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Joe July 25th 04 11:51 PM

Lance Wins # 6
 
In True Texas fasion Lance took the Tour De France for the 6th strait
time.

President Bush gave him a call from the Western Whitehouse here in
Texas to let him know us Texans think his preformance was "awesome".

Kerry used Lances victory while out stumping for votes....Lance
refused to take Kerry's telephone call, saying he had enough Frogs and
Nazi's to deal with there in France.

Way to go Lance! Looking forward to number 7.

No one will ever break Lances records. Cept maybe another Texan.

Joe

jlrogers±³© July 26th 04 02:03 AM

Lance Wins # 6
 
From one Texan to another: You're beginning to sound like a Frenchman.

Joe wrote:
In True Texas fasion Lance took the Tour De France for the 6th strait
time.

President Bush gave him a call from the Western Whitehouse here in
Texas to let him know us Texans think his preformance was "awesome".

Kerry used Lances victory while out stumping for votes....Lance
refused to take Kerry's telephone call, saying he had enough Frogs and
Nazi's to deal with there in France.

Way to go Lance! Looking forward to number 7.

No one will ever break Lances records. Cept maybe another Texan.

Joe


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jlrogers±³©
Never date a woman you can hear ticking. - Mark Patinkin

Eschew Obfuscation.



Jonathan Ganz July 26th 04 02:06 AM

Lance Wins # 6
 
In true texas fascism? I think we can reserve that for Bu****.

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www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
om...
In True Texas fasion Lance took the Tour De France for the 6th strait
time.

President Bush gave him a call from the Western Whitehouse here in
Texas to let him know us Texans think his preformance was "awesome".

Kerry used Lances victory while out stumping for votes....Lance
refused to take Kerry's telephone call, saying he had enough Frogs and
Nazi's to deal with there in France.

Way to go Lance! Looking forward to number 7.

No one will ever break Lances records. Cept maybe another Texan.

Joe




Joe July 26th 04 06:51 PM

Lance Wins # 6
 
"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message m...
From one Texan to another: You're beginning to sound like a Frenchman.

Well it soooo fun to rub it in to the spitters and frogs.

Are you a Native Texan?

Joe





Joe wrote:
In True Texas fasion Lance took the Tour De France for the 6th strait
time.

President Bush gave him a call from the Western Whitehouse here in
Texas to let him know us Texans think his preformance was "awesome".

Kerry used Lances victory while out stumping for votes....Lance
refused to take Kerry's telephone call, saying he had enough Frogs and
Nazi's to deal with there in France.

Way to go Lance! Looking forward to number 7.

No one will ever break Lances records. Cept maybe another Texan.

Joe


jlrogers±³© July 26th 04 09:46 PM

Lance Wins # 6
 
Born in Dallas and live there now. Have lived in Houston, San Antonio,
Lubbock, Kermit, Austin, Taylor, Muleshoe, Dumas, and Duncanville, and am
moving to Midland now.

I have also lived in California (San Fransico, Long Beach and Los Angeles),
Washington (Spokane), Ohio (Canton, Cleveland, and Akron), New Hampshire
(Manchester), and Georgia (Atlanta). And just between us, Texas IS the
best.


Joe wrote:
"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
m...
From one Texan to another: You're beginning to sound like a
Frenchman.

Well it soooo fun to rub it in to the spitters and frogs.

Are you a Native Texan?

Joe





Joe wrote:
In True Texas fasion Lance took the Tour De France for the 6th
strait time.

President Bush gave him a call from the Western Whitehouse here in
Texas to let him know us Texans think his preformance was "awesome".

Kerry used Lances victory while out stumping for votes....Lance
refused to take Kerry's telephone call, saying he had enough Frogs
and Nazi's to deal with there in France.

Way to go Lance! Looking forward to number 7.

No one will ever break Lances records. Cept maybe another Texan.

Joe


--
jlrogers±³©
Never date a woman you can hear ticking. - Mark Patinkin

Eschew Obfuscation.



felton July 26th 04 10:03 PM

Lance Wins # 6
 
On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 20:46:03 GMT, "jlrogers±³©" wrote:

Born in Dallas and live there now. Have lived in Houston, San Antonio,
Lubbock, Kermit, Austin, Taylor, Muleshoe, Dumas, and Duncanville, and am
moving to Midland now.


Poor *******:) I was born and raised in Midland. I can't imagine a
worse place for a sailor to live...well, Odessa would be worse:) If
you make it to Midland before the end of August, be sure to make it to
the Summer Mummers. That is really a lot of fun. My folks live 2
houses away from where GWB and Laura used to live. He is actually a
nice guy in person, although I won't be voting for him this time
around.


I have also lived in California (San Fransico, Long Beach and Los Angeles),
Washington (Spokane), Ohio (Canton, Cleveland, and Akron), New Hampshire
(Manchester), and Georgia (Atlanta). And just between us, Texas IS the
best.


Joe wrote:
"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
m...
From one Texan to another: You're beginning to sound like a
Frenchman.

Well it soooo fun to rub it in to the spitters and frogs.

Are you a Native Texan?

Joe





Joe wrote:
In True Texas fasion Lance took the Tour De France for the 6th
strait time.

President Bush gave him a call from the Western Whitehouse here in
Texas to let him know us Texans think his preformance was "awesome".

Kerry used Lances victory while out stumping for votes....Lance
refused to take Kerry's telephone call, saying he had enough Frogs
and Nazi's to deal with there in France.

Way to go Lance! Looking forward to number 7.

No one will ever break Lances records. Cept maybe another Texan.

Joe



Thom Stewart July 27th 04 04:19 AM

Lance Wins # 6
 
Don't be to sure about that Joe,

There are a lot of Texas getting smart. Maybe soon they'll be getting
drivers licenses and won't have to be using Bikes.

OT


Thom Stewart July 27th 04 04:23 AM

Lance Wins # 6
 
Cripes Oz,

The man had Cancer! He had to take drugs!


Thom Stewart July 27th 04 04:29 AM

Lance Wins # 6
 
Joe,

It was a great victory

Viva La Belle France


Thom Stewart July 27th 04 06:40 AM

Lance Wins # 6
 
Oz,

And just what ones were those? You know? I think you're just Firing for
effect.

The Ital. rider couldn't prove it. He changed his suit to slander when
Lance called him a liar. Do you know something we don't?

Ole Thom



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