Some child "rearing" tips for Bobsprit: (or how to prevent Bobsprit from
child "rearing")

Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?
Handy Homo Prevention Tips For Concerned Parents With Suspect Toddlers

A parent can never act too soon in taking precautionary measures to ensure
that their child will never become intoxicated with mommy's perfume and
choose to devote his life to being a prancing homo. By being both proactive
and willing to inflict welts for Jesus, you can beat Satan at his own sick
game and prevent him from turning your impressionable child into an ugly,
rotting twig in the family tree crying out for brutal pruning.

Christian Doctors at Landover Baptist Hospital's Homosexual Reparative
Extreme-Psycho-Stabilization Ward have put together a handy list of
preventative tips for concerned parents with newborns or toddlers. Please
print out these Godly reminders and pop them in your purse the moment your
water breaks for handy reference.



Early Child Development Homo Prevention Tips

1. A boy must not sit on a toilet unless he is having a bowel movement.
Standing straight up, not hunched over while urinating, is a sign of
manliness. Squatting on a toilet seat (especially if he hovers to avoid the
urine of others or prissily wipes the seat with a square of toilet tissue)
to pee is not only effeminate but a sign of shame! It is a secret hobby that
homosexuals use in their daily lives. It is a scientific fact that when
needing to use the restroom, a male is called upon to engage in the
unpleasant undertaking of extruding a poopy in only 1 out of every 3 visits.
But homosexuals use all three visits to practice squatting, to limber the
cheeks of their bottom in preparation for even the most enormous (Negro)
penises. Such calisthenics are neither necessary nor advisable for men who
have no intention of squatting over an engorged penis. As soon as your child
is able to walk on two feet, you must make that sure he is taught to stand
proudly in front of a private or public toilet seat, and to speak not a
word, especially in response to the coy whispers of Catholic priests in the
next stall.

2. A boy must eat everything on his plate. But if your son pesters you to
serve corn on the cob, hot dogs or sausages, that is your signal to change
his diet. Try serving meals that more effectively evoke a hankering for the
fragrant delights of the female genitalia. An artichoke stuffed with tuna
fish will usually do the trick.

3. A boy must always wear socks, except while swimming. So-called,
"flip-flops" and "sandals," where the toes and ankles are exposed are
products that were created during the (homo)sexual revolution. Creation
research indicates that these types of provocative "shoes," were invented by
homosexuals in San Fransissyco during the late 1960's with fetishes for
little boy ankles. Thwart the perverted delight of these pedo-pedophiles
with a thick pair of tube socks!

4. A boy must not be allowed to watch cartoons of any kind. He should
spend Saturday mornings sitting quietly by his Father's side (with a
respectful 3" between the male bodies), watching sports that don't involved
male leotards. He must watch Football, Basketball, Baseball and Boxing.
Soccer is not a sport for civilized people and often results in alarmingly
long, uncut penises escaping from very alluring satin shorts. Soccer appeals
only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the
women grow mustaches twice as fast as the men. Make your child aware of
this. When there are no sports on TV, take your boy out in the backyard and
throw the football or play catch with a very hard baseball. Under no
circumstances: wrestle in shorts, especially if your son is strapping,
handsome and sporting a noticeably turgid crotch.

5. A boy must not play with dolls. If your boy has a young sister, forbid
him from entering her room except for the purposes of the type of ordinary
heterosexual experimentation that occurs in any Christian household. If you
catch your male child playing with dolls, Landover Baptist Child
Psychologists recommended that you shave his head, and sit him out at the
end of the driveway with a sign around his neck that says, "I'm a Sissy Boy
Who Plays With Dolls - Mailman: Why don't you just go ahead and stick
something in my mouth?." This method of prevention has a 99.5% success rate
(unless your particular mailman is young and attractive).

6. A boy must not refer to his parents as "Mommy" or "Daddy." As soon as
your boy is old enough to speak, he must be taught to call his Mother, "Ma,"
or "Momma" or "Mommie Dearest." When addressing his Father, he should refer
to him as, "Sir," "Dad," or "Commander." "Mommy" and "Daddy" are what fey,
spoiled boys weaned on effeminacy coo, embarrassing you in front of the
neighbors by never keeping the palms of their hands below their waists.

7. A boy must always wear thick, white underwear. White boxers, and/or
briefs are acceptable. Your child must be taught that men who wear colored
underwear or undergarments that are cut within one inch of the outer
periphery of their pubic region or the trough of the valley between the
cheeks of their bottom are either European or Homosexual - and in America
there is no difference between the two.

8. A boy must never cry or pout. Crying, pouting or showing feelings are
weak and feminine traits. After the natural tears of infancy, brought on by
a child's traumatic exit from the spiritual realm of Heaven, to the horrible
shock every young man experiences in seeing his very own mother's hairy,
dilated vagina, and into this Devil run world we call, "Earth," your boy
must be taught to stop crying. It usually takes a normal child several weeks
to get over its birth - even when using daily submersions into ice-water.If
your child is still crying after three weeks, please drop him off at the
Creation Science Laboratory for the remainder of the year and for a
determination of whether he is worth having back.

9. A boy must not use brightly colored crayons or any crayons from any
colors of a rainbow. Christian parents should remove and destroy any
suspiciously colored crayons from their boy's box of Crayolas. This needs no
explanation, as we here at Landover Baptist are all familiar with Mr.
Crayola's so-called "alternate lifestyle," and his reason for putting "Pansy
Pink" and "Engorged Penis Head Purple" into his boxes are quite obvious. A
boy must also draw in straight lines. Some curves are fine, but if you
suspect your child of "doodling," and see that he is using more curves than
straight lines, please call your Pastor immediately.

10. A boy must not skip or prance. You must not allow your boy to attend
any school where they teach the children to "skip," or play "hopscotch" in
Physical Education class. Creation Scientists have proved that such
activities are the precursor to cross-dressing, appreciation for poetry, a
sardonic display of irony and the rampant shoplifting of skin care products.

Amen!

We allready know the Boob's kid will wind up gay because he will only have
girls to play with just like his old man.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

We allready know the Boob's kid will wind up gay because he will only have
girls to play with just like his old man.


Bwahahahahaa!!! Can you imagine? Loco thinks exposure to women leads to being
gay!!!
He's sooo dumb on sooo many levels!

RB

Loco thinks exposure to women leads to being gay!!!

LOL ................. exposure is one thing overdosing is another.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
We allready know the Boob's kid will wind up gay because he will
only have
girls to play with just like his old man.

Do you think he'll wait a few years to start abusing the kid, or start
right away like his old man did to him?

SV

Do you think he'll wait a few years to start abusing the kid, or start
right away like his old man did to him?


I guess it was just a matter of time before Scotty Potti started talking about
child abuse. He's pure toilet water and about as classy.

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Do you think he'll wait a few years to start abusing the kid, or
start
right away like his old man did to him?


I guess it's just a matter of time before I start
the child abuse.

RB