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Scott Vernon June 17th 04 02:44 PM

What If #72
 
What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?

Scotty?


Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 03:12 PM

What If #72
 


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Scott Vernon June 17th 04 03:23 PM

What If #72
 
why knot?


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds

which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 04:05 PM

What If #72
 
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds

which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Bobspirt June 17th 04 04:07 PM

What If #72
 
why knot?

Because I am still afraid of the beating I hid from last time you were in NY.

Bobsprit June 17th 04 04:11 PM

What If #72
 
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned..

Not unless I can wear one of these!

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

RB

Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 04:22 PM

What If #72
 


Bobsprit wrote:

Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned..


Not unless I can wear one of these!

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg


I can see why: that overall condom suits you right down to
the...right down to the...er...are the blue gloves for a
_special_ touch?
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Flying Tadpole

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Scott Vernon June 17th 04 06:30 PM

What If #72
 
at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera



Flying Tadpole June 17th 04 11:15 PM

What If #72
 
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Scott Vernon June 17th 04 11:56 PM

What If #72
 
HA! That's what my Mom used to tell me, and it never
happened.............so far.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price

handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera



Horvath June 18th 04 02:02 AM

What If #72
 
On 17 Jun 2004 13:44:12 GMT, "Scott Vernon" wrote
this crap:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?

Scotty?


He'd get a telescoping handheld, and use it to find outboard engines
on the bottom, while sailing wing & wing upwind.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Bobsprit June 18th 04 03:04 AM

What If #72
 
Scotty?

He'd get a telescoping handheld, and use it to find outboard engines
on the bottom, while sailing wing & wing upwind.


Wow, you'd think after the beating he took, Horvath would really want this one
to go away!
Horvath does not know what a whisker pole is. Furthermore, he claims I don't
have one over 12 feet or one that's telescoping.

RB

Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:26 AM

What If #72
 
you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

Scott Vernon wrote:

HA! That's what my Mom used to tell me, and it never
happened.............so far.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price
handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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katysails June 18th 04 03:27 AM

What If #72
 
All of the above?

Scotty?

Nah...he'd probably wet his pants....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:30 AM

What If #72
 
http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

Do they come in fashion colors? I won't wear one unless they do.....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:30 AM

What If #72
 
at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

....and legs....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:31 AM

What If #72
 
Taddy wrote:
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

...and you'll go blind, too....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:32 AM

What If #72
 
you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

EEEEWWWWWEEEEWWWWW

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:33 AM

What If #72
 


katysails wrote:

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

Do they come in fashion colors? I won't wear one unless they do.....


I'm sure they'd provide hte gloves in other exciting colours
besides blue, to enhance Bobsprit's safe handholding experience.
(I wonder if they have raised spirals)

--
Flying Tadpole

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Scott Vernon June 18th 04 03:35 AM

What If #72
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

...and 3 legs....


BLUSH


Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:35 AM

What If #72
 


katysails wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

...and legs....


Here, have another saucer of sour cream, Katy dear.

--
Flying Tadpole

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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:36 AM

What If #72
 


Scott Vernon wrote:

"katysails" wrote in message
...
at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

...and 3 legs....


BLUSH


De boid's a stool pigeon.
--
Flying Tadpole

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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

katysails June 18th 04 03:57 AM

What If #72
 
Scotty

...and 3 legs....


You're a tripod?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:58 AM

What If #72
 
Taddy offered: Here, have another saucer of sour cream, Katy dear.

Oh yum....and the strawberries have just ripened....how did you know?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Scott Vernon June 18th 04 04:01 AM

What If #72
 


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Scotty

...and 3 legs....


You're a tripod?


Yeah BABY!



Horvath June 18th 04 05:21 AM

What If #72
 
On 18 Jun 2004 02:04:44 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

Scotty?


He'd get a telescoping handheld, and use it to find outboard engines
on the bottom, while sailing wing & wing upwind.


Wow, you'd think after the beating he took, Horvath would really want this one
to go away!


