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Bob Crantz December 15th 04 02:31 AM

Bobsprit = idiot in the first degree:

http://www.apogeephoto.com/oct2001/p...ing_baby.shtml

Flash is a real problem with babies. There's the possibility of red eye,
particularly a concern when capturing close-ups of wide-eyed babies when the
flash illuminates the retina. When it comes to baby photography, in general,
using the flash is a "no no." Some camera manufacturers even issue a warning
in their manual that it could even damage the eyes of an infant.

Get that runt Baptized before you do him in!

Amen!

Bob Crantz





"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
and there was a 200W light in
operation, then his pupils would not have been so dilated.


Listen, doctor eyeball, babie's eyes are quite slow to react, not like an
adult's eyes at all. He squeals and laughs when I take pics, because he

likes
the flashes. Like any baby, if something bugs him, he lets us know fast.

RB




John Cairns December 15th 04 02:52 AM


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
Bobsprit = idiot in the first degree:

http://www.apogeephoto.com/oct2001/p...ing_baby.shtml

Flash is a real problem with babies. There's the possibility of red eye,
particularly a concern when capturing close-ups of wide-eyed babies when
the
flash illuminates the retina. When it comes to baby photography, in
general,
using the flash is a "no no." Some camera manufacturers even issue a
warning
in their manual that it could even damage the eyes of an infant.

Get that runt Baptized before you do him in!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


But if they blind the little tyke, Bob can take him to his favorite place of
worship and through the power of Jesus, heal him by the laying on of hands,
and use the story to convert all of the hellbound folks here! Now why didn't
you think of that? I think Satan's sneaking into your mind, pray for your
soul, REPENT!!! Get right with the Lord!

Praise the Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Cairns





"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
and there was a 200W light in
operation, then his pupils would not have been so dilated.


Listen, doctor eyeball, babie's eyes are quite slow to react, not like an
adult's eyes at all. He squeals and laughs when I take pics, because he

likes
the flashes. Like any baby, if something bugs him, he lets us know fast.

RB






Overproof December 15th 04 03:05 AM


wrote in message A free copy of photoshop?
I SERIOUSLY doubt it's the full version. Meanwhile,
automated redeye repair does not do a very good job except for "snapshot"
quality. In a closeup portrait, it would be VERY noticable. Figures that
Moron
would think that Photoshop's redeye presets would do more than a very
crude job.


Presets... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa.... what kind of an IDIOT are you Bill-Bob?

CM




Overproof December 15th 04 03:05 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
it would be VERY noticable. Figures that Moron
would think that Photoshop's redeye presets would do more than a very
crude
job.

100% correct. For close up work you have to retouch manually. I also have
Paintshop for that stuff, which I prefer for some pics. Red-eye fix is
fine for
4X6 though.


Paintshop.... Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Idiot!


CM



Overproof December 15th 04 03:07 AM


"John Cairns" wrote in message
I have several copies of PhotoShop, including a full version, along with
Corel PhotoPaint, full version, couldn't tell you if any of the bundled
versions are complete as I rarely use them, I take perfect pics right out
of the box :)


As do most people with a clue...... which Bob obviously does not have.

CM



Overproof December 15th 04 03:08 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

I don't see any cameras that come with full photoshop. Maybe one does, but
certainly nothing I've seen. Elements is a popular free-bee with cameras
and
even higher end photoprinters.
My D70 came with neither.


Stop it already Bob... you are sounding more ridiculous with every post!

CM



Overproof December 15th 04 03:19 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
Not full photoshop. Usually just Elements, which is now up to 3.0. Good
program
that's fine for most folks.


Like how would you know??

You don't have a clue about graphics programs!

Wanna butt heads about it Bob?

This should be a lot of fun.....

CM



Overproof December 15th 04 03:27 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Photoshop.... Bob..... don't be silly... he couldn't figure out a palette
let alone pixel edit and masks.

I use Photoshop CS (full version) of course along with Nikon-View to
decode raw
images. Neat Image is used to correct higher ISOs.
Mooron blows it again!


Bwahhahahahahahahaaaa.... what a dolt!

Photoshop ...full version... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa

You really don't have a clue do you Bob!??

Here's a hint... if you had the full version... why would yu use
Nikon-View???

Because your an IDIOT! .... and you don't have the full version... you
couldn't work the full version... you wouldn't understand the full
version....

CM




Overproof December 15th 04 03:28 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Ha Ha Ha.... dear me... Bob walks through a gallery


You ought to try it sometime. You might not end up getting slapped around
here
as much!


I'm still waiting for the slap of your lace glove there Bobby!

CM



Overproof December 15th 04 03:38 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
But try not to tempt fate by bragging on him too much.

The Lord works in mysterious ways . . .

I'm really not bragging...just kidding about it because it upsets Scotty
Potti
and Mooron. You can't fault me for that.


Bob... you are wasting your time and effort... I have never said a negative
word about your child. He is an innocent and you have a great gift in your
son. Raise him well... but buddy... that ain't gonna have any impact on my
taking your sorry ass to task at every opportunity.... and that's just
because you earned the right!

Just remember... I'm only pickin' on Ya ... cause I like Ya! Relax and
remember you have much more important things to attend to than this media of
high pressure steam offlet.

I'm havin' fun... hope you are as well....

CM




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