On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 14:37:46 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:



Yugo? I'm driving a 2005 Chrysler Town and Country.

Poor *******!


What's wrong? It gets better milage than my limo.





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380???

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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What kind of Harley do you have.

I own a 1975 Suzuki 380 that will probably do the
quarter mile faster than your Milwaukee iron.

CN
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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 20:50:49 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

I could sell one of my Harleys and buy three boats better than
his.

And use the other Harley for the anchor. That's all it's good
for.


Harley's make terrible anchors. They drag along the bottom.
Japanese
bikes make better anchors, they bite.





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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 17:07:58 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:08:50 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You could sell a harley and buy a better boat than you have right
now...


But that's because I have a harley that's worth over 100 grand.



Ack ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack, ACK ACK ACK ACK!


Are you cackling again?

Don't. A good friend sold an old HD that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.

"Vito" wrote in message ...
"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Dec 2004 17:07:58 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 14:08:50 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

You could sell a harley and buy a better boat than you have right
now...


But that's because I have a harley that's worth over 100 grand.



Ack ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack, ACK ACK ACK ACK!


Are you cackling again?

Don't. A good friend sold an old HD that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.


You must think everybody is stupid. Just because you believe some
retarded urban legend does not lend any credibility to it.

There is no old Harley sitting around gathering dust in somebody's
garage that is in such demand that's it's worth 100 large.
(Unless it's one that Marlin Brando used to ride.)

CN

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley
assholes.


CN


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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 08:29:41 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

380???


The Seidelmann of motorcycles. You should get one! Handles like a
brick with wheels.

BB

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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What kind of Harley do you have.

I own a 1975 Suzuki 380 that will probably do the
quarter mile faster than your Milwaukee iron.

CN
I invite you to join the discussion at:
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/altwe_love_CaptNeal



"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 4 Dec 2004 20:50:49 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

I could sell one of my Harleys and buy three boats better than
his.

And use the other Harley for the anchor. That's all it's good
for.


Harley's make terrible anchors. They drag along the bottom.
Japanese
bikes make better anchors, they bite.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote
"Vito" wrote Don't. A good friend sold an old HD
that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.


You must think everybody is stupid. Just because you believe some
retarded urban legend does not lend any credibility to it.

No, I'm simply disappointed in you. Reminds me of a NeoCon - denys Santa
but believes in Jesus.

There is no old Harley sitting around gathering dust in somebody's
garage that is in such demand that's it's worth 100 large.
(Unless it's one that Marlin Brando used to ride.)

Sorry Neal but I knew both the seller and the bike very well. The former was
featured with another friend in one of the early Easy Rider videos riding
Harley JDs with Flexi Hacks from LA to Sturgis and back unescorted. The bike
was an 8-valve H-D twin built circa 1917 for board track racing (Ya I now,
Honda invented 4v/cyl last month). JD's gone now and I don't know who has
the bike but you could call Willy G Davidson at the Harley plant to verify
the story. And if there was one ..... (c: BTW Brando rode a Triumph in
"The Movie" - made about Wino, JD & friends and dassa fact too.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Jeeze what a dog! Why *wifes* TZ125 made 45 HP at 14,000 on pump gas and
handled too. Any good TZ250 twin makes over 80. You otta be getting over
150 on nitro.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it.

Talk about fat and ugly! That GT380 weighs twice what a racer should and can
out-ugly a wart hog.

Racing a H-D is stupid, even more stupid than a GT380. One needs the right
tool for a job. If you wanna get 1/4 mile fast buy a dragster. If you wanna
get around a road course fast buy a formula 1 or 2 bike. If you wanna win at
flat track get a Harley dirt bike. If you wanna go coast to coast fast get a
Gold Wing or a Ducati. If yo wanna get laid alot get a Harley.

Capt. Neal® wrote:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley
assholes.


Properly tuned that should develop 100 hp.

Cheers

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:16:17 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

GT 380. Three cylinder two-stroke ported and polished.
Electronic ignition, expansion chambers. Nitrous injection.
Dyno'd at over 80 horsepower at 10,000 rpm. Does the
quarter mile in under 10 seconds.

Few fat, heavy, ugly stock Harleys can touch it. I've
collected many a title drag racing arrogant Harley


Not from me, you won't.





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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 10:36:08 -0500, "Vito" wrote
this crap:

But that's because I have a harley that's worth over 100 grand.


Don't. A good friend sold an old HD that'd been cluttering up his garage
for $100,000 and could have got more had he not been so surprised at the
$100K offer.


I had an offer of $67,000 about seven years ago. I'm just guessing at
what it's worth today.






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