Donal asked:=20
Why else would they ask the same, bloody questions every single day for =
25
years?

And what bloody questions would those be?
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"katysails" wrote in message
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Donal asked:
Why else would they ask the same, bloody questions every single day for 25
years?

And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Regards


Donal

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Donal replied:=20
And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop =
pestering you about the other.
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"katysails" wrote in message
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Donal replied:
And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop
pestering you about the other.



Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start
complaining about something else.

That is what you women are like!

In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.



Regards


Donal
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Donal wrote:
Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start
complaining about something else.

That is what you women are like!

In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.


** a joke **

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.....
"We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor
has signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the
men here are lousy lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... The
friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful
lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do.

So the friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read "All the
men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors, so on to the Fourth
floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are
sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also
single, rich and they don’t leave laundry on the floor."

The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what
the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:

"There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is
truly NO way to make a woman happy.”

** a joke **
A little boy of 4 is taking his bath and looks down at his testicles. =
He turns to his mother and asks: Are those my brains, Mama? She =
answers: No, dear...not yet.
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Now that's funny!

"katysails" wrote in message
...

** a joke **
A little boy of 4 is taking his bath and looks down at his testicles. He
turns to his mother and asks: Are those my brains, Mama? She answers: No,
dear...not yet.
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On Fri, 19 Mar 2004 00:14:13 -0000, "Donal"
wrote:


"katysails" wrote in message
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Donal replied:
And what bloody questions would those be?


"When can we get a new kitchen?"

"When can we get a new TV?"

"Why don't you make love to me four times *every* night?"

Well, shut her up and get her a new kitchen and tv and maybe she'll stop
pestering you about the other.



Rubbish! If I get the kitchen and the TV, then she'll just start
complaining about something else.

That is what you women are like!

In fact, I've come to the conclusion that modern men, who do housework and
cooking, cannot keep a woman happy. Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about. That's why the divorce rates are rising so
fast.

Regards


Donal

Reminds me of the old joke...

"Why do women keep their eyes closed while having sex?...
....Becasue they can't stand to see a man enjoying himself."

'' 'Ole Donal" wrote

Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about.

yes, tis true, I try to make Lisa moan at least every other night.


Scotty

Donal sated: Women are only truly happy when they
have something to moan about.=20

So you're not good enough to make her moan?

--=20
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