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Bob... to build muscle you have to tear some as well.... but not to the
degree that requires hospitalization from severe trauma.


I did not require hospitalization. I had some discomfort. ANY kind of chest
pain is reason for a checkup. I was told to modify my workouts for my age,
though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall condition.
Out on the trail, most teenagers can't keep up with me and NONE of them can
catch Suzanne. She could easily take you out in a fight, probably more cleanly
than I would. Go have a drink soft old man!

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I did not require hospitalization. I had some discomfort. ANY kind of
chest
| pain is reason for a checkup.

You go to the hospital for a pulled muscle.... and call me "soft"??????

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


I was told to modify my workouts for my age,

Told you those "supersize" orders would catch up to you!

| though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall
condition.

The Tylenol 3 was kicking in Eh?

| Out on the trail, most teenagers can't keep up with me and NONE of them
can
| catch Suzanne.

City teenagers???? Bwahahahahahaaa! Impress us... pin a C-Note to your ass
and run through central park after midnight.... that's when the really quick
teenagers come out to play! ;-D
I bet Suzanne had to learn to run fast at an early age.... she's cute!


She could easily take you out in a fight, probably more cleanly
| than I would. Go have a drink soft old man!

No Fair... I won't hit a girl. She could just strip naked and oil herself up
and I'd wrestle her!

I'm having a drink Bob... and a cigarette! I smoked my blunt this morning at
the beach. Even drunk, stoned and smoking I could beat you at any physical
activity.

Come you Poster boy for the Fat Ugly American.... post a picture of your
claimed good health... Eh!? ;-D


CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
If your case for repetitive motion were valid ... people would be tearing
muscles by walking, talking, typing and jerking off.

or his neck muscle when he's on a date.
;)

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I've forgotten, was that a muscle in his chest or jaw?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I did not require hospitalization. I had some discomfort. ANY kind of
chest
| pain is reason for a checkup.

You go to the hospital for a pulled muscle.... and call me "soft"??????

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


I was told to modify my workouts for my age,

Told you those "supersize" orders would catch up to you!

| though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall
condition.

The Tylenol 3 was kicking in Eh?

| Out on the trail, most teenagers can't keep up with me and NONE of them
can
| catch Suzanne.

City teenagers???? Bwahahahahahaaa! Impress us... pin a C-Note to your
ass
and run through central park after midnight.... that's when the really
quick
teenagers come out to play! ;-D
I bet Suzanne had to learn to run fast at an early age.... she's cute!


She could easily take you out in a fight, probably more cleanly
| than I would. Go have a drink soft old man!

No Fair... I won't hit a girl. She could just strip naked and oil herself
up
and I'd wrestle her!

I'm having a drink Bob... and a cigarette! I smoked my blunt this morning
at
the beach. Even drunk, stoned and smoking I could beat you at any physical
activity.

Come you Poster boy for the Fat Ugly American.... post a picture of your
claimed good health... Eh!? ;-D


CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

You go to the hospital for a pulled muscle.... and call me "soft"??????

Actually, the damage was unusual because the workout was new. Carrying a
mountain bike over steep rock terrain is not something you could handle. You
need good legs, balance and strong arms to start. You could never do it.
Suzanne lacks my arm strength, but she manages because she can move even
faster. Her legs could easily kill you in under a minute.
Like I said, Mooron. You couldn't do it, nor would you try once you saw how
hard it is. Running and climbing, while holding a mountain bike via two straps
on your back is beyond you. I doubt you good stay with me on a 5 run either and
I know Suzanne would dust you. We are your genetic superior, as basic as me
being taller or Suzanne's ability to hold her breath for 2 minutes 40 seconds
on her first try...she's getting certified for diving.

Give it up, staypuff sailor! Stay home and listen to that radio of yours.

Capt RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

| though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall
condition.

And then the doctor commended Suzanne for her quick thinking. He said young
people in "apparently" good health mistake muscle or diet related pain for
heart concerns often. And then a few really do drop dead from a heart defect.
It's better to go in if you have any ususual chest pain. Please don't give out
dangerous ideas to people, Mooron. You can troll better than that.

RB

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| Actually, the damage was unusual because the workout was new.

New like the first strain ever put on them short of stuff a triple
cheeseburger into your face?


Carrying a
| mountain bike over steep rock terrain is not something you could handle.

No... I only carry 70 lb rock drills and 40 kilo bags of samples for 6 mils
down cutlines.

You
| need good legs, balance and strong arms to start.

Then why would _You_ ever contemplate such a task... with the obvious result
of hospitalization on your first effort.

You could never do it.

Of course I could.... easily... without having to be medivaced due to a
pulled chest muscle thinking it was a cardiac arrest!

| Suzanne lacks my arm strength, but she manages because she can move even
| faster.

Oh I see now... she's fast so that compensates for lack of strength! OK....
Bwahahahahahahaaaa!

Her legs could easily kill you in under a minute.

Probably the first orgasm she ever had. I'll bet she would prefer riding
tongue than a bike anyday! ;-D

| Like I said, Mooron. You couldn't do it, nor would you try once you saw
how
| hard it is. Running and climbing, while holding a mountain bike via two
straps
| on your back is beyond you.

