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JAXAshby June 13th 04 10:54 PM

Incredible opportunity?
 
Another thing learned on the Internet, this time from the resident genius, Olde
Thom.

Thom has so kindly informed us, the ignorant masses, that air molecules have
native intelligence that allows them to figure out where the surface individual
air molecules strike is oriented vertically or horizontally, and thus act
differently.

WOW!! THAT IS INCREDIBLE!!!

Just think! A fantastic new and improved way to build yet even faster
computing machines! I must patent this technology right away so I can sell it
to the highest bidder, IBM or Texas Instruments or Jose's Bodaga. I can live
in wealthy splendor forever on the billions of dollars of royalties I will
receive.

Thank you, thank you, thank you Olde Thom! My unborn great-grandchilden and
great-great-grandchildren will thank you as well. I toast your brilliance,
Olde Thom, and my good fortune to be the first one you have shared your
insights regarding air molecules. WOW!!

Donal June 13th 04 11:26 PM

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"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
Thank you, thank you, thank you Olde Thom! My unborn great-grandchilden

and
great-great-grandchildren will thank you as well.


Jax, I doubt that you have any children.

Why are you worried about your great-grandchildren?


Regards


Donal
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JAXAshby June 14th 04 12:48 AM

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Jax, I doubt that you have any children.

Why are you worried about your great-grandchildren?

Donal


the condition of your mind vis-a-vis your doubts has no connection to me or any
unborn great-grandchildred.

Flying Tadpole June 14th 04 12:52 AM

Incredible opportunity?
 
HEY THOM! IT'S PARACHUTE FLARES NOW!


JAXAshby wrote:

Another thing learned on the Internet, this time from the resident genius, Olde
Thom.

Thom has so kindly informed us, the ignorant masses, that air molecules have
native intelligence that allows them to figure out where the surface individual
air molecules strike is oriented vertically or horizontally, and thus act
differently.

WOW!! THAT IS INCREDIBLE!!!

Just think! A fantastic new and improved way to build yet even faster
computing machines! I must patent this technology right away so I can sell it
to the highest bidder, IBM or Texas Instruments or Jose's Bodaga. I can live
in wealthy splendor forever on the billions of dollars of royalties I will
receive.

Thank you, thank you, thank you Olde Thom! My unborn great-grandchilden and
great-great-grandchildren will thank you as well. I toast your brilliance,
Olde Thom, and my good fortune to be the first one you have shared your
insights regarding air molecules. WOW!!


--
Flying Tadpole

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Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

JAXAshby June 14th 04 01:02 AM

Incredible opportunity?
 
little frog gives us this insight:

[snip all but the important stuff}

Flying Tadpole June 14th 04 02:51 AM

Incredible opportunity?
 
I see no frog! There is no frog!

JAXAshby wrote:

little frog gives us this insight:

[snip all but the important stuff}


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

JAXAshby June 14th 04 01:16 PM

Incredible opportunity?
 
I see no frog! There is no frog!

crackerboxes can't see?



JAXAshby wrote:

little frog gives us this insight:

[snip all but the important stuff}


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera









Flying Tadpole June 14th 04 02:54 PM

Incredible opportunity?
 
To help Jax's education: barring predators or malentities, frogs
have legs.

JAXAshby wrote:

I see no frog! There is no frog!


crackerboxes can't see?


JAXAshby wrote:

little frog gives us this insight:

[snip all but the important stuff}


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera







--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera

JAXAshby June 15th 04 02:17 AM

Incredible opportunity?
 
little frogs don't.

To help Jax's education: barring predators or malentities, frogs
have legs.

JAXAshby wrote:

I see no frog! There is no frog!


crackerboxes can't see?


JAXAshby wrote:

little frog gives us this insight:

[snip all but the important stuff}

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera







--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera









Scott Vernon June 15th 04 02:23 AM

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little frogs have little legs. Get some glasses old man.

SV

"JAXAshby" wrote in message
...
little frogs don't.

To help Jax's education: barring predators or malentities, frogs
have legs.

JAXAshby wrote:

I see no frog! There is no frog!

crackerboxes can't see?


JAXAshby wrote:

little frog gives us this insight:

[snip all but the important stuff}

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera







--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Faint echoes, sometimes inaudible, of the newsgroup's glorious
past are downloadable at http://music.download.com/internetopera











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