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Bobsprit January 23rd 04 12:18 PM

Bobsprit Vs. Scotty
 
Scotty never shows.


Bobsprit wins via disqualification.

Bobsprit January 23rd 04 03:17 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Still looking for that pull-off by the bridge?

You can't pull off by the bridge. Bridge Security will be on you fast...at any
bridge. You're SOOOO Dumb!
But I've invited you to my boat plenty of times and you know where she is.
You're not only a coward, you're cowardly scum.

RB

Scott Vernon January 23rd 04 03:19 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Still looking for that pull-off by the bridge?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Scotty never shows.


Bobsprit wins via disqualification.



Scott Vernon January 23rd 04 03:33 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
"Bob****" wrote ...
Still looking for that pull-off by the bridge?

You can't pull off by the bridge.


YES YOU CAN


Bridge Security will be on you fast...at any
bridge.


WRONG


But I've invited you to my boat plenty of times


knowing full well that's the last place I'd want to be.


I'm not only a coward, I'm cowardly scum.

RB



Bobsprit January 23rd 04 03:34 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Bridge Security will be on you fast...at any
bridge.


WRONG

Pull over anywhere near the bridge and take a pic showing your car/truck as
well. Stop checks will NOT allow stopping unless you ask permission or have a
problem. Either way, there is way too much paranoid security to mess around
near a bridge.
Since you claim to be a man...Just come to my club. I'll be there ALL summer
and it's less than 10 minutes from the bridge.
You are a COWARD.

RB

Scott Vernon January 23rd 04 03:53 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"ChickenBob" clucked....

Pull over anywhere near the bridge and take a pic showing your car/truck

as
well. Stop checks will NOT allow stopping unless you ask permission or

have a
problem. Either way, there is way too much paranoid security to mess

around
near a bridge. Brwaaak, Brwaaaaak , brwaaaaaaaak




Scott Vernon January 23rd 04 03:55 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Thank you, M'am, thank you very much.

There are signs on and approaching the bridge that no pics are to be taken.


wrote in message

They'll especially like to see some one stop and use a camera! The
fact that he looks like the later (fat) version of Elvis will only add
to the fun.

BB




Bobsprit January 23rd 04 04:00 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
They'll especially like to see some one stop and use a camera! The
fact that he looks like the later (fat) version of Elvis will only add
to the fun.

Doesn't matter. I just gave Scotty a easy and clear way to meet up with me.
I'll bet 100 bucks (His pay for a month) that he'll NEVER show.

RB

Scott Vernon January 23rd 04 04:36 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
I have special permits.


wrote
There are also load limits, which you likely exceed.

BB




Martin Baxter January 23rd 04 05:07 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Bobsprit wrote:

Since you claim to be a man...Just come to my club.


Don't go there Scotty, unless you have suddenly developed
a taste for fat guys in leather!

Cheers
Marty


Bobsprit January 23rd 04 05:20 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Don't go there Scotty, unless you have suddenly developed
a taste for fat guys in leather!


Another sailing topic post from Marty!

RB

Martin Baxter January 23rd 04 05:35 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Bobsprit wrote:

Don't go there Scotty, unless you have suddenly developed
a taste for fat guys in leather!


Another sailing topic post from Marty!

RB


Duly noted Booby, also noted that it was a response to a non sailing
post made by you.

Are you planning on responding to every single on of my
posts which are not about sailing? You represent the very pinnacle
of maturity, no doubt about it.

Cheers
Marty


Bobsprit January 23rd 04 06:07 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Are you planning on responding to every single on of my
posts which are not about sailing?


No.


RB

Jonathan Ganz January 23rd 04 07:26 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Good advice for Bob...

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 10:55:58 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Thank you, M'am, thank you very much.

There are signs on and approaching the bridge that no pics are to be

taken.


There are also load limits, which you likely exceed. My advice is to
stay away from bridges entirely.

BB


wrote in message

They'll especially like to see some one stop and use a camera! The
fact that he looks like the later (fat) version of Elvis will only add
to the fun.

BB






Jonathan Ganz January 23rd 04 07:26 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Yes... he's "interested" in you Marty... run for the hills...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit wrote:

Don't go there Scotty, unless you have suddenly developed
a taste for fat guys in leather!


Another sailing topic post from Marty!

RB


Duly noted Booby, also noted that it was a response to a non sailing
post made by you.

