Oh, well, can we shoot Canada Geese?

"katysails" wrote in message
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They're not Ganadian geese...they're Canada Geese....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
Can we shoot Canadian geese? Man they're a nuisance, and
millions of
them..

NO!.... they're a gift from your good neighbours to the north.
Think of it
as free fertilizer! Think of it anyway you want.... just remember
that we
have a thousand times as many Mosquitos and Blackflys we could
send down
your way!

Now about them COWS!??
when are you gonna give it up and start buyin' our cows agin?
We're gettin' Mad as heck... even or Cows are getting PO'd!
You ever seen a Mad Cow??.... Oh Wait... Nevermind!

CM

"DSK" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:
Can we shoot Canadian geese?

Why waste a shell? Just walk up to 'em and grab 'em by the neck.


But then I'll get goose poop on my boots.



Anchored in a small cove in the fall, must have been a thousand of
them, the noise was annoying after a bit.

Scotty

Scott Vernon wrote:

Oh, well, can we shoot Canada Geese?

Fill your boots, but you have to eat what you shoot, so no bazookas!

Cheers
Marty

Scott Vernon wrote:


But then I'll get goose poop on my boots.



Anchored in a small cove in the fall, must have been a thousand of
them, the noise was annoying after a bit.

At the marina where my boat is hauled they have Mallards. Damn things think they own the docks, you have to
navigate your way around piles of duck dung!

Cheers
Marty

Grenades OK?


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:

Oh, well, can we shoot Canada Geese?

Fill your boots, but you have to eat what you shoot, so no bazookas!

Cheers
Marty

Scott Vernon wrote:

Grenades OK?

That sounds admirably sporting.

Cheers
Marty

wuss...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:
Can we shoot Canadian geese?

Why waste a shell? Just walk up to 'em and grab 'em by the neck.


But then I'll get goose poop on my boots.



Anchored in a small cove in the fall, must have been a thousand of
them, the noise was annoying after a bit.

Scotty

woman...

"katysails" wrote in message
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wuss...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:
Can we shoot Canadian geese?

Why waste a shell? Just walk up to 'em and grab 'em by the neck.


But then I'll get goose poop on my boots.



Anchored in a small cove in the fall, must have been a thousand of
them, the noise was annoying after a bit.

Scotty

tes...I am....
and I am not a wuss.....

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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woman...

"katysails" wrote in message
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wuss...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:
Can we shoot Canadian geese?

Why waste a shell? Just walk up to 'em and grab 'em by the neck.


But then I'll get goose poop on my boots.



Anchored in a small cove in the fall, must have been a thousand of
them, the noise was annoying after a bit.

Scotty

Ganadian? Did you mean Ganzadian Goose?

M.

"katysails" wrote in message
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They're not Ganadian geese...they're Canada Geese....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
Can we shoot Canadian geese? Man they're a nuisance, and millions of
them..

NO!.... they're a gift from your good neighbours to the north. Think of
it
as free fertilizer! Think of it anyway you want.... just remember that
we
have a thousand times as many Mosquitos and Blackflys we could send down
your way!

Now about them COWS!??
when are you gonna give it up and start buyin' our cows agin?
We're gettin' Mad as heck... even or Cows are getting PO'd!
You ever seen a Mad Cow??.... Oh Wait... Nevermind!

CM