Avoid LAX. I always try to go to John Wayne Airport and then on to the Barry
M Goldwater terminal at Sky Harbor and finsh up at Ronald Reagan Airport. If
only B-52's flew thr route with a full nuclear load - 50 megatons worth,
then it would be an out of body experience!

The flying monkey also avoid LAX, you can say they're Ex-LAX.




"Nav" wrote in message
...
Hey Oz

Let me tell you about the time I was waiting in line at LA for a clerk
who seemed more interested in chatting? She was full of attitude. There
I was, waiting and waiting, so I just beamed a big smile/grin at her.
She looked at me and said "Do you want something?" I said "I'm waiting
to be served". She said "Waiting to be served? We are not your servants
here" I said "I never said you are but I think my ticket pays part of
your salary. In fact, I 'd say your job is to make sure I get on my
plane in a timely way. I wonder whether the airport really needs an
employee who won't help me get on my plane?" You should have seen her
face -she was fit to explode. I've flown though dozens of airports and
I'd say the staff at LA have the worst attitude to passengers.

Cheers



OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 10:02:18 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:


That's not what the attorny advised. It was his word against the airline
clerk and who do you think the jury would beleive -an airline clerk or
an alien?


That would be an airline clerk who can dob in anyone with whom he has
an argument using the powers given to him under the Patriot Act.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
Avoid LAX. I always try to go to John Wayne Airport and then on to the
Barry
M Goldwater terminal at Sky Harbor and finsh up at Ronald Reagan Airport.
If
only B-52's flew thr route with a full nuclear load - 50 megatons worth,
then it would be an out of body experience!

The flying monkey also avoid LAX, you can say they're Ex-LAX.

I would normally recommend you diaper those airborne primates..... but there
is not worth ****ting on between those destinations.

Matter of Fact ... I have it on good account that a pandemic alteration of
migratory flights has almost every avian member flying upside down over the
continental United States.

Odd... but True!

CM

SF is now opening up for trans pac flights! I'll use it when I can.

Cheers

Gilligan wrote:

Avoid LAX. I always try to go to John Wayne Airport and then on to the Barry
M Goldwater terminal at Sky Harbor and finsh up at Ronald Reagan Airport. If
only B-52's flew thr route with a full nuclear load - 50 megatons worth,
then it would be an out of body experience!

The flying monkey also avoid LAX, you can say they're Ex-LAX.




"Nav" wrote in message
...

Hey Oz

Let me tell you about the time I was waiting in line at LA for a clerk
who seemed more interested in chatting? She was full of attitude. There
I was, waiting and waiting, so I just beamed a big smile/grin at her.
She looked at me and said "Do you want something?" I said "I'm waiting
to be served". She said "Waiting to be served? We are not your servants
here" I said "I never said you are but I think my ticket pays part of
your salary. In fact, I 'd say your job is to make sure I get on my
plane in a timely way. I wonder whether the airport really needs an
employee who won't help me get on my plane?" You should have seen her
face -she was fit to explode. I've flown though dozens of airports and
I'd say the staff at LA have the worst attitude to passengers.

Cheers



OzOne wrote:


On Tue, 12 Oct 2004 10:02:18 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:



That's not what the attorny advised. It was his word against the airline
clerk and who do you think the jury would beleive -an airline clerk or
an alien?


That would be an airline clerk who can dob in anyone with whom he has
an argument using the powers given to him under the Patriot Act.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.