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Bart Senior August 27th 04 05:23 AM

1 point CM for a particularly funny riposte.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

"Nav" wrote


| Capt. Mooron wrote:
|
| My experience is that
| | women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.
|
| Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it
in
| the first hour of the date.
|
|
| Are the Moose on heat again?

You poor, desperate sod... look I'll exlain it in a 'formula' so you can
understand...
Where as :
Angle of the Dangle = E
Heat of the Meat = P
Measure of the Pleasure = C

E x P = C

Okay Now... run along and get your viagra and a hooker... make us a "Free
Body Diagram" of the results... Okay? :-P

CM





gonefishiing August 27th 04 05:24 AM

really trying to follow this tread
well...............not really.

4 dates!
your kidding right?

moose are hot items in canada?
nah.......... can't be.............

you guys really don't get out often.

women are fun for all kinds of reasons........
highly reccomend you go for a test drive today.

gf.
..


"Nav" wrote in message
...


Capt. Mooron wrote:



My experience is that
| women don't want to be jumped on the first or even fourth date.

Well... I must be in Hell... because most girls I go out with want it

in
the first hour of the date.


Are the Moose on heat again?

Cheers








Bart Senior August 27th 04 05:27 AM

I know more about women than boats. In fact, I know more
about women than women do. Women don't begin to understand
themselves until they hit 40 or so, and being to acquire reasoning
capabilities.

And you do react emotionally. All your jumping to conclusions is
concrete proof.

"katysails" wrote

No, Bart It's not emotional. I listen to all this when my employees,
mostly young women, come and relate their tales of woe to me. And you
cannot determine a possibility of a long term relationship on a first

date.
There are too many variables. My opinions come from vast experience with
young women (and older women) who relate their situations to me in he

course
of my job. I make my assertions from the vast compendium of information

you
have provided about yourself and your relationships from women. I have
read, I have analyzed, and I have drawn my conclusions. And that is a
logical thought process. You know a lot about boats. You know nothing
about women.




Bart Senior August 27th 04 06:56 AM

There are women that don't need men. You are right about that.

It's funny, the "independent women" I date, who talk loudly about
how important independence is to them, subsequently "freak-out"
when I don't follow their master plan. They want independence, career,
a equal "70/30" partnership, and puppet of a man. These women end
up living alone and miserable because the deal they offer men is not
attractive. I'm sure they don't understand what men really need.

On the other end of the spectrum are women who have screwed their
marriages and families--if they ever were married, and are smart enough
to realize they need a man for financial support, for themselves and their
kids. Such women will take literally any man, because he offers them a
means to bail them out of a bad situation, like a house about to be
foreclosed. Such women are willing to go to any lengths to catch a man.
I can't count the number of women I've met like this. Men do not find
such women appealing.

I'm straight up and kind enough to let such women know, right away, that
such a deal in not interesting to me. Can you guess the sort of counter
offers I get? These women know what a man really needs but the price
for it is too high.

Most women do need men, and fall somewhere in between these two
extremes. Older women, like younger men, have huge sexual appetites.
A woman's need for a man is, for many reasons, stronger than a man's
need for a woman.

Use your brain katy. Stop thinking emotionally.

"katysails" wrote

Bart,
Do women a favor and stay away from them. They don't need you.




katysails August 27th 04 02:02 PM

You are delusional. And quite frankly, emotional is not an adjective that
describes me....I am a fairly stoic individual...not quite "the ice queen".
but almost....
"Bart Senior" wrote in message
et...
There are women that don't need men. You are right about that.

It's funny, the "independent women" I date, who talk loudly about
how important independence is to them, subsequently "freak-out"
when I don't follow their master plan. They want independence, career,
a equal "70/30" partnership, and puppet of a man. These women end
up living alone and miserable because the deal they offer men is not
attractive. I'm sure they don't understand what men really need.

On the other end of the spectrum are women who have screwed their
marriages and families--if they ever were married, and are smart enough
to realize they need a man for financial support, for themselves and their
kids. Such women will take literally any man, because he offers them a
means to bail them out of a bad situation, like a house about to be
foreclosed. Such women are willing to go to any lengths to catch a man.
I can't count the number of women I've met like this. Men do not find
such women appealing.

I'm straight up and kind enough to let such women know, right away, that
such a deal in not interesting to me. Can you guess the sort of counter
offers I get? These women know what a man really needs but the price
for it is too high.

Most women do need men, and fall somewhere in between these two
extremes. Older women, like younger men, have huge sexual appetites.
A woman's need for a man is, for many reasons, stronger than a man's
need for a woman.

Use your brain katy. Stop thinking emotionally.

"katysails" wrote

Bart,
Do women a favor and stay away from them. They don't need you.






katysails August 27th 04 02:06 PM

Like I said, I am not jumping to conclusions but making educated remarks
based on the drivel you post regarding women. You provide the material, I
provide the analysis. Quite frankly, your pursuing the conversation,
justifying your conclusions, and wanting to "win" is more emotional, and by
your own definition, "woman-like". You will also notice that through this
whole conversation, I have not made any attack on men in general...not
because I couldn't, wouldn't, or shouldn't, but because it's a moot point
with you. You would accept nothing I have to say no the subject because I
am a woman. Face it, Bart. You don't like women. You just like having sex
with them.
"Bart Senior" wrote in message
t...
I know more about women than boats. In fact, I know more
about women than women do. Women don't begin to understand
themselves until they hit 40 or so, and being to acquire reasoning
capabilities.

And you do react emotionally. All your jumping to conclusions is
concrete proof.

"katysails" wrote

No, Bart It's not emotional. I listen to all this when my employees,
mostly young women, come and relate their tales of woe to me. And you
cannot determine a possibility of a long term relationship on a first

date.
There are too many variables. My opinions come from vast experience

with
young women (and older women) who relate their situations to me in he

course
of my job. I make my assertions from the vast compendium of information

you
have provided about yourself and your relationships from women. I have
read, I have analyzed, and I have drawn my conclusions. And that is a
logical thought process. You know a lot about boats. You know nothing
about women.






Bart Senior August 27th 04 04:17 PM

Why then do I have so many platonic female friends?

"katysails" wrote

am a woman. Face it, Bart. You don't like women. You just like having

sex
with them.




Scott Vernon August 27th 04 05:00 PM


"Bart Senior" wrote ...
I know more about women than boats.


You poor, poor fellow.

SV



Bobsprit August 27th 04 05:04 PM

You would accept nothing I have to say no the subject because I
am a woman. Face it, Bart. You don't like women. You just like having sex
with them.


And if that's the case Bart is a more honest and trustworthy person than most
women.

RB

Capt. Mooron August 27th 04 06:27 PM


"katysails" wrote in message
| ...not quite "the ice queen".
| but almost....

Oops!... you read that post then?

CM




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