Are you planning on responding to every single on of my
posts which are not about sailing? You represent the very pinnacle
of maturity, no doubt about it.

Cheers
Marty




Jonathan Ganz January 23rd 04 08:31 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Not a chance... I mean seriously. Bob must weigh a half again as much.
Unfortunately, I have seen pictures of him... I believe there's a
particularly
disgusting one of his wedding on his website.

wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 11:26:01 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

Good advice for Bob...


Well, I've seen photos of both Bob and Scotty. Unless Bob is 17 feet
tall, I'm betting that Scotty weighs more than Bob does.

BB

wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 10:55:58 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Thank you, M'am, thank you very much.

There are signs on and approaching the bridge that no pics are to be

taken.


There are also load limits, which you likely exceed. My advice is to
stay away from bridges entirely.

BB


wrote in message

They'll especially like to see some one stop and use a camera! The
fact that he looks like the later (fat) version of Elvis will only

add
to the fun.

BB








Bobsprit January 23rd 04 10:10 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Well, I've seen photos of both Bob and Scotty. Unless Bob is 17 feet
tall, I'm betting that Scotty weighs more than Bob does.

I run 2-3 days a week, even in this cold, plus weight train. I'm 6.3 205 lbs.
No one here is as fit as me.
Oh, and I don't drink or smoke and rarely eat red meat.
Scotty will be long dead when I'll still be sailing and mountain biking.
Suzanne is in even better shape, but then she gets a free gym membership
through the hospital...

RB

Donal January 23rd 04 10:28 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, I've seen photos of both Bob and Scotty. Unless Bob is 17 feet
tall, I'm betting that Scotty weighs more than Bob does.

I run 2-3 days a week, even in this cold, plus weight train. I'm 6.3 205

lbs.
No one here is as fit as me.
Oh, and I don't drink or smoke and rarely eat red meat.


I'd always assumed that you might be interesting in real life. I was
obviously wrong.


Scotty will be long dead when I'll still be sailing and mountain biking.


Obesity kills a lot of fat people, these days.


Regards


Donal
--




Bobsprit January 23rd 04 11:53 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Oh, and I don't drink or smoke and rarely eat red meat.

I'd always assumed that you might be interesting in real life. I was
obviously wrong.

Because I gave up drinking and smoking? Sorry. I have no time for losers who do
either on a regular basis. And make no mistake, if you drink or smoke regular
you ARE a loser. You wan't to have a personality, but need drugs? Oh, okay!

Bwahahahaha! How typically dull, Donal!

RB

Bobsprit January 23rd 04 11:58 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Scotty will be long dead when I'll still be sailing and mountain biking.

Obesity kills a lot of fat people, these days.

6'3, with actual muscle mass. I can actually pick up an offensive person and
toss them. I can probably outrun anyone here...and you all can run relays! No
drinking, no smoking, no coffee, low cholesterol (144), perfect heart rate! I
oughta know...just had a checkup at St. Francis after tearing chest muscles
from biking R&C.

RB

Donal January 24th 04 12:16 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Scotty will be long dead when I'll still be sailing and mountain biking.


Obesity kills a lot of fat people, these days.

6'3, with actual muscle mass. I can actually pick up an offensive person

and
toss them. I can probably outrun anyone here...


I'm not surprised! If I had your attitude, then I'd make sure that I
could run fast.

You've probably been running all your life.


and you all can run relays! No
drinking, no smoking, no coffee, low cholesterol (144), perfect heart

rate! I
oughta know...just had a checkup at St. Francis after tearing chest

muscles
from biking R&C.


Yeah! My doctor never looks happy when she tells me that my blood pressure
is perfectly "normal".

You're obviously so scared of death that you won't do anything at all to
risk your health. Is that why you never sail out of sight of land?



Regards


Donal
--






Wally January 24th 04 12:30 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Bobsprit wrote:

6'3, with actual muscle mass. I can actually pick up an offensive
person and toss them. ...
...just had a checkup at St.
Francis after tearing chest muscles from biking R&C.


You tear muscles riding a bike, yet you reckon you can throw rowdies around
like rag trolls?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Capt. Mooron January 24th 04 12:43 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I run 2-3 days a week, even in this cold, plus weight train. I'm 6.3 205
lbs.
| No one here is as fit as me.


Bwahahahahahahaaa...... Yeah Sure Bob!

