On Tue, 27 Jul 2004 02:14:03 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

1 point each

Explain the effect known as "bank cushion".


Having enough money in your checking account to cover any emergencies.


Explain the effect know as "bank suction".


Paying a high service charge when you don't have the minimun required
for free checking.


What is the result of the two effect combined?


Your wife goes shopping for new shoes.





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