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Horvath June 18th 04 02:02 AM

What If #72
 
On 17 Jun 2004 13:44:12 GMT, "Scott Vernon" wrote
this crap:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price handhelds which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?

Scotty?


He'd get a telescoping handheld, and use it to find outboard engines
on the bottom, while sailing wing & wing upwind.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Bobsprit June 18th 04 03:04 AM

What If #72
 
Scotty?

He'd get a telescoping handheld, and use it to find outboard engines
on the bottom, while sailing wing & wing upwind.


Wow, you'd think after the beating he took, Horvath would really want this one
to go away!
Horvath does not know what a whisker pole is. Furthermore, he claims I don't
have one over 12 feet or one that's telescoping.

RB

Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:26 AM

What If #72
 
you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

Scott Vernon wrote:

HA! That's what my Mom used to tell me, and it never
happened.............so far.

SV

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

Scott Vernon wrote:

at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Oh. Sorry. I assumed Bobsprit wasn't into handholding where you
were concerned...my mistake...blush...I'll just..er..leave now,
quietly, shall I?

Scott Vernon wrote:

why knot?

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


Scott Vernon wrote:

What if boob**** found out which handheld I have?
Would he be jealous?
Would he cry?
Whine?
Would he put it down to make himself feel better?
Would he claim to own 3 or more better, high end, high price
handhelds
which
a dead friend gave him?
Would he steal it and sell on eBay?

All of the above?


Grossly unfair, Snot Vermin. Of course he wouldn't steal it from
you.

--
Flying Tadpole

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--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera


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Flying Tadpole

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past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

katysails June 18th 04 03:27 AM

What If #72
 
All of the above?

Scotty?

Nah...he'd probably wet his pants....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:30 AM

What If #72
 
http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

Do they come in fashion colors? I won't wear one unless they do.....

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katysails
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Kirie Elite 32
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:30 AM

What If #72
 
at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

....and legs....

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Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:31 AM

What If #72
 
Taddy wrote:
They'll fall off, along with other bodily extremities, and sooner
rather than later, if you persist in this...this...this
_unnatural behaviour_...

...and you'll go blind, too....
--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



katysails June 18th 04 03:32 AM

What If #72
 
you mean....YOU'VE HELD BOBSPRIT'S HAND
****BEFORE****?????????????????????????

EEEEWWWWWEEEEWWWWW

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



Flying Tadpole June 18th 04 03:33 AM

What If #72
 


katysails wrote:

http://www.wfrfire.com/website/hazmat/hazmat/suit2.jpg

Do they come in fashion colors? I won't wear one unless they do.....


I'm sure they'd provide hte gloves in other exciting colours
besides blue, to enhance Bobsprit's safe handholding experience.
(I wonder if they have raised spirals)

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Flying Tadpole

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Scott Vernon June 18th 04 03:35 AM

What If #72
 

"katysails" wrote in message
...
at least I *have* hands.

Scotty

...and 3 legs....


BLUSH



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