Another thing learned on the Internet, this time from the resident genius, Olde
Thom.

Thom has so kindly informed us, the ignorant masses, that air molecules have
native intelligence that allows them to figure out where the surface individual
air molecules strike is oriented vertically or horizontally, and thus act
differently.

WOW!! THAT IS INCREDIBLE!!!

Just think! A fantastic new and improved way to build yet even faster
computing machines! I must patent this technology right away so I can sell it
to the highest bidder, IBM or Texas Instruments or Jose's Bodaga. I can live
in wealthy splendor forever on the billions of dollars of royalties I will
receive.

Thank you, thank you, thank you Olde Thom! My unborn great-grandchilden and
great-great-grandchildren will thank you as well. I toast your brilliance,
Olde Thom, and my good fortune to be the first one you have shared your
insights regarding air molecules. WOW!!