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JG December 15th 04 01:32 AM

Neal Warren comments about women
 
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Overproof December 15th 04 02:40 AM

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com






Bob Crantz December 15th 04 02:41 AM

Even worse:

http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/r...i?ArtNum=78481

Amen!

Glory! Glory! Glory!!!!

Bob Crantz

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com






Overproof December 15th 04 04:04 AM

Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't keep
it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message ...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




JG December 15th 04 04:32 AM

Did they tell you all of this because they felt you were, shall we say,
ambigous?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






katysails December 15th 04 12:05 PM

They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a smug
grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Capt. Neal® December 15th 04 02:55 PM


And, I suppose you are one of them with the smug grin?

Bwaaaaaaahahahhahhahhahhahhahhhahha.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a smug
grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Capt. Neal® December 15th 04 03:02 PM

I would say the Gay One's point is clear. He is going way back to
1998 and searching for my posts. He's a stalker and a sick one
at that.

He demonstrates with every post that he's lost touch with reality.

Pray for him.

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message news:8uNvd.79435$6f6.11841@edtnps89...
So.... what's your point?

CM



Overproof December 15th 04 04:10 PM

Jon... if you ever had 8 women aboard for that duration... bent on
partying.... it's more like the fly on the wall syndrome.

I'm ambidextrous .... and it's spelled "ambiguous"

CM


"JG" wrote in message
...
Did they tell you all of this because they felt you were, shall we say,
ambigous?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN
to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








DSK December 15th 04 04:21 PM

Overproof wrote:
My favourite time was after the sail when I was having a few beers with
their boyfriends and husbands... a few of which were a tad miffed at me for
some reason... one of the worst made the final comment about how did I enjoy
seeing their women dressed in their skimpy underwear... I said I didn't see
any of that...


Now here is a character flaw. You should have been properly impressed &
complimentary and told them how lucky they are.



... but I heard plenty... and leaned over saying to him..." you
know that thing you do with your fingers... she doesn't really like that"...
then I turned to the rest of them and asked if they cared to pursue any
further along this track... they all shut up in a hurry!


Same flaw... a tendency toward petty-minded nastiness. You were in a
position to do the guy a favor and instead you try for cheap points by
humiliating him. And you think you're "winning."

This is what a lifetime of alcohom abuse gets you... a shrunken
malfunctioning brain. You're almost as bad as Navvie... better get
checked for cranial nematodes...

DSK


Overproof December 15th 04 05:15 PM


"DSK" wrote in message

Now here is a character flaw. You should have been properly impressed &
complimentary and told them how lucky they are.


Tried that tack..... gave it up under a deluge of further inquistion on how
I derived that opinion.


Same flaw... a tendency toward petty-minded nastiness. You were in a
position to do the guy a favor and instead you try for cheap points by
humiliating him. And you think you're "winning."


Bite Me Doug... I took all their women folk out for a week so the guys could
pursue their own partying... and I got the third degree for my troubles??
They should have been buying me drinks instaed of harping on me..... 8 women
aboard and I'll assure you... you'll never get laid by any of them. Not even
any flirting.... I made the beds, cooks the meals, cleaned the boat and
handled all the sails. The girls enjoyed themselves immensly and it was
excellent for my rep around town with the ladies.

In regards to the guys.... they asked me to take their women folk out... I
was doing them a favour.... they had a big stag party planned at the
lake... they wanted the women gone for a few days...... and the lot of them
ended up at the Peeler Bar for 3 nights in a row. I know for a fact that 3
of'em were pumping strange pussy while their ladies were away.


This is what a lifetime of alcohom abuse gets you... a shrunken
malfunctioning brain. You're almost as bad as Navvie... better get checked
for cranial nematodes...


Nav isn't a bad guy.... and I have no toads any where near my brain.... I
attribute it to the alcohol.

CM




Overproof December 15th 04 05:27 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 12:05:07 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a
smug
grin on their faces...


Ahhh so that's the look my wife has on when the girls get together.


Hiring the Pool Boy was a good idea then Eh?

CM



DSK December 15th 04 05:29 PM

Now here is a character flaw. You should have been properly impressed &
complimentary and told them how lucky they are.



Overproof wrote:
Tried that tack..... gave it up under a deluge of further inquistion on how
I derived that opinion.


That's a time for silence.


Bite Me Doug...


No thanks. Just had lunch.

... I took all their women folk out for a week so the guys could
pursue their own partying... and I got the third degree for my troubles??


What did you expect?

They should have been buying me drinks instaed of harping on me.....


Now there, I agree.

... 8 women
aboard and I'll assure you... you'll never get laid by any of them.


Let me remind you that I'm happily married myself.

... Not even
any flirting.... I made the beds, cooks the meals, cleaned the boat and
handled all the sails. The girls enjoyed themselves immensly and it was
excellent for my rep around town with the ladies.


Sounds like it might have been worth the effort then!


In regards to the guys.... they asked me to take their women folk out... I
was doing them a favour....


And you should have reminded them (tactfully) of that.


... I know for a fact that 3
of'em were pumping strange pussy while their ladies were away.


Now that's just plain no-class.




