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Jeff Morris November 18th 04 07:09 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

Bull****... I've hit charted rocks at 100 meters, 250 meters 500


meters and

1000 meters from my dock.

2 Kinds of Sailors.... those that have hit rocks...and ****in'


Liars!

I've yet to hit a rock, and that's no lie.

Scotty



Have you ever seen a rock where you sail?

I've taken bottom a number of times, but I've never hit a rock. And we
have real rocks here in New England.





Capt. Mooron November 18th 04 07:42 PM

****in' Liar!

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

Bull****... I've hit charted rocks at 100 meters, 250 meters 500


meters and

1000 meters from my dock.

2 Kinds of Sailors.... those that have hit rocks...and ****in'


Liars!

I've yet to hit a rock, and that's no lie.

Scotty



Have you ever seen a rock where you sail?

I've taken bottom a number of times, but I've never hit a rock. And we
have real rocks here in New England.







Capt. Mooron November 18th 04 07:42 PM

****in' Liar!

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Bull****... I've hit charted rocks at 100 meters, 250 meters 500

meters and
1000 meters from my dock.

2 Kinds of Sailors.... those that have hit rocks...and ****in'

Liars!

I've yet to hit a rock, and that's no lie.

Scotty





Capt. Mooron November 18th 04 07:52 PM

Required and paid for by my employer due to self insured status
requirements.

One of the practical tests was to back an F150 Pick-Up slalom through 400
meters of pylons 20 meters apart at 80kph on glare ice... mirrors only....
the test course was established on Great Slave Lake in January.

You drive a friggin' transport Tractor Scotty..... on highways... even when
the weather turns bad you have the weight and friction area to overcome a
lot of conditions that would disable a regular car. You probably use a pry
bar to scrape the imports out of your grill at the end of the trip.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
advance control courses? tee hee hee. Never took a driving course.

35 years,
1,700,000 miles, accident free.
Your turn.

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I have no less than 6 certified advance vehicle control courses...

all
stated I would get a discount on insurance premiums... I don't... I

have no
tickets, no record and no accidents for over 30 years.

CM







Capt. Mooron November 18th 04 07:55 PM

BTW - Air Brake Cert, Class 1, and annual medicals to drive???

"Scott Vernon" wrote
advance control courses? tee hee hee. Never took a driving course.

35 years,
1,700,000 miles, accident free.
Your turn.




Jonathan Ganz November 18th 04 08:47 PM

In article ,
Michael wrote:
You keep hitting yourself your never gonna git rid of that black eye or
those sour grapes.

Answer the question you imbecile. Or, don't. It was a joke, which I
now know is beyond a fool such as yourself.

By the way, when I typed in imbecile in Google, I got as the first
line, and I'm not making this up...

Also try: george bush imbecile


So, what you're saying is that you're a humorless fool. Got it.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz November 18th 04 08:48 PM

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On 18 Nov 2004 10:11:37 -0800, (Jonathan Ganz)
said:

By the way, when I typed in imbecile in Google, I got as the first
line, and I'm not making this up...

Also try: george bush imbecile


That's because Google works just like you, Jon. No thought--just knee-jerk
programmed answers.


I tried it on Yahoo search also. Looks like I'm not alone in thinking
Bush is an imbecile. Why don't you call me some more names Mr. Poodle.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon November 18th 04 09:27 PM


"Jeff Morris" wrote

I've yet to hit a rock, and that's no lie.

Scotty



Have you ever seen a rock where you sail?



yes, plenty. People pile them up on the shore to stem erosion.

Scotty






Scott Vernon November 18th 04 09:27 PM

Good one, Dave.


"Dave" wrote in message
...
On 18 Nov 2004 10:11:37 -0800, (Jonathan

Ganz)
said:

By the way, when I typed in imbecile in Google, I got as the first
line, and I'm not making this up...

Also try: george bush imbecile


That's because Google works just like you, Jon. No thought--just

knee-jerk
programmed answers.





Scott Vernon November 18th 04 09:45 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote ...

One of the practical tests was to back an F150 Pick-Up slalom

through 400
meters of pylons 20 meters apart at 80kph on glare ice... mirrors

only....
the test course was established on Great Slave Lake in January.


How long was your trailer? We do that with 48'ers.


You drive a friggin' transport Tractor Scotty..... on highways...

even when
the weather turns bad you have the weight and friction area to

overcome a
lot of conditions that would disable a regular car. You probably use

a pry
bar to scrape the imports out of your grill at the end of the trip.


Only the ones with 'Kerry' bumper stickers.

Scotty



CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
advance control courses? tee hee hee. Never took a driving

course.

35 years,
1,700,000 miles, accident free.
Your turn.

Scotty



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I have no less than 6 certified advance vehicle control

courses...
all
stated I would get a discount on insurance premiums... I don't...

I
have no
tickets, no record and no accidents for over 30 years.

CM










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