Top five reasons RB is a big chicken

5. He won't sail his boat on the ocean, even tho he said a hundred times he
was going to do it (remember the sail to no where)

4. He won't meet anyone from here, because he is afraid they will see what a
poor sailor he is (remember the Scotty and Thimbles trip fiascos and now he is
making excuses not to meet Bart)

3. He is afraid to have a male out on his boat, because then he'd be asked to
put the main up.

2. He's a dreamer - has never done the things he claimed he would - the
aforementioned sail to nowhere, race around LI, trip to Block Island, etc.

1. He is always running around clucking "pic, pic, pic, pic".

The big chicken has lots of chicks!

Bobspirt wrote

Top five reasons RB is a big chicken

The big chicken has lots of chicks!


That's what is driving Spirt mad! Meanwhile he can't even post a pic of his
boat...or even his name!


RB

yes but, is he clucking them?

Scotty

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
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The big chicken has lots of chicks!

Bobspirt wrote

Top five reasons RB is a big chicken

Seriously, bob, what happened to all those trips you bragged about doing,
before you did them?

Scotty

"Bobspirt" wrote in message
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Top five reasons RB is a big chicken

5. He won't sail his boat on the ocean, even tho he said a hundred times
he
was going to do it (remember the sail to no where)

4. He won't meet anyone from here, because he is afraid they will see
what a
poor sailor he is (remember the Scotty and Thimbles trip fiascos and now
he is
making excuses not to meet Bart)

3. He is afraid to have a male out on his boat, because then he'd be
asked to
put the main up.

2. He's a dreamer - has never done the things he claimed he would - the
aforementioned sail to nowhere, race around LI, trip to Block Island, etc.

1. He is always running around clucking "pic, pic, pic, pic".