On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 09:54:59 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I'm thinking of turning over a new leaf.

What do you think about if I change my name
from Simple Simon to Civil Simon and become
more civil, polite and an all around nice guy?

Instead of bashing people, I'd be encouraging
and helpful. Instead of flaunting my Master's
license, I'd be humble and reserved. Instead
of constantly displaying my superior knowledge
of all things nautical, I'd be unassuming and
educational in a kind manner. Instead of driving
women away, I'd be charming and welcoming.
Instead of humiliating Bobsprit, Rick, Otn,
Shen, Joe, Donal etc. I'd give credit where
credit is due. In other words, I'd be a civil
human being setting a positive example for
the group as a whole. Maybe this would assist
in turning what has become a train wreck
around.

What does everyone think?

I think you'd be like me. Who needs two mees?





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You don't even need two tits to be you, but you've got
them nevertheless. Oh well!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 31 Dec 2003 09:54:59 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

I'm thinking of turning over a new leaf.

What do you think about if I change my name
from Simple Simon to Civil Simon and become
more civil, polite and an all around nice guy?

Instead of bashing people, I'd be encouraging
and helpful. Instead of flaunting my Master's
license, I'd be humble and reserved. Instead
of constantly displaying my superior knowledge
of all things nautical, I'd be unassuming and
educational in a kind manner. Instead of driving
women away, I'd be charming and welcoming.
Instead of humiliating Bobsprit, Rick, Otn,
Shen, Joe, Donal etc. I'd give credit where
credit is due. In other words, I'd be a civil
human being setting a positive example for
the group as a whole. Maybe this would assist
in turning what has become a train wreck
around.

What does everyone think?

I think you'd be like me. Who needs two mees?





This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
I'm thinking of turning over a new leaf.

What do you think about if I change my name
from Simple Simon to Civil Simon and become
more civil, polite and an all around nice guy?

Instead of bashing people, I'd be encouraging
and helpful. Instead of flaunting my Master's
license, I'd be humble and reserved. Instead
of constantly displaying my superior knowledge
of all things nautical, I'd be unassuming and
educational in a kind manner. Instead of driving
women away, I'd be charming and welcoming.
Instead of humiliating Bobsprit, Rick, Otn,
Shen, Joe, Donal etc. I'd give credit where
credit is due. In other words, I'd be a civil
human being setting a positive example for
the group as a whole. Maybe this would assist
in turning what has become a train wreck
around.

What does everyone think?

S.Simon


I leave this rule for others when I'm dead.
Be always sure you're right then go ahead.
David Crockett

Joe
MSV RedCloud

Don't you f*cking even think of it. If I even get
a wiff that this happens, I'll report you to your
ISP, or at least neither confirm nor deny doing it.

Have a safe New Years!

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I'm thinking of turning over a new leaf.

What do you think about if I change my name
from Simple Simon to Civil Simon and become
more civil, polite and an all around nice guy?

Instead of bashing people, I'd be encouraging
and helpful. Instead of flaunting my Master's
license, I'd be humble and reserved. Instead
of constantly displaying my superior knowledge
of all things nautical, I'd be unassuming and
educational in a kind manner. Instead of driving
women away, I'd be charming and welcoming.
Instead of humiliating Bobsprit, Rick, Otn,
Shen, Joe, Donal etc. I'd give credit where
credit is due. In other words, I'd be a civil
human being setting a positive example for
the group as a whole. Maybe this would assist
in turning what has become a train wreck
around.

What does everyone think?

S.Simon

"Simple Simon" wrote:

Instead of driving
women away, I'd be charming and welcoming.

Is that *really* possible?

What does everyone think?

I think you need to take some Dramazine for the circles on your mooring...
LP

S.Simon