Bobsprit wrote:
Quite an imagination you have there, Mooron!

What a complete Dufus you are Bob.... Bwahahahahahahaa!!


Guess you never saw the work of

Any Warhole

Careful, the gaynzed one is lurking. You know he can't resist the word.

or any of the Picasso Dark
Mirror collection of photos. I really can't help your ignorance on
this one mooron. You probably also think there are "rules" for
centering subjects, then again you probably never saw Cityscapes
exhibit either.
Forget the rake...someone get a rice picker!

RB

"Bell" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:
"Bell" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:
Thank Gawd No Red Eye this time.... He probably used the technique I
told him about....

Photoshop?
('

Photoshop.... Bob..... don't be silly... he couldn't figure out a
palette let alone pixel edit and masks.

I told him to have someone who had a clue about photography take the
shots for him.... ;-D

CM

Photoshop (you *know* bs has to have the most expensive) has an auto
"red-eye remover". Just point and click.

Or maybe Suzy (or Thomas) did the edit for him?


They generally give you a free copy w/purchase of camera, part of the
software bundle.

John Cairns

John Cairns wrote:
"Bell" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:
"Bell" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:
Thank Gawd No Red Eye this time.... He probably used the
technique I told him about....

Photoshop?
('

Photoshop.... Bob..... don't be silly... he couldn't figure out a
palette let alone pixel edit and masks.

I told him to have someone who had a clue about photography take the
shots for him.... ;-D

CM

Photoshop (you *know* bs has to have the most expensive) has an auto
"red-eye remover". Just point and click.

Or maybe Suzy (or Thomas) did the edit for him?


They generally give you a free copy w/purchase of camera, part of the
software bundle.

John Cairns

FREE??

Not for the BS! He'd never do FREE. Maybe he suckered someone out of it
(or got it in their will?)

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Here ya go....

Nikon D70, at 60mm, 1/125th, F/16, hard flash only. RAW downconverted.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/boobaby22.jpg.


Bob,

You will cause permanent damage to the young lad's eyesight if you take too
many photos like that. From the dilation of his pupils, it is evident that
he was in relative darkness before you exposed him to the flash!

In future think about the poor baby. Turn up the lights before using the
flashgun on him.

The reason that he cried after you took the photo is because his eyes were
in pain.


Regards


Donal
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Have you noticed how the lad's face is quite asymmetrical?

Draw a straight line from top to bottom centered on his little
nose and his mouth is way off to the side. The doc who delivered
him should have taken a little more time molding his head into
some semblance of evenness.

CN

"Donal" wrote in message ...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Here ya go....

Nikon D70, at 60mm, 1/125th, F/16, hard flash only. RAW downconverted.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/boobaby22.jpg.


Bob,

You will cause permanent damage to the young lad's eyesight if you take too
many photos like that. From the dilation of his pupils, it is evident that
he was in relative darkness before you exposed him to the flash!

In future think about the poor baby. Turn up the lights before using the
flashgun on him.

The reason that he cried after you took the photo is because his eyes were
in pain.


Regards


Donal
--

Photoshop.... Bob..... don't be silly... he couldn't figure out a palette
let alone pixel edit and masks.

I use Photoshop CS (full version) of course along with Nikon-View to decode raw
images. Neat Image is used to correct higher ISOs.
Mooron blows it again!

RB

wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Dec 2004 23:25:04 GMT, "John Cairns"

wrote:


"Bell" wrote in message
. ..
Overproof wrote:
"Bell" wrote in message
...
Overproof wrote:
Thank Gawd No Red Eye this time.... He probably used the technique I
told him about....

Photoshop?
('

Photoshop.... Bob..... don't be silly... he couldn't figure out a
palette let alone pixel edit and masks.

I told him to have someone who had a clue about photography take the
shots for him.... ;-D

CM

Photoshop (you *know* bs has to have the most expensive) has an auto
"red-eye remover". Just point and click.

Or maybe Suzy (or Thomas) did the edit for him?


They generally give you a free copy w/purchase of camera, part of the
software bundle.

John Cairns


A free copy of photoshop? I SERIOUSLY doubt it's the full version.
Meanwhile,
automated redeye repair does not do a very good job except for "snapshot"
quality. In a closeup portrait, it would be VERY noticable. Figures that
Moron
would think that Photoshop's redeye presets would do more than a very
crude job.

BB

I have several copies of PhotoShop, including a full version, along with
Corel PhotoPaint, full version, couldn't tell you if any of the bundled
versions are complete as I rarely use them, I take perfect pics right out of
the box :)

John Cairns

You will cause permanent damage to the young lad's eyesight if you take too
many photos like that.


Ahhh...another expert!!!
1) the flash is not pointed at him. It's wireless and out of his eyeline.
2) The room is bright (200 watts overhead), but he just had his eyes closed.
The D70 is so damn fast, I got him just as he spotted the lens of the camera.

RB

Draw a straight line from top to bottom centered on his little
nose and his mouth is way off to the side.


He's 15 weeks old. Head molding doesn't completely go away for 6-9 months.
Face it. He's damn cute!

RB

I gotta admit it. He's one adorable kid.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Draw a straight line from top to bottom centered on his little
nose and his mouth is way off to the side.


He's 15 weeks old. Head molding doesn't completely go away for 6-9 months.
Face it. He's damn cute!

RB