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Thom Stewart November 5th 04 05:08 AM

GF,

Brown!! That's the color I remember.

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart November 5th 04 05:40 AM

Scotty,

Now, if I remember rightly, Hudson is just across the Hudson River from
NYC. What the Hell were you cleaning up in that area that is so
pristine? Why did you have to ship the crap away to pollute another
Area?

Why didn't you put it a a barge and ship it around from port to port
like that other barge from NYC? By the way I never did hear the ending
of that story. Does anyone know what became of that Barge? The last I
heard it was down in Joe's area.

Ole Thom


Bobsprit November 5th 04 11:51 AM

Yeah... They call it, "Scotty's Law"


Scotty must alert all local farms when he's around.

RB

Bobsprit November 5th 04 11:52 AM

How astute of you John... in retrospect, how could a farmer even dare
question the far superior standards of minimalist power consumption,


I bet I follow better conservation practices than most people ANYWHERE in this
country and at MY EXTRA expense.

RB

Bobsprit November 5th 04 11:54 AM

You know it's bad when you see a rat running around NYC with a clothes
pin on it's nose.


Scotty Potti's wife was visiting NY again!

RB

Bobsprit November 5th 04 12:04 PM

Again; Why would anyone listen to a NYC resident about the Environment?


Because NY Residents didn't do the damage, dopey! We live here. I don't work
for any large polluting company.
It was major companies who have stations throughout the country. NY is part of
the USA, not an independent nation.

RB

Vito November 5th 04 01:23 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

BTW - any of your troops with an IQ over 45 will automatically apply for
citizenship when they find out about free healthcare, cheap beer and legal
pot!


Bwahahahaha - not at you, but with you 'cuz that's about how we won
independence from Briton. Strapped for troops and cash, King George sent
over flocks of Hessians he recruited by promising them land in America in
return for fighting the colonials. But Washington crossed the Deleware,
proved to the Hessians that fighting gould get dangerous, then offered them
the same land for NOT fighting - an offer few could refuse. The rest is
history.



Scott Vernon November 5th 04 01:40 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Again; Why would anyone listen to a NYC resident about the

Environment?


Because NY Residents didn't do the damage, dopey! We live here. I

don't work


Dumbest statement of the week.



Martin Baxter November 5th 04 01:40 PM

Bobsprit wrote:

How astute of you John... in retrospect, how could a farmer even dare
question the far superior standards of minimalist power consumption,


I bet I follow better conservation practices than most people ANYWHERE in this
country and at MY EXTRA expense.

RB


You have a hand crank computer?

Cheers
Marty


Scott Vernon November 5th 04 01:51 PM

Thom,
Hudson is 100 miles up river from NYC, same side. Old factory on the
river. Nasty stuff. I just deliver the machine, they dig up the dirt .
Some dirt gets cleaned and reused, bad stuff goes to a hazmat landfill
in Ohio, the really nasty stuff goes to Canada. I think they grow pot
with it.

I was told that barge snuck back into NYC , Fishkill and unloaded.

Scotty



"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Scotty,

Now, if I remember rightly, Hudson is just across the Hudson River

from
NYC. What the Hell were you cleaning up in that area that is so
pristine? Why did you have to ship the crap away to pollute another
Area?

Why didn't you put it a a barge and ship it around from port to port
like that other barge from NYC? By the way I never did hear the

ending
of that story. Does anyone know what became of that Barge? The last

I
heard it was down in Joe's area.

Ole Thom




Bobsprit November 5th 04 01:52 PM

Because NY Residents didn't do the damage, dopey! We live here. I
don't work


Dumbest statement of the week.


Bwahaahaha! I drive a 4 cyl car and practice just about every possible level of
recycling. I work from home and all of my electronics is modern, inlcuding my
10.0 rated AC system.
You drive a big polluting truck!

Bwahahahaha! That was easy! So is Scotty Potti's wife.

RB

Scott Vernon November 5th 04 01:57 PM

Bob's daily Twinkie wrapper pile is more trash than Plowville burns in
a week.

