"Vito" wrote:
"felton" wrote:

No...Oklahoma. Every real Texan knows the Border Patrol is guarding
the wrong river

That's a fact. Y'see some Okies who went to California during the 'Grapes
of
Wrath' period stayed and some came back, but they all got rich.

They did? I need to talk to my Grandmother about my inheritance!

Now those
who returned are jealous of their brethern who not only own California but
have a "Baja California" to party on. So the returnees are planning to buy
Texas and rename it "Baja Oklahoma".

Sounds good to me!

LP