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Jeff Morris
 
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God is an imaginary friend for adults.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Things people hate to admit....

1) That they don't have the answer.
2) That they will die someday.
3) That there is no real justice.
4) That they are alone.
5) That they are ultimately responsible for their acts.
6) That life has no "plan" for them.

Interesting how "god" neatly solves all of these. For several years The Easter
Bunny and Santa Clause myth can also solve things. In fact, Santa is a lot

like
"god" since he won't be good if you aren't.
The Pope rides in a bulletproof case because he's afraid to die. He's afraid

of
the unknown. Like many high power officials associated with religion, he knows
the game well, just as John Edwards knows his game.

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God is an imaginary friend for adults.

Most likely. But we can't say that 100% for certain. Santa Clause is less
likely to exist, since he's not at his address. But he could be hiding or
retired.

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Jonathan Ganz
 
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He probably went sailing.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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God is an imaginary friend for adults.

Most likely. But we can't say that 100% for certain. Santa Clause is less
likely to exist, since he's not at his address. But he could be hiding or
retired.

RB



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He sure is at his address.... and I should know... we put in a new landing
strip, apron, taxiway and a blasted a reservoir for him 6 years ago!

The Easter Bunny visits me at least once a year!!

So there... mr. Bigshot skeptic!

CM

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| God is an imaginary friend for adults.
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| Most likely. But we can't say that 100% for certain. Santa Clause is less
| likely to exist, since he's not at his address. But he could be hiding or
| retired.
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| RB


 
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