Did you get arrested for child molestation again??

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Today I was riding my bike getting my daily workout
and noticed a young, attractive lady walking her
Chihuahua on the bike path coming towards me.
As I passed by I gave her a wide berth so the dog
wouldn't be able to run out on it's leash and get
run over. I noticed the young lady looked sad.

I continued on my route and when I returned that way
about a half hour later I caught up with and passed
the young lady again. I gave her and her Chihuahua
a wide berth again. As I went by I turned my head,
smiled and asked her, "Is that Bruiser?" She broke
out in a big smile and laughed and yelled, "Come back!"

I turned around and went back and she was still
laughing. She threw her arms around me, planted
a wet kiss on my cheek and said, "Thanks, I needed
that."

S.Simon