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What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?

Scotty?

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Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

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why knot?


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Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds

which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


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Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

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Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds

which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

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Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


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Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned..

Not unless I can wear one of these!

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

RB


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Bobsprit wrote:

Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned..


Not unless I can wear one of these!

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg


I can see why: that overall condom suits you right down to
the...right down to the...er...are the blue gloves for a
_special_ touch?
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at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

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Flying Tadpole

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Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
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Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


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They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera
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at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

....and legs....

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why knot?

Because I am still afraid of the beating I hid from last time you were in NY.


 
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