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Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't keep
it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message ...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


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Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



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Did they tell you all of this because they felt you were, shall we say,
ambigous?

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"Overproof" wrote in message
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Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





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Overproof
 
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Jon... if you ever had 8 women aboard for that duration... bent on
partying.... it's more like the fly on the wall syndrome.

I'm ambidextrous .... and it's spelled "ambiguous"

CM


"JG" wrote in message
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Did they tell you all of this because they felt you were, shall we say,
ambigous?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN
to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







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They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a smug
grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





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And, I suppose you are one of them with the smug grin?

Bwaaaaaaahahahhahhahhahhahhahhhahha.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a smug
grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







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You ever see me talk about it?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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And, I suppose you are one of them with the smug grin?

Bwaaaaaaahahahhahhahhahhahhahhhahha.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a
smug
grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that
much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off
sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics
of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN
to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited
gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






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"Overproof" wrote in message
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Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV


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I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV


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W-o-o-o-o... LP is just lining up thse jealous gents! She's a fine woman!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV




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Fine as in thin?

LOL

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

W-o-o-o-o... LP is just lining up thse jealous gents! She's a fine woman!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...

Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much

about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for

week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the

performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!


Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV








 
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