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katysails December 16th 04 02:50 AM

Bet that relationship folded pretty quickly....

"Overproof" wrote in message
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My favourite time was after the sail when I was having a few beers with
their boyfriends and husbands... a few of which were a tad miffed at me
for some reason... one of the worst made the final comment about how did I
enjoy seeing their women dressed in their skimpy underwear... I said I
didn't see any of that... but I heard plenty... and leaned over saying to
him..." you know that thing you do with your fingers... she doesn't really
like that"... then I turned to the rest of them and asked if they cared to
pursue any further along this track... they all shut up in a hurry!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a
smug grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
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Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that
much about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me
off sex for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics
of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN
to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.









Scott Vernon December 16th 04 03:22 AM


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV



Scott Vernon December 16th 04 03:24 AM


"Overproof" wrote
... and leaned over saying to him..." you
know that thing you do with your fingers... she doesn't really like

that"...


My wife doesn't like when I pick my nose either. I'd bet most wimen
don't.

Scotty



Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 03:27 AM



I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV



Overproof December 16th 04 03:38 AM

W-o-o-o-o... LP is just lining up thse jealous gents! She's a fine woman!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV





Scott Vernon December 16th 04 05:16 PM


OzOne wrote in message
...
Nah....She's insatiable.


You should try harder.


Why?
I like it when she goes out looking for more!





Nav December 16th 04 10:07 PM

Your insight is superb. Now he's reduced just bragging about his cheap
toys. He used to brag about his physique but now we've seen the pictures
he can't do that anymore.

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:


I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...

Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that


much

about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off


sex for

week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about


the

performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV




Nav December 16th 04 10:09 PM

Fine as in thin?

LOL

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

W-o-o-o-o... LP is just lining up thse jealous gents! She's a fine woman!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...

Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much

about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for

week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the

performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!


Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV







Donal December 17th 04 12:12 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:04:36 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

...

Nah....She's insatiable.


You should try harder.


Why?
I like it when she keeps coming back for more!


You might like it ... but if you got it right the first time she would fall
asleep from sheer exhaustion.

It sounds like you are quite a few years older than her .... and probably
quite a bit richer too!!!!



Regards



Donal
--




Scott Vernon December 17th 04 02:11 AM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 12:16:57 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message
.. .
Nah....She's insatiable.

You should try harder.


Why?
I like it when she goes out looking for more!



and comes home secure in the fact that she has to rest..at home.






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