This is what a lifetime of alcohom abuse gets you... a shrunken
malfunctioning brain. You're almost as bad as Navvie... better get checked
for cranial nematodes...



Nav isn't a bad guy.... and I have no toads any where near my brain.... I
attribute it to the alcohol.


But alcohol doesn't keep away nematodes!

DSK


Overproof December 15th 04 05:48 PM


"DSK" wrote in message

That's a time for silence.


Positively NOT!


No thanks. Just had lunch.


Bite Me anyway...

What did you expect?


Thanks???

And you should have reminded them (tactfully) of that.


I did..... to no avail


Now that's just plain no-class.


The unmitigated gall of them daring to interrogate me!!


But alcohol doesn't keep away nematodes!


I can assure you that overproof will indeed keep Toads away..... It don't
matter what their sexual preferences are.

CM



Overproof December 15th 04 05:50 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 17:27:49 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:
Hiring the Pool Boy was a good idea then Eh?


Yep, helped
her appreciate experience with a youth ;-)


That's what I said!..... takes the burden off you as well I guess!

CM



Maxprop December 15th 04 06:00 PM


OzOne wrote in message

On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 12:05:07 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a

smug
grin on their faces...


Ahhh so that's the look my wife has on when the girls get together.


I've always noted that there is little difference in facial expression
between "smug" and *embarrassed envy.* :-)

Max



Bell December 15th 04 07:11 PM

OzOne wrote:


Nah....She's inflatible.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Overproof December 15th 04 07:34 PM


OzOne wrote in message

Actually hers is more like a smirk ;-)


Obviously thinking about the pool.... boy!

CM



Donal December 16th 04 01:04 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 17:50:17 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

That's what I said!..... takes the burden off you as well I guess!

CM

Nah....She's insatiable.


You should try harder.



Regards


Donal
--




katysails December 16th 04 02:47 AM

You ever see me talk about it?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

And, I suppose you are one of them with the smug grin?

Bwaaaaaaahahahhahhahhahhahhahhhahha.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a
smug
grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that
much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off
sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics
of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN
to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited
gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







katysails December 16th 04 02:50 AM

Bet that relationship folded pretty quickly....

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:6qZvd.36605$Ya4.19033@edtnps84...
My favourite time was after the sail when I was having a few beers with
their boyfriends and husbands... a few of which were a tad miffed at me
for some reason... one of the worst made the final comment about how did I
enjoy seeing their women dressed in their skimpy underwear... I said I
didn't see any of that... but I heard plenty... and leaned over saying to
him..." you know that thing you do with your fingers... she doesn't really
like that"... then I turned to the rest of them and asked if they cared to
pursue any further along this track... they all shut up in a hurry!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a
smug grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that
much about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me
off sex for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics
of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN
to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.









Scott Vernon December 16th 04 03:22 AM


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV



Scott Vernon December 16th 04 03:24 AM


"Overproof" wrote
... and leaned over saying to him..." you
know that thing you do with your fingers... she doesn't really like

that"...


My wife doesn't like when I pick my nose either. I'd bet most wimen
don't.

Scotty



Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 03:27 AM



I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV



Overproof December 16th 04 03:38 AM

W-o-o-o-o... LP is just lining up thse jealous gents! She's a fine woman!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for
week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV





Scott Vernon December 16th 04 05:16 PM


OzOne wrote in message
...
Nah....She's insatiable.


You should try harder.


Why?
I like it when she goes out looking for more!





Nav December 16th 04 10:07 PM

Your insight is superb. Now he's reduced just bragging about his cheap
toys. He used to brag about his physique but now we've seen the pictures
he can't do that anymore.

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:


I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...

Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that


much

about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off


sex for

week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about


the

performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!



Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV




Nav December 16th 04 10:09 PM

Fine as in thin?

LOL

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

W-o-o-o-o... LP is just lining up thse jealous gents! She's a fine woman!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I get the feeling that while I was off cruising Mooron had
some sort of liaison with LP and she must have been way too
much of a woman for him to handle so he turned into a
limp-wristed little loser.

He's definitely not the same manly man he was when I
was posting here a year or so ago.

A real sailor would never have allowed himself to become
a mere shell of a man pining away for a woman who
went off to find something better.

CN
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...

Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that

much

about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off

sex for

week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about

the

performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!


Had a late night girly pillow talk did you?

SV







Donal December 17th 04 12:12 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:04:36 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

...

Nah....She's insatiable.


You should try harder.


Why?
I like it when she keeps coming back for more!


You might like it ... but if you got it right the first time she would fall
asleep from sheer exhaustion.

It sounds like you are quite a few years older than her .... and probably
quite a bit richer too!!!!



Regards



Donal
--




Scott Vernon December 17th 04 02:11 AM


OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 12:16:57 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message
.. .
Nah....She's insatiable.

You should try harder.


Why?
I like it when she goes out looking for more!



and comes home secure in the fact that she has to rest..at home.





Capt. Neal® December 17th 04 02:49 AM

She's no tranny. You can bet on that.

CN


wrote in message ...
On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 11:09:26 +1300, Nav wrote:

Fine as in thin?


LP is a tranny.

Neal is either an idiot, or he's attracted to trannys. Those are the only two
options.

BB



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