SV

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit wrote:

How astute of you John... in retrospect, how could a farmer even

dare
question the far superior standards of minimalist power

consumption,


I bet I follow better conservation practices than most people

ANYWHERE in this
country and at MY EXTRA expense.

RB


You have a hand crank computer?

Cheers
Marty




Bobsprit November 5th 04 01:58 PM

I bet I follow better conservation practices than most people ANYWHERE in
this
country and at MY EXTRA expense.

RB


You have a hand crank computer?


Pedals.

RB

Bobsprit November 5th 04 01:59 PM

Nasty stuff. I just deliver the machine, they dig up the dirt .


So you take part in environmental damage to make money. I see.
What a complete dickless airhead you are!

RB

Vito November 5th 04 02:02 PM


"Dave" wrote
On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 14:54:41 -0500, "Vito" said:

our god-given right to privacy


Interesting phrase, coming from you, Vito. I've heard them called nine old
men, nine wise men, and prolly a few other things. But not gods.


The Declaration of Independence says all men are endowed by their creator
with certain inalienable rights. The SC merely noted that reasonable
privacy, like life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness (and breathing), was
obviously one of the inalienable rights endowed by our creator, whoever or
whatever you perceive our creator to be. And, since privacy of the marital
bed is among the foremost of privacies, government has no authority to
monitor let alone regulate what goes on there. Thus the miriad of laws
against birth control, et cetera, were unenforceable because the evidence
needed to enforce them was constitutionally impossible to obtain. If a cop
cannot peek into your bedroom he cannot know if you are sodomizing your wife
therein so he cannot arrest you. But that ruling didn't make these laws go
away. If a new court reverses that decision and says that Americans have no
right to privacy - that the government has a duty to monitor our every
activity to protect us from sin and terrorism - then off to prison you go
'cuz you have no doubt violated one or more of these laws.

BTW, I used 'god' (lower case) rather than 'our creator' to save bandwidth.

Note that the Constitution does NOT convey rights. It doesn't have to
because rights are endowed by our creator. It simply authorizes the
government to do certain things, like create a Navy and build "post roads",
strictly forbids it to do other things (like establish a religion or
infringe the right of the people to keep and bear arms), and last but not
least, restricts any power or authority not delegated to fedgov to the
people or states. Thus fedgov has no constitutional authority to assist
education nor to regulate it making our government itself a traitor to the
constitution- right?

Note too that the authors of the Declaration studiously avoided saying "God"
because they envisioned a secular nation not a Christian nation as many
would prefer to believe.



Scott Vernon November 5th 04 02:09 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Nasty stuff. I just deliver the machine, they dig up the dirt .


So you take part in environmental damage to make money. I see.


No, you don't see. Read it again, loser.

SV



Scott Vernon November 5th 04 02:11 PM

You don't flush your toilet? You're full of ****.

We recycle our waste.

SV


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
How astute of you John... in retrospect, how could a farmer even

dare
question the far superior standards of minimalist power consumption,



I bet I follow better conservation practices than most people

ANYWHERE in this
country and at MY EXTRA expense.

RB




Bobsprit November 5th 04 02:26 PM

You don't flush your toilet? You're full of ****.

We recycle our waste.

Do you have the new 2004 low flow water conserving toilets. All NY apartments
got them and we upgraded ours to an even better unit.
It takes some money and actual caring to defend the environment and Scotty
Potti has no money and doesn't care a damn about anything but where his next
sheep's ass is coming from.

RB

Vito November 5th 04 02:28 PM

"Scott Vernon" wrote

There's already a 'sheep exclusion' in PA


A Philly man thot himself in deep do do when the witness ratted him out then
told the jury how the sheep had licked him clean when he finished with it
...... but then one juror says 'yup, a good ewe'll do that' and the others
nodded agreement ....



Scott Vernon November 5th 04 02:33 PM



"Bobsprit" wrote ...
You don't flush your toilet? You're full of ****.