What's beyond me is that you even consider it an exercise and aren't fit
enough not to land in the hospital on the first attempt!

I doubt you good stay with me on a 5 run either and

Yeah well the 10 mile sprint to fetch an ambulance for you after the first
hundred meters of your quick waddle would keep me busy all right!

| I know Suzanne would dust you. We are your genetic superior,

Genetics? Bwahahahahahahaaaa!!! Look at the shape and size of you.... must
be reverse engineering that led to your condition.

as basic as me
| being taller or Suzanne's ability to hold her breath for 2 minutes 40
seconds
| on her first try...she's getting certified for diving.

I can hold mine for 3 minutes and I've been certified since I was 16. I hold
Dive Master cert. now! I've also dived commercially.

|
| Give it up, staypuff sailor! Stay home and listen to that radio of yours.

Spellcheck Bob... I know you meant to say "StayHard Sailor".....

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Carrying a
| mountain bike over steep rock terrain is not something you could handle.

No... I only carry 70 lb rock drills and 40 kilo bags of samples for 6 mils
down cutlines.

Yeah, I love to crush the dreams of hard working fools who think they can match
me on a track or trail. Meet em every week. Face it, mooron, you're a
weekend-warrior and a poor one at that.
I have an uncle who's in construction for 20 years, built like a tank from
years of hard work. He's perhaps 70% as strong as I am and could never keep up
on the run.
But keep telling us all about it!!!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Of course I could.... easily...


Bwahahaha! Well, since you NEVER will, I guess you can make such a claim. Based
on your criteria I could also swim up Niagra Falls!

Bwahahahaha! Keep em coming, Mooron! I missed ya!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Oh I see now... she's fast so that compensates for lack of strength! OK....

Wow. Could be this dumb...I doubt it really. You must have responded without
thinking. Yes, if she can run faster she can drop the bike sooner...less arm
strength required. Pretty obvious...if you've ever worked out, which you
haven't!!! Clearly!!!

Don't stop now, Mooron!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I'll bet she would prefer riding
tongue than a bike anyday! ;-D


She does indeed, and the best part is...and I know you'll like this...Is your
done when SHE SAYS SO!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Look at the shape and size of you.

6.3, 205 lbs. I can easily lift double my weight and manage tripple. Are you
even six feet tall? Or are you the height of an average woman?

Bwahahahahhaa! Shwammm!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I can hold mine for 3 minutes and I've been certified since I was 16.

That's great, so you agree that 2.40 is pretty amazing for a beginner. Our
friend is a wreck diver and he says few people can manage it, even with
practice.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I hold
Dive Master cert. now! I've also dived commercially.

But you're "supposed" to be a man. Suzanne is a sweet blond German girl who can
match you and probably take you out hand-to-hand.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

In fact, there's no point in comparing my amazing powerhouse physique to
Mooron's girly-frame. Best compare him to Suzanne, who's still stronger...but
it's a bit more fair!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Oh I see now... she's fast so that compensates for lack of strength!
OK....
|
| Wow. Could be this dumb...I doubt it really. You must have responded
without
| thinking. Yes, if she can run faster she can drop the bike sooner...less
arm
| strength required. Pretty obvious...if you've ever worked out, which you
| haven't!!! Clearly!!!

Did you bother to read what you just wrote? Maybe a quick check for common
sense might prove to make your driveling more believable. Bwahahahahahahaaaa


|
| Don't stop now, Mooron!

I haven't.... ;-D

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| I'll bet she would prefer riding
| tongue than a bike anyday! ;-D
|
|
| She does indeed, and the best part is...and I know you'll like this...Is
your
| done when SHE SAYS SO!

Isn't that always the case..... ;-D

CM

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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| 6.3, 205 lbs. I can easily lift double my weight and manage tripple. Are
you
| even six feet tall? Or are you the height of an average woman?

Bob... my younger brother is 6 ft and 240.... he looks way slimmer than you.
Or was it a typo and you meant to say 305lbs?

|
| Bwahahahahhaa! Shwammm!

Bwahahahahahahaaaa and Shazammmm!

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| I can hold mine for 3 minutes and I've been certified since I was 16.
|
| That's great, so you agree that 2.40 is pretty amazing for a beginner. Our
| friend is a wreck diver and he says few people can manage it, even with
| practice.

Bob I smoke a pack a day and drink a bottle of overproof in 2 days.... the
minimum I could do was always 2.5 minutes. Tell her to watch the
hyperventilation..... it could knock her out in a deep free dive.

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

5 ft 10 inches.... 180lbs.... extremely agile..... very quick..... I'm not
only a predator... I'm a machine! I still have a six pack. My pecs are well
defined and I exhibit low body fat. My legs are like sprung steel. My
muscles and chiseled and my good looks are devastating.

You on the other hand were the model for the sculpting of Big Boy....


