"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
It was a little after Midnight. She was having some trouble with her
e-mail
which somehow got messed up in the configuration. She gave me an alternate
so we could keep in touch.

Tsk, tsk!

I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I ever wrong.
She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like I think.
She's
intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the cutest Okie
accent.
She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or two - don't tell
Nav, he'll
be bright green with envy.)

You are hilarious! Should I be flattered or upset?

The very best thing is she will be available soon.

Yeah, as soon as I get out of this orange jumpsuit behind the bars. hehee

I think I'm in love.

blush

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:ABQxd.19398$F25.12032@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:snipped some
I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I ever wrong.
She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like I think.
She's
intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the cutest Okie
accent.
She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or two - don't tell
Nav, he'll
be bright green with envy.)

You are hilarious! Should I be flattered or upset?


You should be flattered. It is only the finest things
that interest me. Hence, yourself, my Coronado 27,
fair winds, smooth seas and a well-seasoned cedar
bucket are among the most cherished things in my life.

CN

CN,

If she is cherised why are you writing about her in a Post tilted;

"The silliest thing I've seen in a while?"

Really think YOU ARE CONFUSED!

Ole Thom

"Capt. Neal®" wrote;

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:snipped some
I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I ever
wrong.
She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like I think.
She's
intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the cutest Okie
accent.
She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or two - don't
tell
Nav, he'll
be bright green with envy.)

You are hilarious! Should I be flattered or upset?


You should be flattered. It is only the finest things
that interest me. Hence, yourself, my Coronado 27,
fair winds, smooth seas and a well-seasoned cedar
bucket are among the most cherished things in my life.

Now I'm a bit worried...you are comparing me to a cedar bucket?

LP (God forbid)

PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay?