Today I was riding my bike getting my daily workout
and noticed a young, attractive lady walking her
Chihuahua on the bike path coming towards me.
As I passed by I gave her a wide berth so the dog
wouldn't be able to run out on it's leash and get
run over. I noticed the young lady looked sad.

I continued on my route and when I returned that way
about a half hour later I caught up with and passed
the young lady again. I gave her and her Chihuahua
a wide berth again. As I went by I turned my head,
smiled and asked her, "Is that Bruiser?" She broke
out in a big smile and laughed and yelled, "Come back!"

I turned around and went back and she was still
laughing. She threw her arms around me, planted
a wet kiss on my cheek and said, "Thanks, I needed
that."

S.Simon

Simple Simon wrote:

Today I was riding my bike ...

What happened, did they take your bus pass away again?

Rick

Simple Simon wrote:

She threw her arms around me,
planted a wet kiss on my cheek

I hope she washed well afterwards.

Rick

the kiss must have been from the dog
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Simple Simon wrote:

She threw her arms around me,
planted a wet kiss on my cheek

I hope she washed well afterwards.

Rick

"Simple Simon" wrote in message ...
Today I was riding my bike getting my daily workout
and noticed a young, attractive lady walking her
Chihuahua on the bike path coming towards me.
As I passed by I gave her a wide berth so the dog
wouldn't be able to run out on it's leash and get
run over. I noticed the young lady looked sad.

I continued on my route and when I returned that way
about a half hour later I caught up with and passed
the young lady again. I gave her and her Chihuahua
a wide berth again. As I went by I turned my head,
smiled and asked her, "Is that Bruiser?" She broke
out in a big smile and laughed and yelled, "Come back!"

I turned around and went back and she was still
laughing. She threw her arms around me, planted
a wet kiss on my cheek and said, "Thanks, I needed
that."

Well Done Captain!

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?

Joe
MSV RedCloud



S.Simon

Did you get arrested for child molestation again??

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Today I was riding my bike getting my daily workout
and noticed a young, attractive lady walking her
Chihuahua on the bike path coming towards me.
As I passed by I gave her a wide berth so the dog
wouldn't be able to run out on it's leash and get
run over. I noticed the young lady looked sad.

I continued on my route and when I returned that way
about a half hour later I caught up with and passed
the young lady again. I gave her and her Chihuahua
a wide berth again. As I went by I turned my head,
smiled and asked her, "Is that Bruiser?" She broke
out in a big smile and laughed and yelled, "Come back!"

I turned around and went back and she was still
laughing. She threw her arms around me, planted
a wet kiss on my cheek and said, "Thanks, I needed
that."

S.Simon

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Did you get arrested for child molestation again??

Such a cynic! You should know that when Nil kisse dogs and children it
is not always "sekshul." I am sure he would rather slit his wrists than
harm a chihuahua or a little girl.

But was his cat's death really suicide? What did the cat know that could
not be spoke?

Rick

Perhaps something Neal did in Utah and then talked about...
something to do with sodomizing too many Mormon men I'd
wager.

"Rick" wrote in message
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Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Did you get arrested for child molestation again??

Such a cynic! You should know that when Nil kisse dogs and children it
is not always "sekshul." I am sure he would rather slit his wrists than
harm a chihuahua or a little girl.

But was his cat's death really suicide? What did the cat know that could
not be spoke?

Rick

Who is 'Bruiser'?


"Joe" wrote in message
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Today I was riding my bike getting my daily workout
and noticed a young, attractive lady walking her
Chihuahua on the bike path coming towards me.
As I passed by I gave her a wide berth so the dog
wouldn't be able to run out on it's leash and get
run over. I noticed the young lady looked sad.

I continued on my route and when I returned that way
about a half hour later I caught up with and passed
the young lady again. I gave her and her Chihuahua
a wide berth again. As I went by I turned my head,
smiled and asked her, "Is that Bruiser?" She broke
out in a big smile and laughed and yelled, "Come back!"

I turned around and went back and she was still
laughing. She threw her arms around me, planted
a wet kiss on my cheek and said, "Thanks, I needed
that."

Well Done Captain!

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?

Joe
MSV RedCloud



S.Simon

Have you seen the "Legally Blonde" movies?
That's the name of Reese's little Chihuahua.
He's as cute as a button but it turns out he's
gay in the second movie.

S.Simon


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Who is 'Bruiser'?


"Joe" wrote in message
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"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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Today I was riding my bike getting my daily workout
and noticed a young, attractive lady walking her
Chihuahua on the bike path coming towards me.
As I passed by I gave her a wide berth so the dog
wouldn't be able to run out on it's leash and get
run over. I noticed the young lady looked sad.

I continued on my route and when I returned that way
about a half hour later I caught up with and passed
the young lady again. I gave her and her Chihuahua
a wide berth again. As I went by I turned my head,
smiled and asked her, "Is that Bruiser?" She broke
out in a big smile and laughed and yelled, "Come back!"

I turned around and went back and she was still
laughing. She threw her arms around me, planted
a wet kiss on my cheek and said, "Thanks, I needed
that."

Well Done Captain!

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?

Joe
MSV RedCloud



S.Simon