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Too much positive flotation?
"Ulysses" wrote in message om... Little buddy, Unfortunately I cannot take your advice on the fake breasts. You see, my boat already has breasts. Perhaps when I christened the lovely girl I should have just splashed some champagne on her rather than giving her the whole bottle; she became so inebriated that she undid her own breasthook and out they came! I must say they're breathtaking. But they're not up front. For some reason my boat likes to lie on her back, and so you see that the breasts on a properly trained boat (trained by a properly manly seaman such as myself) are not up front but rather topside. I can only assume from the position of your styrofoam ta-tas that your girl has up-ended her buttock lines and is afloat on her knees! Best, Ulysses "Gilligan" wrote: Uysless: I put large fake styrofoam breasts on the front of my boat, I got them from Babs, slightly used. They make great docking cushions and will poke the eyes out of anyone who approaches. Maybe Katy has an extra pair just for you! Welcome back, the newsgroup is coming back to life! Gilligan "Ulysses" wrote in message om... Question to the group: What kind of eyes does one paint on a boat to ward of evil (bob)spirits? References to books or links would be helpful. I'm looking for an image that I can paint on my boat. Hopefully like one might find in the Med or Persian Gulf. Web surfing hasn't brought up much for me. btw, sorry bobsprit.... couldn't resist. Ulysses |
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