Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Bob... to build muscle you have to tear some as well.... but not to the
degree that requires hospitalization from severe trauma.


I did not require hospitalization. I had some discomfort. ANY kind of chest
pain is reason for a checkup. I was told to modify my workouts for my age,
though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall condition.
Out on the trail, most teenagers can't keep up with me and NONE of them can
catch Suzanne. She could easily take you out in a fight, probably more cleanly
than I would. Go have a drink soft old man!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I did not require hospitalization. I had some discomfort. ANY kind of
chest
| pain is reason for a checkup.

You go to the hospital for a pulled muscle.... and call me "soft"??????

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


I was told to modify my workouts for my age,

Told you those "supersize" orders would catch up to you!

| though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall
condition.

The Tylenol 3 was kicking in Eh?

| Out on the trail, most teenagers can't keep up with me and NONE of them
can
| catch Suzanne.

City teenagers???? Bwahahahahahaaa! Impress us... pin a C-Note to your ass
and run through central park after midnight.... that's when the really quick
teenagers come out to play! ;-D
I bet Suzanne had to learn to run fast at an early age.... she's cute!


She could easily take you out in a fight, probably more cleanly
| than I would. Go have a drink soft old man!

No Fair... I won't hit a girl. She could just strip naked and oil herself up
and I'd wrestle her!

I'm having a drink Bob... and a cigarette! I smoked my blunt this morning at
the beach. Even drunk, stoned and smoking I could beat you at any physical
activity.

Come you Poster boy for the Fat Ugly American.... post a picture of your
claimed good health... Eh!? ;-D


CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
If your case for repetitive motion were valid ... people would be tearing
muscles by walking, talking, typing and jerking off.

or his neck muscle when he's on a date.
;)

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

I've forgotten, was that a muscle in his chest or jaw?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| I did not require hospitalization. I had some discomfort. ANY kind of
chest
| pain is reason for a checkup.

You go to the hospital for a pulled muscle.... and call me "soft"??????

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


I was told to modify my workouts for my age,

Told you those "supersize" orders would catch up to you!

| though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall
condition.

The Tylenol 3 was kicking in Eh?

| Out on the trail, most teenagers can't keep up with me and NONE of them
can
| catch Suzanne.

City teenagers???? Bwahahahahahaaa! Impress us... pin a C-Note to your
ass
and run through central park after midnight.... that's when the really
quick
teenagers come out to play! ;-D
I bet Suzanne had to learn to run fast at an early age.... she's cute!


She could easily take you out in a fight, probably more cleanly
| than I would. Go have a drink soft old man!

No Fair... I won't hit a girl. She could just strip naked and oil herself
up
and I'd wrestle her!

I'm having a drink Bob... and a cigarette! I smoked my blunt this morning
at
the beach. Even drunk, stoned and smoking I could beat you at any physical
activity.

Come you Poster boy for the Fat Ugly American.... post a picture of your
claimed good health... Eh!? ;-D


CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

You go to the hospital for a pulled muscle.... and call me "soft"??????

Actually, the damage was unusual because the workout was new. Carrying a
mountain bike over steep rock terrain is not something you could handle. You
need good legs, balance and strong arms to start. You could never do it.
Suzanne lacks my arm strength, but she manages because she can move even
faster. Her legs could easily kill you in under a minute.
Like I said, Mooron. You couldn't do it, nor would you try once you saw how
hard it is. Running and climbing, while holding a mountain bike via two straps
on your back is beyond you. I doubt you good stay with me on a 5 run either and
I know Suzanne would dust you. We are your genetic superior, as basic as me
being taller or Suzanne's ability to hold her breath for 2 minutes 40 seconds
on her first try...she's getting certified for diving.

Give it up, staypuff sailor! Stay home and listen to that radio of yours.

Capt RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

| though they were shocked at my low resting heart rate and overall
condition.

And then the doctor commended Suzanne for her quick thinking. He said young
people in "apparently" good health mistake muscle or diet related pain for
heart concerns often. And then a few really do drop dead from a heart defect.
It's better to go in if you have any ususual chest pain. Please don't give out
dangerous ideas to people, Mooron. You can troll better than that.

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

| Actually, the damage was unusual because the workout was new.

New like the first strain ever put on them short of stuff a triple
cheeseburger into your face?


Carrying a
| mountain bike over steep rock terrain is not something you could handle.

No... I only carry 70 lb rock drills and 40 kilo bags of samples for 6 mils
down cutlines.

You
| need good legs, balance and strong arms to start.

Then why would _You_ ever contemplate such a task... with the obvious result
of hospitalization on your first effort.

You could never do it.

Of course I could.... easily... without having to be medivaced due to a
pulled chest muscle thinking it was a cardiac arrest!

| Suzanne lacks my arm strength, but she manages because she can move even
| faster.

Oh I see now... she's fast so that compensates for lack of strength! OK....
Bwahahahahahahaaaa!

Her legs could easily kill you in under a minute.

Probably the first orgasm she ever had. I'll bet she would prefer riding
tongue than a bike anyday! ;-D

| Like I said, Mooron. You couldn't do it, nor would you try once you saw
how
| hard it is. Running and climbing, while holding a mountain bike via two
straps
| on your back is beyond you.

What's beyond me is that you even consider it an exercise and aren't fit
enough not to land in the hospital on the first attempt!

I doubt you good stay with me on a 5 run either and

Yeah well the 10 mile sprint to fetch an ambulance for you after the first
hundred meters of your quick waddle would keep me busy all right!

| I know Suzanne would dust you. We are your genetic superior,

Genetics? Bwahahahahahahaaaa!!! Look at the shape and size of you.... must
be reverse engineering that led to your condition.

as basic as me
| being taller or Suzanne's ability to hold her breath for 2 minutes 40
seconds
| on her first try...she's getting certified for diving.

I can hold mine for 3 minutes and I've been certified since I was 16. I hold
Dive Master cert. now! I've also dived commercially.

|
| Give it up, staypuff sailor! Stay home and listen to that radio of yours.

Spellcheck Bob... I know you meant to say "StayHard Sailor".....

CM

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Carrying a
| mountain bike over steep rock terrain is not something you could handle.

No... I only carry 70 lb rock drills and 40 kilo bags of samples for 6 mils
down cutlines.

Yeah, I love to crush the dreams of hard working fools who think they can match
me on a track or trail. Meet em every week. Face it, mooron, you're a
weekend-warrior and a poor one at that.
I have an uncle who's in construction for 20 years, built like a tank from
years of hard work. He's perhaps 70% as strong as I am and could never keep up
on the run.
But keep telling us all about it!!!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Of course I could.... easily...


Bwahahaha! Well, since you NEVER will, I guess you can make such a claim. Based
on your criteria I could also swim up Niagra Falls!

Bwahahahaha! Keep em coming, Mooron! I missed ya!

RB

Bobsprit worships Scotty
 

Oh I see now... she's fast so that compensates for lack of strength! OK....

Wow. Could be this dumb...I doubt it really. You must have responded without
thinking. Yes, if she can run faster she can drop the bike sooner...less arm
strength required. Pretty obvious...if you've ever worked out, which you
haven't!!! Clearly!!!

Don't stop now, Mooron!

RB