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Overproof December 15th 04 05:15 PM


"DSK" wrote in message

Now here is a character flaw. You should have been properly impressed &
complimentary and told them how lucky they are.


Tried that tack..... gave it up under a deluge of further inquistion on how
I derived that opinion.


Same flaw... a tendency toward petty-minded nastiness. You were in a
position to do the guy a favor and instead you try for cheap points by
humiliating him. And you think you're "winning."


Bite Me Doug... I took all their women folk out for a week so the guys could
pursue their own partying... and I got the third degree for my troubles??
They should have been buying me drinks instaed of harping on me..... 8 women
aboard and I'll assure you... you'll never get laid by any of them. Not even
any flirting.... I made the beds, cooks the meals, cleaned the boat and
handled all the sails. The girls enjoyed themselves immensly and it was
excellent for my rep around town with the ladies.

In regards to the guys.... they asked me to take their women folk out... I
was doing them a favour.... they had a big stag party planned at the
lake... they wanted the women gone for a few days...... and the lot of them
ended up at the Peeler Bar for 3 nights in a row. I know for a fact that 3
of'em were pumping strange pussy while their ladies were away.


This is what a lifetime of alcohom abuse gets you... a shrunken
malfunctioning brain. You're almost as bad as Navvie... better get checked
for cranial nematodes...


Nav isn't a bad guy.... and I have no toads any where near my brain.... I
attribute it to the alcohol.

CM




Overproof December 15th 04 05:27 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 12:05:07 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a
smug
grin on their faces...


Ahhh so that's the look my wife has on when the girls get together.


Hiring the Pool Boy was a good idea then Eh?

CM



DSK December 15th 04 05:29 PM

Now here is a character flaw. You should have been properly impressed &
complimentary and told them how lucky they are.



Overproof wrote:
Tried that tack..... gave it up under a deluge of further inquistion on how
I derived that opinion.


That's a time for silence.


Bite Me Doug...


No thanks. Just had lunch.

... I took all their women folk out for a week so the guys could
pursue their own partying... and I got the third degree for my troubles??


What did you expect?

They should have been buying me drinks instaed of harping on me.....


Now there, I agree.

... 8 women
aboard and I'll assure you... you'll never get laid by any of them.


Let me remind you that I'm happily married myself.

... Not even
any flirting.... I made the beds, cooks the meals, cleaned the boat and
handled all the sails. The girls enjoyed themselves immensly and it was
excellent for my rep around town with the ladies.


Sounds like it might have been worth the effort then!


In regards to the guys.... they asked me to take their women folk out... I
was doing them a favour....


And you should have reminded them (tactfully) of that.


... I know for a fact that 3
of'em were pumping strange pussy while their ladies were away.


Now that's just plain no-class.




This is what a lifetime of alcohom abuse gets you... a shrunken
malfunctioning brain. You're almost as bad as Navvie... better get checked
for cranial nematodes...



Nav isn't a bad guy.... and I have no toads any where near my brain.... I
attribute it to the alcohol.


But alcohol doesn't keep away nematodes!

DSK


Overproof December 15th 04 05:48 PM


"DSK" wrote in message

That's a time for silence.


Positively NOT!


No thanks. Just had lunch.


Bite Me anyway...

What did you expect?


Thanks???

And you should have reminded them (tactfully) of that.


I did..... to no avail


Now that's just plain no-class.


The unmitigated gall of them daring to interrogate me!!


But alcohol doesn't keep away nematodes!


I can assure you that overproof will indeed keep Toads away..... It don't
matter what their sexual preferences are.

CM



Overproof December 15th 04 05:50 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 17:27:49 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:
Hiring the Pool Boy was a good idea then Eh?


Yep, helped
her appreciate experience with a youth ;-)


That's what I said!..... takes the burden off you as well I guess!

CM



Maxprop December 15th 04 06:00 PM


OzOne wrote in message

On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 12:05:07 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a

smug
grin on their faces...


Ahhh so that's the look my wife has on when the girls get together.


I've always noted that there is little difference in facial expression
between "smug" and *embarrassed envy.* :-)

Max



Bell December 15th 04 07:11 PM

OzOne wrote:


Nah....She's inflatible.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Overproof December 15th 04 07:34 PM


OzOne wrote in message

Actually hers is more like a smirk ;-)


Obviously thinking about the pool.... boy!

CM



Donal December 16th 04 01:04 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 17:50:17 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

That's what I said!..... takes the burden off you as well I guess!

CM

Nah....She's insatiable.


You should try harder.



Regards


Donal
--




katysails December 16th 04 02:47 AM

You ever see me talk about it?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

And, I suppose you are one of them with the smug grin?

Bwaaaaaaahahahhahhahhahhahhahhhahha.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They only talk if the guys are bad at it...the othere\s just sit with a
smug
grin on their faces...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:UIOvd.79477$6f6.67725@edtnps89...
Crap... I had 8 of'em on board for a week... no man should know that
much
about the female plumbing system! It was nearly enough to put me off
sex
for week!!

Totally disgusting! You should have heard what they shared about the
performance of their boyfriends and spouses!!

They talk you know... they all know how you all perform.... they don't
keep it to themselselves... you'd best be good at it is all I can say!

CM

OzOne wrote in message
...

I think he disagrees.
So do I.
Most times I've had a "gaggle" of women onboard, they have never
fallen into bickering and mean spirited gossip, but, instead, have
soaked up huge quantities of quality Chardonnay and sat around the
boat in all manner of semi undress, laughing, giggling and in general,
shooting the breeze.

Perhaps the Cappys passengers were disenchanted with their craft.


On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 02:40:04 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

So.... what's your point?

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Jun 8 1998:

Capt. Neal wrote:

If you expect to successfully instruct a woman how to deal with
anything
even slightly mechanical in nature or having to do with the physics
of
harnessing the wind for motive power, it will be necessary for a MAN
to
do the teaching on a one-to-one basis (and a little yelling to get a
woman's attention is entirely appropriate), because when you get a
gaggle of women together on a sailboat, without the firm hand of a
stern
male captain to keep them in line, they quickly loose sight of the
business at hand and fall into petty bickering, mean-spirited
gossip.


--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com







Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








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