CM




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| In fact, there's no point in comparing my amazing powerhouse physique to
| Mooron's girly-frame. Best compare him to Suzanne, who's still
stronger...but
| it's a bit more fair!
|
| RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

The doc was happy for the money. After boobs left ,he and the nurses had a
good laugh at the big fat fairy.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote

And then the doctor commended Suzanne for her quick thinking. He said
young
people in "apparently" good health mistake muscle or diet related pain for
heart concerns often. And then a few really do drop dead from a heart
defect.
It's better to go in if you have any ususual chest pain. Please don't give
out
dangerous ideas to people, Mooron. You can troll better than that.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Is that why you don't take showers, afraid of rusting?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
My legs are like sprung steel.

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Hey Mooron...

He's amazingly sensitive about his obesity don't you think?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Oh I see now... she's fast so that compensates for lack of strength!
OK....
|
| Wow. Could be this dumb...I doubt it really. You must have responded
without
| thinking. Yes, if she can run faster she can drop the bike sooner...less
arm
| strength required. Pretty obvious...if you've ever worked out, which you
| haven't!!! Clearly!!!

Did you bother to read what you just wrote? Maybe a quick check for common
sense might prove to make your driveling more believable.
Bwahahahahahahaaaa


|
| Don't stop now, Mooron!

I haven't.... ;-D

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I can see why you would have trouble with a 4 oz mountain bike.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Look at the shape and size of you.

6.3, 205 lbs. I can easily lift double my weight and manage tripple. Are
you
even six feet tall? Or are you the height of an average woman?

Bwahahahahhaa! Shwammm!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

No... I take lots of showers... sometimes 3 a day.... it's soap I can't use.
No fear... stainless steel!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Is that why you don't take showers, afraid of rusting?
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
| My legs are like sprung steel.
|

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Oh yeah, I forgot. Dang, my arm is sore from splittin wood. Think I should
go to the hospital in case I tore some muscles or sumptin?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
No... I take lots of showers... sometimes 3 a day.... it's soap I can't
use.
No fear... stainless steel!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Is that why you don't take showers, afraid of rusting?
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
| My legs are like sprung steel.
|

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hey Mooron...

He's amazingly sensitive about his obesity don't you think?


Fat people are usually quite sensitive.



Regards


Donal
--

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Yeah... that "repetitive motion" can really do some damage! Bob though he
took a cardiac when he pulled his chest muscle moving his bicycle out of the
locker.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| Oh yeah, I forgot. Dang, my arm is sore from splittin wood. Think I should
| go to the hospital in case I tore some muscles or sumptin?
|
| Scotty
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
| No... I take lots of showers... sometimes 3 a day.... it's soap I can't
| use.
| No fear... stainless steel!
|
| CM
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| ...
| | Is that why you don't take showers, afraid of rusting?
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote ...
| | My legs are like sprung steel.
| |
|
|
|

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

| done when SHE SAYS SO!

Isn't that always the case..... ;-D

Ya know...I think you're right. But in the case it's more of a insatiable force
meeting a do-or-die action.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Bob I smoke a pack a day and drink a bottle of overproof in 2 days

Kinda ends the whole discussion, Mooron. I'm sorry for you if this is true. And
you're kidding yourself if you think you're in shape while smoking and
drinking.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I still have a six pack.

Yeah, in the fridge.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I'm not
only a predator.


Yeah, you're a bag of peanut M&M's only natural enemy.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

My legs are like sprung steel.


Sorta like a slinky?

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

No fear... stainless steel!


There are many grades of SS. In the case of your most recent posts, I'd say 2nd
grade.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| | done when SHE SAYS SO!
|
| Isn't that always the case..... ;-D
|
| Ya know...I think you're right. But in the case it's more of a insatiable
force
| meeting a do-or-die action.

If you were a real man... you'd make her orgasm a dozen times and have her
plead with you to stop.... not order you to! Of course maybe you're the
type that likes a dominatrix.

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

It hurts you that I can indulge like this and not worry about being in much
better condition than you on a good day!

Maybe it's your superior genetics?

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!

CM



"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Bob I smoke a pack a day and drink a bottle of overproof in 2 days
|
| Kinda ends the whole discussion, Mooron. I'm sorry for you if this is
true. And
| you're kidding yourself if you think you're in shape while smoking and
| drinking.
|
| RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

64 Rockwell...... ;-D

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| No fear... stainless steel!
|
|
| There are many grades of SS. In the case of your most recent posts, I'd
say 2nd
| grade.
|
| RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| | done when SHE SAYS SO!
|
| Isn't that always the case..... ;-D
|
| Ya know...I think you're right. But in the case it's more of a insatiable
force
| meeting a do-or-die action.

Kinda reminds me of a girl I met asking to crew on Overproof for a race....
I asked her about her experiences and qualifications and she said she was a
"Horse Whisperer".... I asked what were the requirements for that trade? She
leaned over and whispered ."I can suck a golf ball through a garden
hose"........

Welcome Abroad! ;-D

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Maybe it's your superior genetics?


Good guess. At least you admit it. Let us know how the 0.3 K race to 7/11 goes!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

you'd make her orgasm a dozen times and have her
plead with you to stop.... not order you to!


Just a dozen times, Mooron? That's just for her forplay. I see you've never
been with a woman who can go, let alone satisfied one! Or three!

SLAM! Bwahahahaha!

RB