We recycle our waste.

Do you have the new 2004 low flow water conserving toilets. All NY

apartments
got them and we upgraded ours to an even better unit.


Oh boy, now hes bragging about his 'high end' toilet. Is there no end
to the stupidity?


It takes some money and actual caring to defend the environment and

Scotty
Potti has no money and doesn't care a damn about anything but where

his next


read my post again. Call BB, ask him to splain it too you.

SV



Martin Baxter November 5th 04 02:41 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:

You don't flush your toilet? You're full of ****.

We recycle our waste.


Now there's an angle most city dwellers don't think about. Those of us who live in the sticks don't send our
sewage down to the sea!

Cheers
Marty


Capt. Mooron November 5th 04 03:23 PM


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message Now there's an angle
most city dwellers don't think about. Those of us who live in the sticks
don't send our
sewage down to the sea!


I live by the sea and in the sticks... then again we've used a sewage
disposal field system for the last 34 years. Never had to have it pumped out
or repaired. The neighbours are offering to buy material from our compost
stockpile... heh fill your boots it's free. We grow 80% of our own produce
and trade for pork, beef and cheese. Seafood is caught as needed. We supply
all our own eggs and have enough to supply several neighbours as well.
Heating is supplemented by airtight stoves, we even have a house bank of 12
volt power charged by solar panels. I am now installing a geothermal heating
system.

Pull the plug... we got lights ...we got heat. All I need is a horse and
since cows up here are selling cheap maybe I'll buy a dozen for $200 bucks.
:-D

CM



DSK November 5th 04 03:47 PM

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Pull the plug... we got lights ...we got heat. All I need is a horse and
since cows up here are selling cheap maybe I'll buy a dozen for $200 bucks.
:-D


Saddle up one of the cows and ride into town, eh?

DSK


DSK November 5th 04 03:49 PM

Vito wrote:
Bwahahahaha - not at you, but with you 'cuz that's about how we won
independence from Briton. Strapped for troops and cash, King George sent
over flocks of Hessians he recruited by promising them land in America in
return for fighting the colonials. But Washington crossed the Deleware,
proved to the Hessians that fighting gould get dangerous, then offered them
the same land for NOT fighting - an offer few could refuse. The rest is
history.


Your version of "history" is always good for a laugh. When did the U.S.
ever offer any land to any foreign troops?

OTOH land and houses of Loyalists were granted to various well-connected
people in the Revolution... but not Hessians AFAIK.

DSK


Scott Vernon November 5th 04 03:52 PM


"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Pull the plug... we got lights ...we got heat. All I need is a

horse and
since cows up here are selling cheap maybe I'll buy a dozen for

$200 bucks.
:-D


Saddle up one of the cows and ride into town, eh?



The cow will bite him, they're still mad, eh.

Scotty



Capt. Mooron November 5th 04 04:05 PM


"DSK" wrote in message Saddle up one of the cows
and ride into town, eh?

Haven't you miserable pricks hurt their feelings enough already.... our
cows are feeling worthless as it is!

Give it up and open the frickin' borders to CanCows!!

CM



Capt. Mooron November 5th 04 04:06 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

The cow will bite him, they're still mad, eh.


Mad!!?? ...they're LIVID!!!!!

CM



DSK November 5th 04 04:52 PM

"DSK" wrote
Saddle up one of the cows
and ride into town, eh?


Capt. Mooron wrote:
Haven't you miserable pricks hurt their feelings enough already.... our
cows are feeling worthless as it is!


Sorry. It was a thoughtless and cruel remark. I apologize!

Actually, I had a neighbor many moons ago who did ride on his cows. I
never asked him about it... rather strange fellow. I also had a school
friend that once dared me to ride a pig... lost that bet!



Give it up and open the frickin' borders to CanCows!!


Isn't it up to the FDA? Expect the U.S. gov'mint to get a lot dumber and
a lot meaner over the next few years... "we the people" want it that way!

