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On 17 Jun 2004 13:44:12 GMT, "Scott Vernon" wrote
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What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?

Scotty?


He'd get a telescoping handheld, and use it to find outboard engines
on the bottom, while sailing wing & wing upwind.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!
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Scotty?

He'd get a telescoping handheld, and use it to find outboard engines
on the bottom, while sailing wing & wing upwind.


Wow, you'd think after the beating he took, Horvath would really want this one
to go away!
Horvath does not know what a whisker pole is. Furthermore, he claims I don't
have one over 12 feet or one that's telescoping.

RB
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you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

Scott Vernon wrote:

HA! That's what my Mom used to tell me, and it never
happened.............so far.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

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Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price
handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

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All of the above?

Scotty?

Nah...he'd probably wet his pants....

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http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

Do they come in fashion colors? I won't wear one unless they do.....

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at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

....and legs....

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Taddy wrote:
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

...and you'll go blind, too....
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you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

EEEEWWWWWEEEEWWWWW

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katysails wrote:

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

Do they come in fashion colors? I won't wear one unless they do.....


I'm sure they'd provide hte gloves in other exciting colours
besides blue, to enhance Bobsprit's safe handholding experience.
(I wonder if they have raised spirals)

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at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

...and 3 legs....


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