Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get
ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a
while.....
"Gilligan" wrote in message
ink.net...
They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do
havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them.

Gilligan




"katysails" wrote in message
...
WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program
must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a
really good
deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup,
they
found a
diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K,
but
they
still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the
original
owner if
he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his
daughter
had
lost
her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years
ago!
Well, they
hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

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Oh, yes. The mad, diabolical Gilligan has been working for the past two
years perfecting his new specimens. And here all you have to show for your
efforts is a bunch of cells osmosising around a test tube....Who do you
think will win at the science fair?
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk...

katysails wrote:

WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program
must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...

When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a

really good

deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they

found a

diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but

they

still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original

owner if

he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter

had

lost

her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!

Well, they

hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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Just a tad too graphic there, Thom.....
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Yeah Katy,

That's why they are so rare. They do that once, make a sound like
(pitop) and disappear out the back hole of their ass like a fart. Never
to be seen again.

Ole Thom

Behold progress: from the ashes of Sputnik, we've finally arrived.
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Oh, yes. The mad, diabolical Gilligan has been working for the past two
years perfecting his new specimens. And here all you have to show for
your
efforts is a bunch of cells osmosising around a test tube....Who do you
think will win at the science fair?
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Do you think he's really the trainer? He claims to be able to walk...

katysails wrote:

WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding
program
must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...

When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a

really good

deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup,
they

found a

diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K,
but

they

still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the
original

owner if

he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter

had

lost

her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago!

Well, they

hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

Post their name. I'll write them in for President! What a thot - an honest
person in the White House!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got a really
good
deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup, they
found a
diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K, but they
still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the original
owner if
he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his daughter had
lost
her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years ago! Well,
they
hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the
brink of extinction last time!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get
ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a
while.....
"Gilligan" wrote:
They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do
havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them.

Gilligan

"katysails" wrote:
WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding program
must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote:
When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They got
a
really good
deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some cleanup,
they
found a
diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over 15K,
but
they
still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the
original
owner if
he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his
daughter
had
lost
her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years
ago!
Well, they
hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Chronic liars often forget what they lied about and re-do the same lie
over , changing / adding details to the first lie.

Just like GWB! Way to go Scott for admitting that.




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Stop it Ganz. Bush lies. Kerry lies. they all lie. They're
freaking politicions, that's what they do.

SV


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Chronic liars often forget what they lied about and re-do the same
lie
over , changing / adding details to the first lie.

Just like GWB! Way to go Scott for admitting that.




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Gilly has assured me that it is limitless....he's gone into the test tube
mode of breeding program...I'm beginning to think that maybe he secretly
joined up with MC and they're making them by osmosis....
"Seahag" wrote in message
...
What's the bag limit on Flying Monkeys this year? You fried them to the
brink of extinction last time!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
Oh goody! Target practice! And just in time for deer season, too! Get
ready folks, we haven't had a good monkey stew in here for quite a
while.....
"Gilligan" wrote:
They do that and more. I'll be sending a squadron up to Michigan to do
havoc. I've bred the fear of beehive hairdos out of them.

Gilligan

"katysails" wrote:
WoW! You've trained the monkeys to do that now? Your breeding
program
must
have grown by leaps and bounds...
"Gilligan" wrote:
When monkeys fly out their butts.

Gilligan

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Bobsprit wrote:

About two months ago I sold a Cal 34 to a couple in PA. They
got
a
really good
deal on the boat and were quite happy. While doing some
cleanup,
they
found a
diamond ring stuck under the sole. The ring's value was over
15K,
but
they
still called me to track down who it belonged to. I asked the
original
owner if
he'd lost any jewelery aboard and he told me about how his
daughter
had
lost
her engagement ring (she thought it was lost swimming) 4 years
ago!
Well, they
hooked up and the ring is now back on her finger.
Very nice and very honest sailors!

RB

Hmm. 15K! Hmmmm. And did the ring owner(s) pay back the
insurance company?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------

In article ,
katysails wrote:
They don't fly out...they fly up....
Ok, so what's the difference between monkeys flying out your butt and
politicians?

Ah.. no difference then.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."