CM



Jonathan Ganz January 24th 04 12:54 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Translation: I'm a fat blob that can barely walk. Instead of sailing 3 or 4
times
a week, I try to get out of my apartment that often. Sometimes I succeed,
but
most of the time I get stuck in the doorway until my wife comes home and
calls
the paramedics. They would use the jaws of life, but I would be jealous.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, I've seen photos of both Bob and Scotty. Unless Bob is 17 feet
tall, I'm betting that Scotty weighs more than Bob does.

I run 2-3 days a week, even in this cold, plus weight train. I'm 6.3 205

lbs.
No one here is as fit as me.
Oh, and I don't drink or smoke and rarely eat red meat.
Scotty will be long dead when I'll still be sailing and mountain biking.
Suzanne is in even better shape, but then she gets a free gym membership
through the hospital...

RB




Jonathan Ganz January 24th 04 12:54 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
No. Not from riding it.. from his own words... from picking it up once.

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit wrote:

6'3, with actual muscle mass. I can actually pick up an offensive
person and toss them. ...
...just had a checkup at St.
Francis after tearing chest muscles from biking R&C.


You tear muscles riding a bike, yet you reckon you can throw rowdies

around
like rag trolls?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com






Wally January 24th 04 01:02 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

No. Not from riding it.. from his own words... from picking it up
once.


Ah yes, I remember - one of those racing jobbies that weighs two ounces...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com




Scott Vernon January 24th 04 02:50 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
it's true, really.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| No one here is as ****ty as me.


Bwahahahahahahaaa...... Yeah Sure Bob!

CM




Scott Vernon January 24th 04 02:52 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
My least fav plave is NYC. My least fav poster is boob****. A mere $100
isn't gonna do it.

SV



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Don't go there Scotty, unless you have suddenly developed
a taste for fat guys in leather!


Another sailing topic post from Marty!

RB



Jonathan Ganz January 24th 04 05:18 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Well give him a break! 4 oz.

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

No. Not from riding it.. from his own words... from picking it up
once.


Ah yes, I remember - one of those racing jobbies that weighs two ounces...


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com






Bobsprit January 24th 04 12:32 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
You tear muscles riding a bike, yet you reckon you can throw rowdies around
like rag trolls?

I said bilking R&C. Guess you don't know what that is. It's mountain biking
over very tough terain and when you reach something the bike can't handle you
run and carry the bike. It's very tough and few people could do it all. Tearing
muscle tissue during any workout is not just about weight, it's also about
repeated range of motion, wally.

RB

Capt. Mooron January 24th 04 03:04 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Tearing
| muscle tissue during any workout is not just about weight, it's also about
| repeated range of motion, wally.

Tearing muscle is from a violent hyper extension of a range of motion Bob...
not repeated range of motion. Only women and ultra out of shape males would
suffer such injuries..... even doing extreme biking. Not that there would be
any place in your area such an activity could be done. Maybe you should have
passed closer to the drive through window when you reached for your triple
cheeseburger & fries. Next time don't go for the "Supersize" and save your
pecs the added strain. :-)

Do you carry "lil Binary Bill" in basket when you bike? Arf! Arf Arf!

Down Boy.... Bad Dog!

CM



Bobsprit January 24th 04 09:54 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Gaynzy, I'll lick your butt any day of the weak.

RB



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Translation: I'm a fat blob that can barely walk. Instead of sailing 3 or 4
times
a week, I try to get out of my apartment that often. Sometimes I succeed,
but
most of the time I get stuck in the doorway until my wife comes home and
calls
the paramedics. They would use the jaws of life, but I would be jealous.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, I've seen photos of both Bob and Scotty. Unless Bob is 17 feet
tall, I'm betting that Scotty weighs more than Bob does.

I run 2-3 days a week, even in this cold, plus weight train. I'm 6.3 205

lbs.
No one here is as fit as me.
Oh, and I don't drink or smoke and rarely eat red meat.
Scotty will be long dead when I'll still be sailing and mountain biking.
Suzanne is in even better shape, but then she gets a free gym membership
through the hospital...

RB


Bobsprit January 25th 04 01:05 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Tearing muscle is from a violent hyper extension of a range of motion Bob...
not repeated range of motion.

100% wrong. Repeated stress on a muscle group/strand will damage it.

RB

Bobsprit January 25th 04 01:07 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Only women and ultra out of shape males would
suffer such injuries..... even doing extreme biking.

