than
most
of you make in a lifetime! Tax Free!!! Thomas got $300,000 in a generation
skipping trust. He's richer than most of you! This Christmas my family
will
punch through the $1,000,000 mark like Scotti's foot through the sole of
his
cheapo boat. It's all tax free! TAX FREE!!

You'll all dump and dinghy when you see the waterfront property and CUSTOM
home we're moving into! Tax Free!! It makes me feel good to share these
things with people much, much less fortunate than myself - such as YOU!!
It's not even Christmas yet losers, so don't blow it all now, I haven't
unwrapped my presents yet! Especially the small envelope - another check
maybe? Hhhmmm? Land title? Hhhhmmm?

Merry Christmas! To ME!!

Capt RB



Bwahahhahahahahaa. Reminds me of the line from the original "Austin Powers"
movie-you should love the cinematic reference, "Bob"- Dr. Evil awakens from
being frozen for thirty odd years, in an extortion plot he demands "one
million dollars", thinking in terms of mid 1960's valuations, a very funny
bit. Where I work, $600k is more than most of my peers make in four years,
maybe, but not five.

John Cairns