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Scott Vernon June 17th 04 02:44 PM

What If #72
 
What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?

Scotty?


Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 03:12 PM

What If #72
 


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Scott Vernon June 17th 04 03:23 PM

What If #72
 
why knot?


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds

which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 04:05 PM

What If #72
 
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds

which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Bobspirt June 17th 04 04:07 PM

What If #72
 
why knot?

Because I am still afraid of the beating I hid from last time you were in NY.

Bobsprit June 17th 04 04:11 PM

What If #72
 
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned..

Not unless I can wear one of these!

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

RB

Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 04:22 PM

What If #72
 


Bobsprit wrote:

Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned..


Not unless I can wear one of these!

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg


I can see why: that overall condom suits you right down to
the...right down to the...er...are the blue gloves for a
_special_ touch?
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Scott Vernon June 17th 04 06:30 PM

What If #72
 
at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 11:15 PM

What If #72
 
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Scott Vernon June 17th 04 11:56 PM

What If #72
 
HA! That's what my Mom used to tell me, and it never
happened.............so far.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera




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