Beating? I spanked your ass!

Horvath does not know what a whisker pole is. Furthermore, he claims I don't
have one over 12 feet or one that's telescoping.


Oh I know what a whisker pole is. I also know what a J is, and why
you shouldn't use one longer than a J. And I know that someone who
doesn't race has no need for a whisker pole.

BTW the Mills Race results are in.

www.toledoyachtclub.com






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Bobsprit June 18th 04 11:57 AM

What If #72
 
And I know that someone who
doesn't race has no need for a whisker pole.


Ooops. He just doesn't get it. Even after everyone slammed him. Everyone has
already told you they use whisker poles outside of racing. I taught you that
whisker poles are longer than 12 feet.
Are Hunter owners always this dumb???

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Seahag June 18th 04 02:55 PM

What If #72
 

"katysails" wrote:
you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

EEEEWWWWWEEEEWWWWW


........gone for a week...1500+ posts....maybe I should just hit "catch
up".....



Scott Vernon June 18th 04 03:03 PM

What If #72
 
the anchor thread has a few usefull posts. Other than that.........

Scotty


"Seahag" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote:
you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

EEEEWWWWWEEEEWWWWW


.......gone for a week...1500+ posts....maybe I should just hit "catch
up".....




katysails June 19th 04 01:21 AM

What If #72
 

........gone for a week...1500+ posts....maybe I should just hit "catch
up".....

That'd prlly be a very good idea...
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Thom Stewart June 19th 04 01:43 AM

What If #72
 
Hey Guys,

Don't worry about it. I have plastic it both eyes and see well. Enjoy!!

Ole Thom


Horvath June 19th 04 03:50 AM

What If #72
 
On 18 Jun 2004 10:57:23 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:

And I know that someone who
doesn't race has no need for a whisker pole.


Ooops. He just doesn't get it. Even after everyone slammed him.


The only one that even replied to me is you.

Everyone has
already told you they use whisker poles outside of racing.


Who's this "everyone?" You got mouse turds in your pocket, again?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Scott Vernon June 19th 04 06:37 AM

What If #72
 

"Horvath" wrote

The only one that even replied to me is you.


there's a reason for that.




Flying Tadpole June 19th 04 07:43 AM

What If #72
 
Thom Stewart wrote:

Hey Guys,

Don't worry about it. I have plastic it both eyes and see well. Enjoy!!

Ole Thom


Thom! I'm shocked! That can't be a consequence of _you_
handholding Bobsprit in your misbegotten youth??!!!

--
Flying Tadpole

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Bobsprit June 19th 04 01:29 PM

What If #72
 
Ooops. He just doesn't get it. Even after everyone slammed him.

The only one that even replied to me is you.

Are you sure Ozzy, Jonathan, Katy and Jeff didn't comment on how you don't know
what a whisker pole is and how it's actually used for cruising?
Would you like me to repost them?

RB

Scott Vernon June 19th 04 04:33 PM

What If #72
 

"Bobsprit" wrote
Ozzy, Jonathan, Katy and Jeff know
what a whisker pole is and how it's actually used ?
Would you like me to poke them, also?

RB



Thom Stewart June 19th 04 05:22 PM

What If #72
 
Sorry Tad,

In my misbegotten, I didn't always take names! Old age does cause GOOD
habits. (Damnit)

Ole Thom


katysails June 19th 04 11:21 PM

What If #72
 
BS said:
Would you like me to poke them, also?

HEY! Don't tell me he's a bi- after all this time?????
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Capt. Mooron June 20th 04 01:21 AM

What If #72
 
Just wait till Ozzy gets back home and finds out you've been using his
computer!

CM

OzOne wrote in message

| Now I'm really confused!
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
|
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Scott Vernon June 21st 04 10:29 AM

What If #72
 

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sat, 19 Jun 2004 21:21:07 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
scribbled thusly:

Just wait till Ozzy gets back home and finds out you've been using his
computer!


Nah, It's me, the real Oz.



The real Ozzy would never admit to that.

SV



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