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Bobsprit January 25th 04 10:41 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
I'll bet she would prefer riding
tongue than a bike anyday! ;-D


She does indeed, and the best part is...and I know you'll like this...Is your
done when SHE SAYS SO!

RB

Bobsprit January 25th 04 10:42 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
Look at the shape and size of you.

6.3, 205 lbs. I can easily lift double my weight and manage tripple. Are you
even six feet tall? Or are you the height of an average woman?

Bwahahahahhaa! Shwammm!

RB

Bobsprit January 25th 04 10:44 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
I can hold mine for 3 minutes and I've been certified since I was 16.

That's great, so you agree that 2.40 is pretty amazing for a beginner. Our
friend is a wreck diver and he says few people can manage it, even with
practice.

RB

Bobsprit January 25th 04 10:45 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
I hold
Dive Master cert. now! I've also dived commercially.

But you're "supposed" to be a man. Suzanne is a sweet blond German girl who can
match you and probably take you out hand-to-hand.

RB

Bobsprit January 25th 04 10:46 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
In fact, there's no point in comparing my amazing powerhouse physique to
Mooron's girly-frame. Best compare him to Suzanne, who's still stronger...but
it's a bit more fair!

RB

Capt. Mooron January 25th 04 11:04 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Oh I see now... she's fast so that compensates for lack of strength!
OK....
|
| Wow. Could be this dumb...I doubt it really. You must have responded
without
| thinking. Yes, if she can run faster she can drop the bike sooner...less
arm
| strength required. Pretty obvious...if you've ever worked out, which you
| haven't!!! Clearly!!!

Did you bother to read what you just wrote? Maybe a quick check for common
sense might prove to make your driveling more believable. Bwahahahahahahaaaa


|
| Don't stop now, Mooron!

I haven't.... ;-D

CM



Capt. Mooron January 25th 04 11:05 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| I'll bet she would prefer riding
| tongue than a bike anyday! ;-D
|
|
| She does indeed, and the best part is...and I know you'll like this...Is
your
| done when SHE SAYS SO!

Isn't that always the case..... ;-D

CM



Capt. Mooron January 25th 04 11:07 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| 6.3, 205 lbs. I can easily lift double my weight and manage tripple. Are
you
| even six feet tall? Or are you the height of an average woman?

Bob... my younger brother is 6 ft and 240.... he looks way slimmer than you.
Or was it a typo and you meant to say 305lbs?

|
| Bwahahahahhaa! Shwammm!

Bwahahahahahahaaaa and Shazammmm!

CM



Capt. Mooron January 25th 04 11:10 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| I can hold mine for 3 minutes and I've been certified since I was 16.
|
| That's great, so you agree that 2.40 is pretty amazing for a beginner. Our
| friend is a wreck diver and he says few people can manage it, even with
| practice.

Bob I smoke a pack a day and drink a bottle of overproof in 2 days.... the
minimum I could do was always 2.5 minutes. Tell her to watch the
hyperventilation..... it could knock her out in a deep free dive.

CM



Capt. Mooron January 25th 04 11:21 PM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 
5 ft 10 inches.... 180lbs.... extremely agile..... very quick..... I'm not
only a predator... I'm a machine! I still have a six pack. My pecs are well
defined and I exhibit low body fat. My legs are like sprung steel. My
muscles and chiseled and my good looks are devastating.

You on the other hand were the model for the sculpting of Big Boy....


CM




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| In fact, there's no point in comparing my amazing powerhouse physique to
| Mooron's girly-frame. Best compare him to Suzanne, who's still
stronger...but
| it's a bit more fair!
|
| RB




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