DSK




Thom Stewart November 5th 04 05:02 PM

Nutsy,

You say; I bet I follow better conservation practises

What do you think Scotty? Another bet the Nutsy loses?

Now Nutsy, let me explain something to you. Conservation is not
Anti-pollution .

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart November 5th 04 05:14 PM

Yeah Marty,

Nutsy has a hand powered 'puter, a hand powered entertainment center,
hand powered TV on his boat. Why he even has HAND POWERED SEX!

OT


Bobsprit November 5th 04 05:29 PM

Now Nutsy, let me explain something to you. Conservation is not
Anti-pollution .


Nope...it's spending extra on water conservation devices for kitchen and bath.
It's not driving huge cars for no reason. It's about recyling. It's about
riding our bikes instead of driving. Even our lights use less energy.

RB

Bobsprit November 5th 04 05:34 PM

Why he even has HAND POWERED SEX!


Sometimes I use both hands!

RB

Scott Vernon November 5th 04 05:47 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Give it up and open the frickin' borders to CanCows!!



No can do, there may be a terrorist cow in amongst them, eh.

Scotty



Scott Vernon November 5th 04 05:48 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Nutsy,

You say; I bet I follow better conservation practises

What do you think Scotty? Another bet the Nutsy loses?


it's a sure bet. Bob is a born loser.






Scott Vernon November 5th 04 05:51 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Now Nutsy, let me explain something to you. Conservation is not
Anti-pollution .


Nope...it's spending extra on water conservation devices for kitchen

and bath.

loser! we have a well. Endless supply of fresh, clean , good tasting
water.


It's not driving huge cars that I can't afford







DSK November 5th 04 05:56 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Give it up and open the frickin' borders to CanCows!!




Scott Vernon wrote:
No can do, there may be a terrorist cow in amongst them, eh.



I think the technical term for those is "bulls."

DSK


Capt. Mooron November 5th 04 05:58 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Give it up and open the frickin' borders to CanCows!!



No can do, there may be a terrorist cow in amongst them, eh.


We "Brainwash" them now!
For an extra C-note ... we'll give you the command code to activate the
"Cow Sleeper Cells".
They'll go from Moo-dy to raving Mad in minutes... much like Bob! :-D

CM



Bobsprit November 5th 04 06:08 PM

Nope...it's spending extra on water conservation devices for kitchen
and bath.

loser! we have a well. Endless supply of fresh, clean , good tasting
water.


The idiot actually says endless.
Amazing.

RB

Joe November 5th 04 07:29 PM

(Thom Stewart) wrote in message ...
Scotty,

Now, if I remember rightly, Hudson is just across the Hudson River from
NYC. What the Hell were you cleaning up in that area that is so
pristine? Why did you have to ship the crap away to pollute another
Area?

Why didn't you put it a a barge and ship it around from port to port
like that other barge from NYC? By the way I never did hear the ending
of that story. Does anyone know what became of that Barge? The last I
heard it was down in Joe's area.



It went back to Islip NY Ole Thom.

Capt Duffy who was master of the tug was an old friend of mine. He's
a coonass and we worked together towing and setting anchors on several
drilling rigs in the Gulf while working for a company named Point
Marine.

He was really ****ed off about the whole situation. Boats full of
reporters coming up to the tug and giving him all kinds off hell over
it day and night, he was just going where the company told him to go
and had no say what so ever in the cargo or the destination. He almost
got fired on the spot in NY harbor when he & the crew signed up with a
maritime union based up north. He was amazed how many crew members
were on the tugs in the NY harbor. He had a crew of 3 while most of
the same sized NY locals had crews of 6 or 7.

Joe


Ole Thom


Jonathan Ganz November 5th 04 07:43 PM

In article ,
Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

I heard you can issue citizenship papers via this newsgroup...


Sure... send me a hundred bucks I'll send you the documents to fill out. Or
the link where you can download them......


If I think the secret police are going to show up, I might have to
make a quick exist. Can you just fill them out for me?


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."



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