Unless you do this type of biking on a regular basis and practice, you will
suffer injuries. Even pro's have trouble. Guess you never ran a marathon where
pro runners drop from a whole range of muscle related injuries...ALL from
repeated motion stress.

RB

Capt. Mooron January 25th 04 02:16 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Only women and ultra out of shape males would
| suffer such injuries..... even doing extreme biking.
|
| Unless you do this type of biking on a regular basis and practice, you
will
| suffer injuries. Even pro's have trouble. Guess you never ran a marathon
where
| pro runners drop from a whole range of muscle related injuries...ALL from
| repeated motion stress.

Nanasivik Marathon..... 30 km with with a 2000 ft elevation change. Bob...
you're talking to someone who considers a 12 mile hike through deep brush
and swamp as an easy Sunday walk. When I spearfish I free dive to 40 feet.
I've climbed Nahanni Butte... only 6000 ft but a difficult climb with out
climbing gear. I doubt some plump city slicker would offer me any
competition. Stick to your toys and gadgets. Shopping, theatre and
restaurants is all you are familiar with. That's what you city boys are good
for. Leave the real stuff to the real men.

Repeated motion stress without hyper extension is no strain Bob!

CM



Jonathan Ganz January 25th 04 03:09 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
I don't know who you are... not bob for sure. In any case,
please don't post filth like this.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
om...
Gaynzy, I'll lick your butt any day of the weak.

RB



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

...
Translation: I'm a fat blob that can barely walk. Instead of sailing 3

or 4
times
a week, I try to get out of my apartment that often. Sometimes I

succeed,
but
most of the time I get stuck in the doorway until my wife comes home and
calls
the paramedics. They would use the jaws of life, but I would be jealous.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well, I've seen photos of both Bob and Scotty. Unless Bob is 17 feet
tall, I'm betting that Scotty weighs more than Bob does.

I run 2-3 days a week, even in this cold, plus weight train. I'm 6.3

205
lbs.
No one here is as fit as me.
Oh, and I don't drink or smoke and rarely eat red meat.
Scotty will be long dead when I'll still be sailing and mountain

biking.
Suzanne is in even better shape, but then she gets a free gym

membership
through the hospital...

RB




Bobsprit January 25th 04 03:13 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Nanasivik Marathon..... 30 km with with a 2000 ft elevation change. Bob...
you're talking to someone who considers a 12 mile hike through deep brush

Mooron, you're both a fool an a liar. You just posted that repetitive motion
during physical activity won't tear or damage muscle tissue.
Okay, bub. Whatever.

RB

Bobsprit January 25th 04 03:27 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
I don't know who you are... not bob for sure. In any case,
please don't post filth like this.

Yeah, but isn't it nice to know that some people are even more silly than we
are?!

RB

Jonathan Ganz January 25th 04 04:00 AM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
You and I may have our differences (understatement of the week I'm sure),
this is just plain stupid. He must be a 14 year old. Don't tell Horass.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I don't know who you are... not bob for sure. In any case,
please don't post filth like this.

Yeah, but isn't it nice to know that some people are even more silly than

we
are?!

RB




Capt. Mooron January 25th 04 02:26 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Bob... to build muscle you have to tear some as well.... but not to the
degree that requires hospitalization from severe trauma. If lifting
something as light a bike causes that... I would say you are woefully out of
shape and your muscle mass is better suited to opera glasses and long
periods in the balcony waiting for the fat lady to sing.

If your case for repetitive motion were valid ... people would be tearing
muscles by walking, talking, typing and jerking off. Sudden or repetitive
_hyperextension_ in a violent or extremely forceful manner might cause
tearing to the degree you describe... but in a physically fit person
repetitive motion won't cause the damage you claim to have suffered. I've
got years in martial arts training and understand quite well what a body
will take in punishment as well as the requirement to stretch and prepare
the muscles prior to a work-out.

So here it is... you are either an out of shape wimp or fabricating the
circumstance to achieve some semblance of validation of your claims of
fitness.

Prove your current status of physical fitness and post a picture. ;-)

CM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Nanasivik Marathon..... 30 km with a 2000 ft elevation change. Bob...
| you're talking to someone who considers a 12 mile hike through deep
brush
|
| Mooron, you're both a fool an a liar. You just posted that repetitive
motion
| during physical activity won't tear or damage muscle tissue.
| Okay, bub. Whatever.
|
| RB




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